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December Wrasslin' |OT2| I dec-declare this territory owned by the Holy Roman Empire

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Browny

Banned
January Wrasslin' |OT| When it Reigns, it Pours
January Wrasslin' |OT| Do not be angry with the Reigns, it simply does not know how to fall upwards
January Wrasslin' |OT| Sorry to Roman Reigns on Your Parade
January Wrasslin' |OT| The best thing one can do when it's Reigning is to let it Reigns
January Wrasslin' |OT| When you pray for the Reigns, you've got to deal with the mud too
January Wrasslin' |OT| Into each life some Reigns must fall

And other terrible rain based puns.

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Will you stop?!
 

miserable

Member
January Wrasslin' |OT| How do i hold all these Brass Reigns?
January Wrasslin' |OT| Keep spending most our lives living in the carnies paradise
January Wrasslin' |OT| Bitch, i will Reigns over your Wrestle Kingdom
 

ItAintEasyBeinCheesy

it's 4th of July in my asshole
January Wrasslin' |OT| How do i hold all these Brass Reigns?
January Wrasslin' |OT| Keep spending most our lives living in the carnies paradise
January Wrasslin' |OT| Bitch, i will Reigns over your Wrestle Kingdom

January Wrasslin' |OT| It's going to be better this year... right?
 

Gonzalez

Banned
Wow they still haven't put up RAW highlights for Reigns-Show on the WWE YouTube channel yet. Boy they must have been pissed about how that match turned out.

Does anyone else think Ziggler's post-match promo was added in at the last minute after the bad Roman performance?
 
Looking back, the Real Americans split has to be WWE's biggest blunder this year - no one came out of this well, even with two of the best managers working the feud, just a waste of talent all round that did nothing for no one.
 
Wow they still haven't put up RAW highlights for Reigns-Show on the WWE YouTube channel yet. Boy they must have been pissed about how that match turned out.

Does anyone else think Ziggler's post-match promo was added in at the last minute after the bad Roman performance?

What happened? I went to go eat around this time and nobody really fussed about it more than they normally fuss about a Roman segment

Looking back, the Real Americans split has to be WWE's biggest blunder this year - no one came out of this well, even with two of the best managers working the feud, just a waste of talent all round that did nothing for no one.

-Dean was white hot, sent him off to do a movie. While waiting eagerly for Dean to kill Seth, Roman beats Seth completely clean on a throwaway episode of raw.
-Anything Cesaro

Its like 7AM and I haven't slept. There's a shitload more they messed up like ruining Bray entirely. Just fucking up newer acts in favor of the old shit.
 

Xater

Member
Wow they still haven't put up RAW highlights for Reigns-Show on the WWE YouTube channel yet. Boy they must have been pissed about how that match turned out.

Does anyone else think Ziggler's post-match promo was added in at the last minute after the bad Roman performance?

It was that bad huh?

Can't say that doesn't amuse me. Like Bryan Alvarez said, people might enjoy Reigns big signature moves but everything else they don't care about. So he works as a run in but not in a real match. Yep, clearly the guy you should push to the moon WWE.
 

Vee_One

Member
I know that Roman is destined to be the man and win the Rumble but there is a small part of me that thinks that Dolph Ziggler might be Plan B if Roman continues to suck.

Who am I kidding, Reigns is winning the title at mania
 

Gonzalez

Banned
It was that bad huh?

Can't say that doesn't amuse me. Like Bryan Alvarez said, people might enjoy Reigns big signature moves but everything else they don't care about. So he works as a run in but not in a real match. Yep, clearly the guy you should push to the moon WWE.
So what your saying is he should be a modern day 911, or 3 Minute Warning.

Yep, that sounds about right.
 

Xater

Member
I know that Roman is destined to be the man and win the Rumble but there is a small part of me that thinks that Dolph Ziggler might be Plan B if Roman continues to suck.

Who am I kidding, Reigns is winning the title at mania

Plan B should be "Let's bring Finn/Sami up and put the rocket on him right fucking now."

Would also help to freshen up their super stale roster, because apparently we see the same matches every week.
 
Why strap the rocket to anybody? Why can't people just get over naturally and become big. I think the last few people to really get over did it in spite of any creative or rocket or anything. Bryan, Ziggler, Ambrose.
 

Browny

Banned
Plan B should be "Let's bring Finn/Sami up and put the rocket on him right fucking now."

They pretty much did that with Lesnar (KotR in 4 months, champion in 6), and it worked out rather well. Admittedly he's a bit of a freak in the traditional sense, but the impact he made was undeniable - so it could work with the right person.

When was the last time someone debuted unexpectedly and made a huge ripple? Without vignettes and shit beforehand? I'll accept the Shield... Brock was one, Kane too, Booker T...

Not Sting...
 

Xater

Member
Why strap the rocket to anybody? Why can't people just get over naturally and become big. I think the last few people to really get over did it in spite of any creative or rocket or anything. Bryan, Ziggler, Ambrose.

WWE can't operate like this. They need a replacement for Cena and they think it doesn't work like that.
 

strobogo

Banned
Is stro of french descent? If so that's all the explanation you need.

I am not. I am of Jewish, German, and Native American descent.






Fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL at Japanese Bond.
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You fooled us all, 007. He's also a terrible spy. Everyone knows who he is and he stands out everywhere he goes. It seems he mostly lucks out on not being killed or getting a lead on something.
 

Gonzalez

Banned
I'm still amazed Roman got literally everything from The Shield. Like it couldn't be anymore transparent.
It reminds of that time Zordon was so intent on getting the Red Ranger over he actually got Tommy to give his give his chest guard, flute dagger, and Dragonzord gimmicks to Jason after the Green Ranger was forced to retire.
 

Vee_One

Member
I am not. I am of Jewish, German, and Native American descent.






Fucking LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL at Japanese Bond.
James-Bond-i-Japan-bilde-2.jpg


You fooled us all, 007. He's also a terrible spy. Everyone knows who he is and he stands out everywhere he goes. It seems he mostly lucks out on not being killed or getting a lead on something.

Please do reviews of the Bond movies complete with gifs
I think many of us would get a lot of enjoyment out of that.
Movie night with Stro'
 
Bond is indeed a terrible spy, he goes around telling everyone who he is, ffs. Another reason why From Russia With Love is the best one, actual espionage and fight scenes that are more realistic than the usual action movie fare. I watched Live & Let Die a couple of days ago, forgot how often Roger Moore uses that ridiculous magnetic watch, but Bond was fully into its product placement phase by that point. Also, Roger Moore is just awful.
 

strobogo

Banned
Bond is indeed a terrible spy, he goes around telling everyone who he is, ffs. Another reason why From Russia With Love is the best one, actual espionage and fight scenes that are more realistic than the usual action movie fare. I watched Live & Let Die a couple of days ago, forgot how often Roger Moore uses that ridiculous magnetic watch, but Bond was fully into its product placement phase by that point. Also, Roger Moore is just awful.

Yo fuck your actual espionage and realistic fight scenes. I want to see how ridiculous this shit gets.


In this movie, You Only Live Twice:

  • Bond fakes his death in the opening scene
  • Is given a Naval burial at sea, which was actually just a way to get him to the bottom of the ocean where he was picked up by a submarine
  • He's shot out of the sub like a torpedo
  • Has his skin dyed, given prosthetic eye lids and a bad wig, forced to marry a local Japanese woman, and trains with ninjas to fool people into thinking he's actually Japanese despite being 6' 2" and not at all hiding his accent.


All this because some evil dude is chilling inside of his volcano lair in Japan launching things into space to abduct US and Russian astronauts to force a war. Also had a woman fed to piranhas, a huge ninja raid on the volcano lair, and a helicopter that comes in four suitcases.


It makes the plot to Goldfinger look completely normal (dude who sells gold plans to break into Fort Knox and irradiate all the gold to increase the value of his gold). I wonder if these two are on Netflix specifically because Austin Powers stole the most from them. I might have to do some liberried work and pick up the DVDs for gifs. The more ridiculous the better.


Goldfinger has way better music, though.
 

Xater

Member
That gif of Paige's reaction never gets old. I might just watch Total Divas again for this awkwardness.

That also has to be how she got on the show right? They probably got all the Divas together and asked "Who here is willing to make out with Rosa next season?"
 

strobogo

Banned
That gif of Paige's reaction never gets old. I might just watch Total Divas again for this awkwardness.

That also has to be how she got on the show right? They probably got all the Divas together and asked "Who here is willing to make out with Rosa next season?"

More like "Who wants to get paid more to do less and get put in storylines?".
 

Marvel

could never
Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond, had the best look too and I could actually understand the words that were coming out of his mouth.

I'll have none of this Roger talk.
 

Xater

Member
More like "Who wants to get paid more to do less and get put in storylines?".

Ok but also "You do have to make out with Rosa though."

Pierce Brosnan was the best Bond, had the best look too and I could actually understand the words that were coming out of his mouth.

I'll have none of this Roger talk.

Too bad all his films except for Goldeneye sucked. I really like Craig and Dalton. Connery is also fine but I don't like all the films he was in.
 

Marvel

could never
Too bad all his films except for Goldeneye sucked. I really like Craig and Dalton. Connery is also fine but I don't like all the films he was in.

I liked all of em... but then agin my tastes in most things is questionable by this here Universe.

Craig is good but hasn't topped Casino yet.
 
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