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Seriously, avoid that crap like the plague. After I chowed on my cerial today, I came out the counter and saw I had left my milk out. Without thinking twice, I put it back in the fridge. After all, I wouldn't want it to go bad!
Well after class I came home and pulled out that gallon of milk, took a nice big gulp and promptly spat it out in the sink. At first I thought someone had played a prank on me and dumped viniger or something into it, but no, on closer examination it turns out the milke expired on March 18th. Turns out my roomie noticed it was rancid and took it out to make room.
Well, I tried to gag what I had swallowed (not much mind you) but I guess it was too late. A few hours later my stomach began hurting pretty bad, I was getting the chills and the game of tennis I was supposed to be playing was more like my friend hammering balls at my face while I dodged them. I was totally out of it.
I came home and gagged myself to throw that crap up, and I felt better for a while. However, after going for a dip in the hot tub and laying down, I got up to chuck again. This was around 7 PM. Feeling better, I decided to try eating something around 10PM and then went over to a girl's place. After lying on her couch for a good hour I decided to go home, lest I get sick and yack at her place. On my way out she and her roomies were all suggesting different stuff to do to make myself feel better, but all they were doing in actuality was making me sicker by talking about that crap. On the short walk home to my apartment, I yacked 4 times on grass. Thankfully no one saw me.
So the moral of the story is: check your expiration dates! Smell your milk before you drink it! Smack dumb roommates upside the head! Ugh I'm going to yack again...
Well after class I came home and pulled out that gallon of milk, took a nice big gulp and promptly spat it out in the sink. At first I thought someone had played a prank on me and dumped viniger or something into it, but no, on closer examination it turns out the milke expired on March 18th. Turns out my roomie noticed it was rancid and took it out to make room.
Well, I tried to gag what I had swallowed (not much mind you) but I guess it was too late. A few hours later my stomach began hurting pretty bad, I was getting the chills and the game of tennis I was supposed to be playing was more like my friend hammering balls at my face while I dodged them. I was totally out of it.
I came home and gagged myself to throw that crap up, and I felt better for a while. However, after going for a dip in the hot tub and laying down, I got up to chuck again. This was around 7 PM. Feeling better, I decided to try eating something around 10PM and then went over to a girl's place. After lying on her couch for a good hour I decided to go home, lest I get sick and yack at her place. On my way out she and her roomies were all suggesting different stuff to do to make myself feel better, but all they were doing in actuality was making me sicker by talking about that crap. On the short walk home to my apartment, I yacked 4 times on grass. Thankfully no one saw me.
So the moral of the story is: check your expiration dates! Smell your milk before you drink it! Smack dumb roommates upside the head! Ugh I'm going to yack again...
