¡HarlequinPanic!;144644698 said:what's the bond movie that just ends with bond lighting some shiskebob chef on fire?
Wtf is up with every bond movie that isn't casino royale.
why do people always try to kill bond when he's relaxing like xenia attacking him in a pool or sean connery almost getting wasted by a message belt or some shit?
the bondaverse is a dastardly fuckin' place, the exploits of chavo and hornswoggle wouldn't be out of place.
Don't know if this was posted.
http://www.sescoops.com/kevin-nash-son-arrested-battery-bloody-altercation/
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Moore looked to be about 65 in his first Bond movie and he was 45. I can't even imagine how old he looked by his last movie. I tried to watch Never Say Never Again last night but fuck was it boring as shit. Seemed like it should have been a parody by the name of Games Pond or some shit.
I've only seen I think 5 Bond movies (Goldeneye, Skyfall, Goldfinger, For Your Eyes Only, You Only Live Twice) and any Bond movie that doesn't have the Q gadgets run down scene can go FUCK itself.
I have not seen more than 8 or so Bond films, but I'm confident I can agree in saying that Die Another Day absolutely has to be the very worst of every Bond film ever made.
The issue for me is a long list of event names with a grade and no commentary.
I'll be shouted down, but I think some context would make your lists less listy. Which may not even be a word.
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He looks terrible in A View To A Kill. They were supposed to switch to Timothy Dalton for For Your Eyes Only, five years earlier (which would have fitted way more given how low key and serious FYEO is) but Moore stayed on.
It's just plain weird to see him at nearly 60 still making out with these young Bond girls.
I was listening to the How Did This Get Made show about View To A Kill and apparently a discussion between Moore and one of the Bond girls off-screen convinced Moore to stop doing Bond after that. Apparently it was one of those "You do realize you're OLDER than my DAD" things.
Apparently it was one of those "You do realize you're OLDER than my DAD" things.
congrats Cagey! Have fun!
this is the man you guys want to represent the next OT?
you guys are terrible
This is Die Another Day:
Well, I'm sure glad that you didn't see Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, then.Moore looked to be about 65 in his first Bond movie and he was 45. I can't even imagine how old he looked by his last movie. I tried to watch Never Say Never Again last night but fuck was it boring as shit. Seemed like it should have been a parody by the name of Games Pond or some shit.
I've only seen I think 5 Bond movies (Goldeneye, Skyfall, Goldfinger, For Your Eyes Only, You Only Live Twice) and any Bond movie that doesn't have the Q gadgets run down scene can go FUCK itself.
Can we at least invite his son over? He looks like the kind of guy who would blend in with us.Agreed... We here at WrassleGAF should distance ourselves from the actions taken by Mr. Nash, and cancel the January Nash OT.
As opposed to all those other Bond movies where Bond and the Bond girls are the same age?
It also had Patrick Macnee!So let's talk A View To A Kill
It's not the worst Bond film (Hello Die Another Day) or the most boring (The Man With The Golden Gun nods off) but it might be the most tired. Roger Moore is crumbling into dust, the entire first hour of the film is completely irrelevant ambling around about horse racing, the Bond girl is back to being a dumb blonde who can't do anything, and the plot is Goldfinger but with microchips.
On the other hand, its zeppelin game is on point, Christopher Walken is playing blonde Christopher Walken with a machine gun, May Day is kind of amazing, and the soundtrack is awesome.
And a big note in its favour, it isn't Octopussy.
To sum up, see it for the cool heels.
Roll on Timothy Dalton and your lack of Nazi superhumans with axes.
Gotta say as shitty as Die Another Day is, I really like that sword fight at the beginning.
Die Another Day is pretty much the same as Moonraker. Starts ok, the opening act is fine, then it takes a massive swan dive off a cliff into the Ocean of Stupid and heads for the seabed.
I find all the Bond movies entertaining in their own way, including Die Another Day.
what about the cartoon, james bond jr?I find all the Bond movies entertaining in their own way, including Die Another Day.
Yeah kinda baffled how they went from this simple, exciting, really well choreographed fight scene at the beginning to have Bond surfing a Tidal Wave caused by a giant outer space solar beam.
I ordered Wolfenstein: New Order for PS4 from GameFly, got an email saying they had used copies on sale for $15. Am I about to get a disc scratched to oblivion?
I find all the Bond movies entertaining in their own way, including Die Another Day.
Well, I'm sure glad that you didn't see Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, then.
As for Roger Moore in A View...
Can we at least invite his son over? He looks like the kind of guy who would blend in with us.
He looks terrible in A View To A Kill. They were supposed to switch to Timothy Dalton for For Your Eyes Only, five years earlier (which would have fitted way more given how low key and serious FYEO is) but Moore stayed on.
It's just plain weird to see him at nearly 60 still making out with these young Bond girls.
This is Die Another Day:
Nah, gamefly copies are good as new. It's crazy hard to scratch PS4 discs anyway.I ordered Wolfenstein: New Order for PS4 from GameFly, got an email saying they had used copies on sale for $15. Am I about to get a disc scratched to oblivion?
Yeah that whole ending of Home Alone is still as brutal as I remember it as a kid. Like fuck man.
And the CEO of SNK /referencenobodywillgetThis is Die Another Day:
It adds to the theory that Kevin is just a tyrannical sociopath now that I think about it.
Like I don't think any normal child would think of half the things he comes up with to hurt the Wet Bandits with.
Speaking of Dr. Evil, I wonder how Austin Powers has aged. Haven't seen that movie since it came out. I try to only watch a movie once, but I've completely forgotten everything about the original.
I might have seen parts of one of those. But the ridiculous gadgets scenes are the best parts of all the movies I've seen. "Now remember, Snake...." Wait.
I didn't see anything low key and serious about FYEO. The movie starts with him dropping Dr. Evil down a smoke stack via helicopter and about 80% of the movie seemed to be skiing or underwater scenes.
¡HarlequinPanic!;144648142 said:I'm afraid to find out. As a kid I thought that was the funniest movie ever made, I loved the bathroom assassination scene.
I even thought it had a good deal of heart during that montage when he thinks about how different the world is now and all the people from the 60s that are gone.
But shit if I watch it now and don't laugh.....I don't think I can shoulder that burden, friend.
Nah, they're usually fairly good about that stuff. It's just an old game by gamelfy standards and doesn't have much replayability. Doubt it sold well either.
Nah, gamefly copies are good as new. It's crazy hard to scratch PS4 discs anyway.
I've stepped on a nail before and trust me, it isn't fun.If I had stepped on that nail in the way you actually would rather than the theatrical way it was done? Or if I got a blowtorch to my head? I'd be on the ground screaming for help for the rest of the movie.
¡HarlequinPanic!;144649243 said:what did you guys think of the gimmick change from the wet bandits to the sticky bandits?
personally I think it was just a change in name only.
Punk vs del Rio?Apparently Del Rio is being offered an insane amount of money to do UFC. Bellator and UFC in a bidding war.
Brock is smiling somewhere.
One last thing on A View To A Kill. The opening titles suck. Duran Duran deserved a better one for their awesome song.
I'd put my money on Del Rio.Punk vs del Rio?
¡HarlequinPanic!;144649852 said:For how much he struggled to connect to the audience in the WWE I'm pretty surprised to hear how much of a mover and shaker del rio has apparently become.