Bragr
Banned
Like the inconsistent use of powers MCU characters have at their disposal, or character assassinations or still expecting us to buy into a future redemption of Wanda?
I haven't watched any other fan stuff about this movie, but this is what drove me nuts:
- They consistently try to "ground" Doctor Strange to the real world and real problems by having girl issues by bringing in Kristine as "the girl who got away". But Strange has the world on his shoulders, he's in the Avengers and has saved the galaxy from Thanos. Am I supposed to believe he struggles with "not being happy" because he isn't together with a fling he had when he was a young doctor? he was pretty much over here in the first movie towards the end, here, he can't go 15 seconds without getting depressed he ain't with Kristine. It's such a trite nonsensical side-story.
- The Witch got trapped behind a blast door, Strange and Amerika looked into the darkness for a while, and then the Witch popped up in front of the blast door? huh? even if she popped past the blast door, why did she just stand in the darkness for so long?
- Strange, Amerika and Kristine jumps into a weird dimensional to find a book. They unlock a magic door and walk inside. But they don't close the magic door and the Witch just walks in after them, huh? why let her in?
- Picard leading "the illuminati" with the worst alternate superheroes I have ever seen. The Fantastic Four guy from the office looked like a cooked shrimp in that suit.
- At the end, the Witch was sitting inside the room with those kids, but when Amerika closed the portal, she was sitting in the throne room? huh? she never went through the portal.
- The Witch wants to travel to another dimension to be a house mom? and she wants Amerika's power so she could find medicine in different universes in case the kids get sick? who writes this?
- That terrible zombie costume when Strange dream walked his dead alternate body, and how the zombie walked and talked like he was hand-animated. It was like it turned into a Charlie Chaplin movie.
- The small evil spirits that "attacked Doctor Strange" but all they did was nip at his clothes. They did nothing.
- There was this weird scene where that guy tried to squirt mustard on Strange's face for no reason, and Strange them mind-fucking him so he bashes his own head in for 3 weeks straight. What a hell was that? Amerika laughed at the thought of this guy murdering himself.
- Doctor Strange not just annihilating that octopus thing in the beginning but instead being clumsy and dumb, stretching the fight out.
- Wong gives the Witch the magical book even though he's a guardian? isn't his entire reason to live to guard this stuff?
- At some point, Strange and Amerika step out of a portal and walk onto a button that shows Strange and Kristine (conveniently) in the past, and then Amerika's backstory shows her parents smiling as Amerika picks flowers, then she freaks out and her mom's fly into another universe. It was like a 20 seconds backstory. That scene with Amerika picking flowers was unbelievably corny.
- Amerika leaping from the stone throne towards the Witch with a superman punch while screaming.
- In the end of the movie, there are these rushed sequences, Strange tells Amerika that he trusts she can use her powers, and she IMMEDIATELY starts to use them, the witch sees her fantasy kids, and IMMEDIATELY becomes good. This ultra-conveniently personality switches right at the end don't work.