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December Wrasslin' |OT2| I dec-declare this territory owned by the Holy Roman Empire

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Cagey

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I have not seen more than 8 or so Bond films, but I'm confident I can agree in saying that Die Another Day absolutely has to be the very worst of every Bond film ever made.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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¡HarlequinPanic!;144644698 said:
what's the bond movie that just ends with bond lighting some shiskebob chef on fire?

Wtf is up with every bond movie that isn't casino royale.

why do people always try to kill bond when he's relaxing like xenia attacking him in a pool or sean connery almost getting wasted by a message belt or some shit?

the bondaverse is a dastardly fuckin' place, the exploits of chavo and hornswoggle wouldn't be out of place.

That was Beverly Hills Ninja.
 
congrats Cagey! Have fun!

Don't know if this was posted.

http://www.sescoops.com/kevin-nash-son-arrested-battery-bloody-altercation/

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this is the man you guys want to represent the next OT?

you guys are terrible
 

MC Safety

Member
What's the issue here? Help me help you.

Love and Merry Xmas,

Zach

The issue for me is a long list of event names with a grade and no commentary.

I'll be shouted down, but I think some context would make your lists less listy. Which may not even be a word.

Merry XXXmas.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
The real loser of Home Alone is Buzz.

You take his money, you go through his porn, you lose his pet, and you break his shelves.
 

Ithil

Member
Moore looked to be about 65 in his first Bond movie and he was 45. I can't even imagine how old he looked by his last movie. I tried to watch Never Say Never Again last night but fuck was it boring as shit. Seemed like it should have been a parody by the name of Games Pond or some shit.


I've only seen I think 5 Bond movies (Goldeneye, Skyfall, Goldfinger, For Your Eyes Only, You Only Live Twice) and any Bond movie that doesn't have the Q gadgets run down scene can go FUCK itself.

He looks terrible in A View To A Kill. They were supposed to switch to Timothy Dalton for For Your Eyes Only, five years earlier (which would have fitted way more given how low key and serious FYEO is) but Moore stayed on.

It's just plain weird to see him at nearly 60 still making out with these young Bond girls.

I have not seen more than 8 or so Bond films, but I'm confident I can agree in saying that Die Another Day absolutely has to be the very worst of every Bond film ever made.

This is Die Another Day:

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strobogo

Banned
The issue for me is a long list of event names with a grade and no commentary.

I'll be shouted down, but I think some context would make your lists less listy. Which may not even be a word.

Merry XXXmas.

The list of letters without context were in response to people like me who do overly wordy bullshit reviews. I think they are dope and Zach should stay the course. Especially when I can watch a show and then look at his ratings and see how we matched up without having to read a whole review.
 
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Deleted member 47027

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He looks terrible in A View To A Kill. They were supposed to switch to Timothy Dalton for For Your Eyes Only, five years earlier (which would have fitted way more given how low key and serious FYEO is) but Moore stayed on.

It's just plain weird to see him at nearly 60 still making out with these young Bond girls.

I was listening to the How Did This Get Made show about View To A Kill and apparently a discussion between Moore and one of the Bond girls off-screen convinced Moore to stop doing Bond after that. Apparently it was one of those "You do realize you're OLDER than my DAD" things.
 

Ithil

Member
I was listening to the How Did This Get Made show about View To A Kill and apparently a discussion between Moore and one of the Bond girls off-screen convinced Moore to stop doing Bond after that. Apparently it was one of those "You do realize you're OLDER than my DAD" things.

Yes, Moore found out he was older than the Bond girl's mother, and that was it for him.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
Moore looked to be about 65 in his first Bond movie and he was 45. I can't even imagine how old he looked by his last movie. I tried to watch Never Say Never Again last night but fuck was it boring as shit. Seemed like it should have been a parody by the name of Games Pond or some shit.


I've only seen I think 5 Bond movies (Goldeneye, Skyfall, Goldfinger, For Your Eyes Only, You Only Live Twice) and any Bond movie that doesn't have the Q gadgets run down scene can go FUCK itself.
Well, I'm sure glad that you didn't see Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, then.

As for Roger Moore in A View...

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Agreed... We here at WrassleGAF should distance ourselves from the actions taken by Mr. Nash, and cancel the January Nash OT.
Can we at least invite his son over? He looks like the kind of guy who would blend in with us.
 
So let's talk A View To A Kill

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It's not the worst Bond film (Hello Die Another Day) or the most boring (The Man With The Golden Gun nods off) but it might be the most tired. Roger Moore is crumbling into dust, the entire first hour of the film is completely irrelevant ambling around about horse racing, the Bond girl is back to being a dumb blonde who can't do anything, and the plot is Goldfinger but with microchips.

On the other hand, its zeppelin game is on point, Christopher Walken is playing blonde Christopher Walken with a machine gun, May Day is kind of amazing, and the soundtrack is awesome.
And a big note in its favour, it isn't Octopussy.

To sum up, see it for the cool heels.

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Roll on Timothy Dalton and your lack of Nazi superhumans with axes.
It also had Patrick Macnee!
 

Ithil

Member
Gotta say as shitty as Die Another Day is, I really like that sword fight at the beginning.

Die Another Day is pretty much the same as Moonraker. Starts ok, the opening act is fine, then it takes a massive swan dive off a cliff into the Ocean of Stupid and heads for the seabed.
 

Showaddy

Member
Die Another Day is pretty much the same as Moonraker. Starts ok, the opening act is fine, then it takes a massive swan dive off a cliff into the Ocean of Stupid and heads for the seabed.

Yeah kinda baffled how they went from this simple, exciting, really well choreographed fight scene at the beginning to having Bond surfing a Tidal Wave caused by a giant outer space solar beam.
 

Cagey

Banned
I ordered Wolfenstein: New Order for PS4 from GameFly, got an email saying they had used copies on sale for $15. Am I about to get a disc scratched to oblivion?
 

Ithil

Member
Yeah kinda baffled how they went from this simple, exciting, really well choreographed fight scene at the beginning to have Bond surfing a Tidal Wave caused by a giant outer space solar beam.

It also shows every way of how not to do an "action" Bond girl. I hate Halle Berry at the best of times and this movie might be a big reason. Melina in For Your Eyes Only (who kills fools with a crossbow and gives no fucks) or Wai Lin in Tomorrow Never Dies are better examples of doing an action Bond girl.

Jinx is just horrible.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
I ordered Wolfenstein: New Order for PS4 from GameFly, got an email saying they had used copies on sale for $15. Am I about to get a disc scratched to oblivion?

Nah, they're usually fairly good about that stuff. It's just an old game by gamelfy standards and doesn't have much replayability. Doubt it sold well either.
 

Ithil

Member
I find all the Bond movies entertaining in their own way, including Die Another Day.

The ones closest to having no redeeming features are Octopussy and Diamonds are Forever. As much as Man With The Golden Gun sucks, it has Christopher Lee being awesome. The other two have nothing.
 

strobogo

Banned
Well, I'm sure glad that you didn't see Casino Royale or Quantum of Solace, then.

As for Roger Moore in A View...

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Can we at least invite his son over? He looks like the kind of guy who would blend in with us.

I might have seen parts of one of those. But the ridiculous gadgets scenes are the best parts of all the movies I've seen. "Now remember, Snake...." Wait.

He looks terrible in A View To A Kill. They were supposed to switch to Timothy Dalton for For Your Eyes Only, five years earlier (which would have fitted way more given how low key and serious FYEO is) but Moore stayed on.

It's just plain weird to see him at nearly 60 still making out with these young Bond girls.



This is Die Another Day:

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I didn't see anything low key and serious about FYEO. The movie starts with him dropping Dr. Evil down a smoke stack via helicopter and about 80% of the movie seemed to be skiing or underwater scenes.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
Speaking of Dr. Evil, I wonder how Austin Powers has aged. Haven't seen that movie since it came out. I try to only watch a movie once, but I've completely forgotten everything about the original.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
It adds to the theory that Kevin is just a tyrannical sociopath now that I think about it.

Like I don't think any normal child would think of half the things he comes up with to hurt the Wet Bandits with.

If I had stepped on that nail in the way you actually would rather than the theatrical way it was done? Or if I got a blowtorch to my head? I'd be on the ground screaming for help for the rest of the movie.
 
Speaking of Dr. Evil, I wonder how Austin Powers has aged. Haven't seen that movie since it came out. I try to only watch a movie once, but I've completely forgotten everything about the original.

I'm afraid to find out. As a kid I thought that was the funniest movie ever made, I loved the bathroom assassination scene.

I even thought it had a good deal of heart during that montage when he thinks about how different the world is now and all the people from the 60s that are gone.



But shit if I watch it now and don't laugh.....I don't think I can shoulder that burden, friend.
 

Ithil

Member
I might have seen parts of one of those. But the ridiculous gadgets scenes are the best parts of all the movies I've seen. "Now remember, Snake...." Wait.



I didn't see anything low key and serious about FYEO. The movie starts with him dropping Dr. Evil down a smoke stack via helicopter and about 80% of the movie seemed to be skiing or underwater scenes.

The absurd opening aside, the whole plot is just basically a black market deal and revenge plot, no wild supervillain or world destroying plot or excessive wacky humour. Given the movie that comes before it is Moonraker, you can see how I found it a change of pace.
"Low key" for a Bond film, I meant. Especially a Moore Bond film.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
¡HarlequinPanic!;144648142 said:
I'm afraid to find out. As a kid I thought that was the funniest movie ever made, I loved the bathroom assassination scene.

I even thought it had a good deal of heart during that montage when he thinks about how different the world is now and all the people from the 60s that are gone.



But shit if I watch it now and don't laugh.....I don't think I can shoulder that burden, friend.

I still find Naked Gun hilarious, and they've got similar humor, so I think I'd be ok. I know my mom loves the Austin Powers movies though and she was a big fan of Leslie Nelsen, so I think it's a fairly safe bet that the first one is still good.

oh and there's this little reason to rewatch as well
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Alucard

Banned
I also think in-jokes are a part of any community you join...friend.

I think we do a lot of discussion that's relevant to the product, but also go off track here and there because it would be boring to only bitch about the WWE every day.

We've all got our little personalities/gimmicks in here too.

Bootaaay is the New Japan guy
Stro is the well-rounded wrestling history guy and religious critic
Heavy is the WWE mark
Aiii is an AJ apologist
I'm an alternative wrestling mark who goes with what's good at the time, be it ROH, New Japan, or whatever

We're not limited to these things, but they definitely define us a bit.
 
hopefully!

for the record as a kid; seeing the spy who shagged me was the first time I had walked out of a movie theatre thinking "that sucked" and I sat through Mortal Kombat 2 and Batman & Robin in theatres.

E- And Spawn! Which was dope as fuck
 

Ithil

Member
If I recall the first Austin Powers is more based on parody and less on dick jokes as the sequel was. But it's been a long time.
 

Cagey

Banned
Nah, they're usually fairly good about that stuff. It's just an old game by gamelfy standards and doesn't have much replayability. Doubt it sold well either.

Nah, gamefly copies are good as new. It's crazy hard to scratch PS4 discs anyway.

Good to hear, thanks. Reviews and discussion from posters here praised the game pretty highly, and I have fond enough memories of Wolfenstein 3D that $15 seemed like a fine price for a single player FPS romp.

When I think used games from rental services, my mind jumps to the PS1 days at the local library, where the lone copy of games likeTactics Ogre was marred with scratches everywhere.
 

PInk Tape

Banned
If I had stepped on that nail in the way you actually would rather than the theatrical way it was done? Or if I got a blowtorch to my head? I'd be on the ground screaming for help for the rest of the movie.
I've stepped on a nail before and trust me, it isn't fun.

I'd call the cops on myself just to get away from that house of horrors. It just isn't worth dealing with that much pain over and over again because you think there's stuff that's worth a lot of money you could snatch up and sell.

They were reaalllly desperate.
 

Ithil

Member
One last thing on A View To A Kill. The opening titles suck. Duran Duran deserved a better one for their awesome song.

¡HarlequinPanic!;144649243 said:
what did you guys think of the gimmick change from the wet bandits to the sticky bandits?


personally I think it was just a change in name only.

Nah, it was totally different. Marv had a new glove.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
The sequels did have a few good gags like 'would someone put a freaking bell on him or something', the swivel chair, and the fight between Austin Powers and Mini Me in the background gag of the phone conversation.
One last thing on A View To A Kill. The opening titles suck. Duran Duran deserved a better one for their awesome song.

It's like the opposite of MI2 where it's a shitty band but the song's instrumental is so good with the theme that it makes you think for one second that Limp Bizkit isn't the worst thing in the world.
 

Data West

coaches in the WNBA
¡HarlequinPanic!;144649852 said:
For how much he struggled to connect to the audience in the WWE I'm pretty surprised to hear how much of a mover and shaker del rio has apparently become.

He was raised by a family who knows all about working contracts in Mexican wrestling and I'm sure Del Rio has his own history of working deals when he was doing MMA in Japan. Just because he wasn't over doesn't mean he don't know how to make money and get over elsewhere. See Diesel.
 
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