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[Frecklestein]

Now, we need Roman Reigns to be interviewed by Dave Meltzer during a live call-in so a caller can ask Reigns about his following in the gay community.

Tha gyeah community?!

"Oh, I mean I'm married to my beautiful wife, but I'm flattered nontheless, baby boy."

 

[strobogo]

Happy to see the Guy Fieri cook book I sent found you well.

Thank you, brother bean.

ESPN did some show awhile back where they got a bunch of their NBA correspondents in a room together to discuss legendary NBA moments. This moment came up and they asked Reggie about it and he basically said he knew refs don't like to blow the whistle at the end of games so he just shoved the fuck out of Jordan to get open. Steve Kerr was in the room and he seemed legitimately upset over Reggie's unapologetic attitude. It was pretty funny.

Fuck Steve Kerr. I don't know why he'd be mad about it. Bulls won the championship anyway. And it's not like MJ didn't get a ton of fouls over looked, ones that directly benefited Steve Kerr and his bank account.

 

[PInk Tape]

Best Diva of 2014...go.

My vote:
-Nobody...maybe Nikki ("I wish you'd died in the womb!")

We're probably not counting NXT so, um, Renee I guess.

 

[bean breath]

Someone should go back to one of their posts from last night and edit in spoilers to Raw. It would ruin bean breath's afternoon.

These fat American and Englishmen are too lazy to backtrack more than one page.

 

[bean breath]

What if bean breath was a real person?

Wrestling is fake but its viewers aren't.

 

[PInk Tape]

Is this enough butter, or do I need more?

The struggle is real.

 

[Gonzalez]

The honeymoon is over. Roman didn't make this weeks top 10 Raw moments.
http://youtu.be/8uFg0Oaq9hs

Stick around for some Paige at the end.

 

[bean breath]

Bean Breath, huh? Beans tend to make people gassy, must be why you talk a lot of crap, jack. I see you come out here every week runnin' your mouth like you own the place, but let me tell ya somethin' kid.. These fans here in WrestleGAF pay damn good money to come here EACH. AND. EVERY. WEEK! ..and regardless of how positive or negative they feel, at the end of the day, this is AMERICA and they have the right to those opinions. So stop running your jaw and run on down to this ring and I'll smack the taste of Beans out your mouth, jack

I got my Neogaf account approved same as you and everyone else here and that means I'm free to post my conscious. Now, some of you like me and some of you don't but regardless of how you feel you have to admit that my posts illicit a strong reaction from the WrassleGAF community and that in and of itself is pretty darn great, kid.

 

[Man God]

Cena Negro versus Cena Azure.

 

[Frecklestein]

I got my Neogaf account approved same as you and everyone else here and that means I'm free to post my conscious. Now, some of you like me and some of you don't but regardless of how you feel you have to admit that my posts illicit a strong reaction from the WrassleGAF community and that in and of itself is pretty darn great, kid.

I can't help but respect that..

 

[bean breath]

WWE Viewership for 12/22:

8pm: 3.632
9pm: 3.907
10pm: 3.354

Avg: 3.631

550,000 drop in the 3rd hour. Second week in a row with 3.3 viewers in the 3rd hour.

What do you expect with Bray Wyatt closing the show while they make Cena curtain jerk.

 

[Frecklestein]

The honeymoon is over. Roman didn't make this weeks top 10 Raw moments.
http://youtu.be/8uFg0Oaq9hs

Stick around for some Paige at the end.

I gif'd a bit of it in case the video might be too long for some people.

 

[bean breath]

you can take carny from me when you pry it from my cold dead hands, friend

Charlton Heston parodies? This thread is sailing over Strobogo's head, you need to dumb it down.

 

[Fox318]

Watch Kofi Kingston wins the rumble.

A New Day was a work to setup his rumble win.

 

[blackaroni]

WWE Viewership for 12/22:

8pm: 3.632
9pm: 3.907
10pm: 3.354

Avg: 3.631

550,000 drop in the 3rd hour. Second week in a row with 3.3 viewers in the 3rd hour.

Roman raising the ratings.

 

[Data West]

I may have to give the Knight Rider reboot a chance

 

[Jimmy King]

"Add Nash" is trending on Twitter

I assume it's a campaign to get Kevin Nash in the Rumble.

 

[bean breath]

Cheap pop.

Unless you are a hockey fan that really hates a Canadian team there will never be true heat between the US and Canada(From an american perspective).

What issues cause tension between the US and Canada really?

Luber and oil exports?
Screwjob?
Healthcare?
American culture dominating Canadian culture and being able to outspend them?
Gretzky trade?

The metric system

How they say "grade seven" instead of seventh grade.

 

[Frecklestein]

Roman raising the ratings.

You're absolutely delusional if you think it was Roman. Clearly Big Show has some pull around here.

 

[Fox318]

You're absolutely delusional if you think it was Roman. Clearly Big Show has some pull around here.

By pull do you mean his ability to make guys pull their acl off the bone?

 

[RP912]

Interesting question but why in most NJPW events, they mute some of the show?

 

[British Monsoon]

The metric system

How they say "grade seven" instead of seventh grade.

Bagged milk. Also, the metric system's pretty cool. You guys should switch, but do what we did and keep miles so you don't have to change all the road signs.

Interesting question but why in most NJPW events, they mute some of the show?

It's because they don't own international broadcast rights for some of the theme tunes - on the bigger PPVs they'll dub the missing themes, but I'd love it if they could get those rights. Sucks never hearing Kojima's god-tier theme.

 

[Gonzalez]

Interesting question but why in most NJPW events, they mute some of the show?

Licensed music they don't own.

 

[RP912]

It's because they don't own international broadcast rights for some of the theme tunes - on the bigger PPVs they'll dub the missing themes, but I'd love it if they could get those rights. Sucks never hearing Kojima's god-tier theme.

Licensed music they don't own.

thanks...that sucks balls

 

[Fox318]

Was there ever a wrestling angle that involved bagged milk?

Did Christian and Angle have a milk match?

 

[Gonzalez]

Was there ever a wrestling angle that involved bagged milk?

Is this a Vagas Vacation reference?

 

[bean breath]

Bagged milk. Also, the metric system's pretty cool. You guys should switch, but do what we did and keep miles so you don't have to change all the road signs.

It's not the same. I've been watching British car reviews on YouTube and some of the cars were rated for 60 or in some cases 90 miles per gallon. I was legitimately shaken up but I think you have short miles and big gallons or something because those types of numbers aren't really possible on petrol gas and diesel engines.

 

[Frecklestein]

Cena Negro versus Cena Azure.

So;

Vs.

Was there ever a wrestling angle that involved bagged milk?

Did Christian and Angle have a milk match?

No, but that's a beautiful idea.

Kevin Owens is Canadian, yeah? Bring him up as the Milk Man, trying to force the bagged milk lifestyle on Americans

 

[sf2fanatic]

So;

Vs.

WordLife/Prototype Cena > Frutty Pebbles/Rise up Cena

 

[Fox318]

No, but that's a beautiful idea.

Kevin Owens is Canadian, yeah? Bring him up as the Milk Man, trying to force the bagged milk lifestyle on Americans

Then this music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

 

[Frecklestein]

It's not the same. I've been watching British car reviews on YouTube and some of the cars were rated for 60 or in some cases 90 miles per gallon. I was legitimately shaken up but I think you have short miles and big gallons or something because those types of numbers aren't really possible on petrol gas and diesel engines.

Did someone say Diesel..?

Then this music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQsPE7pzNo

Toss this outfit on him replace the jars with bagged milk

Kevin Owens is ready for the main roster with this gimmick

 

[FallingEdge]

Then this music hits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZHCLUODNCQ

fixed it for you

 

[bean breath]

So;

Vs.

Fixed

 

[Frecklestein]

Fixed

 

[bean breath]

Did someone say Diesel..?

Don't get me started on kilometres per litre.

 

[sf2fanatic]

Fixed

Possible

Spoiler

Summerslam

match?

 

[Frecklestein]

Possible

Spoiler

Summerslam

match?

Why not team them up and go for the whole twin magic angle ?

 

[dr3upmushroom]

oh man, wwe finally uploaded the reigns/big show match, but edited it around all of the chants, amazing

What were the chants? I assume "this is boring! Clap clap... Clap clap clap"

 

[FallingEdge]

What were the chants? I assume "this is boring! Clap clap... Clap clap clap"

"jbl"
"michael cole"
"we want cena"
"michinoku driver"

 

[strobogo]

What were the chants? I assume "this is boring! Clap clap... Clap clap clap"

"Show your tits"

 

[Data West]

Maybe it's because I only see Raw in illegal gif format, but I feel like this is the least important Big Show heel turn yet. I mean usually he gets a title shot or shoved on the main event constantly. Instead he's stuck with the big dog doing nothing.

 

[ReturnOfTheRAT]

I gif'd a bit of it in case the video might be too long for some people.

Merry Christmas

Edit:

Wrong

 

[jred2k]

Is this enough butter, or do I need more?

The struggle is real.

If you aren't already, use a liquid measuring cup and water.

 

[Nerdkiller]

"jbl"
"michael cole"
"we want cena"
"michinoku driver"

Really? Well, I can only assume for the former, they probably just put ten men into a recording studio, while the the latter, they must have been trying so hard to find a reason to use it after finding it in some random bingo hall promotion.

 

[somedevil]

Really? Well, I can only assume for the former, they probably just put ten men into a recording studio, while the the latter, they must have been trying so hard to find a reason to use it after finding it in some random bingo hall promotion.

None of those happened. What was chanted was Daniel Bryan and boring during the match.

 

[hunchback]

Yeah, he is not coming back...

That was certainly interesting last night. I can't believe Hogan came back. I hope he doesn't try to wrestle. It would make for a boring match. There has been too much damage to his body to make a good match.
Can someone tell me what in God's name is that Roman guy supposed to be wearing? It looks like they dyed a school crossing vest black and told him to wear it. I'm really confused about the Miz. Do fans really like him? I think it's a cool story about he became a wrestler but that's it.
I had fun watching but I'm not sure if I want to sink 3 hour's every Monday night into the show. I can definitely see the appeal of it. Maybe I just got old.

 

[Man God]

I'd subscribe to the Network for a decade if we got a Fruity & Cocoa Pebbles tag team.

 

[strobogo]

That was certainly interesting last night. I can't believe Hogan came back. I hope he doesn't try to wrestle. It would make for a boring match. There has been too much damage to his body to make a good match.
Can someone tell me what in God's name is that Roman guy supposed to be wearing? It looks like they dyed a school crossing vest black and told him to wear it. I'm really confused about the Miz. Do fans really like him? I think it's a cool story about he became a wrestler but that's it.
I had fun watching but I'm not sure if I want to sink 3 hour's every Monday night into the show. I can definitely see the appeal of it. Maybe I just got old.

Hogan has been back a lot of times. His last match was in 2011 when he allegedly couldn't bump without dying, yet he took a number of bumps and was fine and the match was actually quite enjoyable. Against Sting at TNA Bound For Glory.

Shield wore flak vests and Roman got to keep the Shield music and gear, but now they add color to it for some reason.

No one likes Miz. They like Damien Sandow, who is his stunt double and goes by Damien Mizdow.

 

[JavyOO7]

Damn, Nattie looking great in Main Event.

 

[Xater]

oh man, wwe finally uploaded the reigns/big show match, but edited it around all of the chants, amazing

Of course they did. lol