Actually the new Ascension remind me of the short-live cartoon series Mummies Alive!.
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¡HarlequinPanic!
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That a 90s cartoon?
Son you're lighting the datazord signal.
Son you're lighting the datazord signal.
real_slime
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get fucked
lovely ladies
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There should have been a giant Mummies Alive, Street Sharks, Biker Mice crossover cartoon.
I was looking at rumble winners to see who are the winners still around. I'm not counting Hogan.
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2000: The Rock (via eliminating Big Show).
Part timer
2001: Stone Cold Steve Austin (via eliminating Kane).
Retired
2002: Triple H (via eliminating Kurt Angle).
In ring part timer
2003: Brock Lesnar (via eliminating The Undertaker).
Part timer
2004: Chris Benoit (via eliminating Big Show).
Dead
2005: Batista (via eliminating John Cena).
Left to become a successful actor
2006: Rey Mysterio (via eliminating Randy Orton).
Trying to go to lucha underground
2007: The Undertaker (via eliminating Shawn Michaels).
In a retirement home
2008: John Cena (via eliminating Triple H).
2009: Randy Orton (via eliminating Triple H).
2010: Edge (via eliminating John Cena).
Retired
2011: Alberto Del Rio (via eliminating Santino Marella).
Fired for being mexican
2012: Sheamus (via eliminating Chris Jericho).
Injured by big show
2013: John Cena (via eliminating Ryback).
2014: Batista
Left to become a successful actor
Perspicacity
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Fucking Mehlennials
¡HarlequinPanic!
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What if roman reigns was in the MCU
i bet he could like. piledriver master mold
i bet he could like. piledriver master mold
avengers23
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It also makes it nearly impossible to post elsewhere, which is probably for the best this week.
Rampage Jackson is making a late play for Carny of the Year.
Why do I get the feeling that Big E's going to get eliminated during the Rumble so he can catch Kingston to set up this year's stupid Rumble spot?
Sibersk Esto
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The Ascension don't do nearly enough coke to justify their cheeseball vignettes. I find it hilarious how quiet Victor gets when he says "The Ascension"
WWE needs another tag team or two, outside of the Ascension, to keep things fresh. If not, we are going to see rematch after rematch on consecutive shows that hurts any importance of a feud. Bring back 3MB! Reunite PTP. Move Henry into a tag team so he can avoid his monthly injuries and still perform.
Sibersk Esto
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Drew seems to be doing well for himself in the British circuit or something so I doubt 3MB are coming back
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rainbow colored merch fans?
-Pyromaniac-
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Where has Cesaro been lately? Are they repackaging him again for his next tv appearance? Or did he get injured. There must be a reason they'd let swagger and fandango wrestle a match and not have cesaro do anything.
If you can picture them on the box of fruity pebbles then he is a guy Vince is gonna push.
He's Swiss, goddamnit.
He called WWE out on nobody wanting to see Cena-Orton at hiac.
He tried to grab the brass ring and Vince hates the Swiss .
He's in a tag team with Tyson Kidd. They wrestle Los Matadores on Main Event and Superstars. He hasn't been seen on Raw since the Vince podcast.
I love Illuminati conspiracies. Ascension should rise into the Illuminati.
JR is a better color guy than play by play man. By a lot, I think.
It sounded awesome up until about 7pm the day after WM... now it sounds like a pipedream :-(
Hogan needs to be the third man, somehow...
It did in April. Now Cesaro would be lucky to get as much offense as Jericho did.
Cesaro vs Brock sounds like an entertaining match that would pit two really strong human beings against each other. It would be a back and forth battle of feats of strength.
I'd also like to see Ziggler vs Brock for the title. If you want to turn Ziggler into the ultimate underdog, that's the match that could do it (even better than what they did at Survivor Series).
Brock vs Roman would be boring as fuck.
I'd also like to see Ziggler vs Brock for the title. If you want to turn Ziggler into the ultimate underdog, that's the match that could do it (even better than what they did at Survivor Series).
Brock vs Roman would be boring as fuck.
-Pyromaniac-
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And that's when he grabs the brass ring and knocks Bork out.
Cesaro wins the belt in a match where he is supposed to be squashed.
Marvel
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Greatest wrestling shirt ever created right there.
Marvel
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I like you.
I like you too.
I'd like to see Naomi get a stint in NXT for a few weeks. She might not be good if she has to do more than just work 30 seconds off the hot tag, but I thought she looked good from what she got to show in the tag match last night. I think she could have some good matches with time and the right opponents.
I think I reached my hot level: two serranos and two habaneros in my mix with 4 sweet peppers, a whole poblano, 2 radishes, boiler onion, cauliflower, celery, chunk of turnip, chunk of rutabaga. Got dang.
Batista should have delayed his return to this year. It really would've been the perfect time for him to come back. Batista vs. Lesnar. The Animal returns to stop the unstoppable beast.
I'm ready for the Roman Empire, it's just you know. I'd rather throw Batista in that spot.
I'm ready for the Roman Empire, it's just you know. I'd rather throw Batista in that spot.
Pop-O-Matic
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Sad part is, if they didn't have Cesaro and Heyman randomly part ways offscreen, they would have had a built-in storyline for it. Constantly have Heyman build up Lesnar while ignoring Cesaro, then, at the Rumble, have Cesaro interfere and screw Brock out of the title because Cesaro is tired of playing second fiddle to a guy who's only there about 5 nights a year. Best part is, at this point, you don't even need to have Cesaro beat Brock to put him over, as just making him look competitive and on Brock's level will be enough to make him look like a major player since Brock has basically been destroying everyone he's faced for the past year or so.
It's time for Batista to win the Rumble, beat Lesnar, and have a year long title reign into Wrestlemania 33. At that time, he'll put Reigns over and make his exit.
Vince needs to do what's best for business. And what's best for business is for Batista to headline Wrestlemania.
Spirit of Jazz
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You think people watch wrestling for the wrestling pal?
Pop-O-Matic
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I'll only accept Dave back if they literally make him Drax The Destroyer.
it wouldnt be the first time they directly transfer a movie character into wrestling
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