The servers will disintegrate this evening.
I'll be lucky to make a character tonight, won't I...
Nope. I have ins with the Blizzard Illuminati. I told them the most undercore boss nerds will be on after a hard days work and we'll need the servers in tip top shape for when we arrive home.
You can thank me later or now...however you prefer.
The things I do for love...erm, wait...