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[misses bull]

plz mr lizard

 

[Quesa]

Thacker got banned once too though

Oh right!

 

[Imp the Dimp]

Lost this Naga game with 1200 lh (15lh/min) because my 2k stack managed to have less farm than the enemy team which was entirely isolated from the map and had no means of leaving the base:

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1718832741

 

[twobear]

Lost this Naga game with 1200 lh (15lh/min) because my 2k stack managed to have less farm than the enemy team which was entirely isolated from the map and had no means of leaving the base:

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1718832741

well if you were naga, was it because you were farming the entire map

 

[Hylian7]

Hylian gets banned every other month because of his escapades on here so I suppose someone's looking after all

Incorrect actually, and I don't get banned as often as you think.

 

[Sianos]

Lost this Naga game with 1200 lh (15lh/min) because my 2k stack managed to have less farm than the enemy team which was entirely isolated from the map and had no means of leaving the base:

http://www.dotabuff.com/matches/1718832741

now you understand my pain in full

 

[Hylian7]

Do other topics have conspiracy theories against mods? I would love to read those, that sound hilarious.

In the thread about the scumbag CEO's phone number being leaked online, some Junior made this huge conspiracy theory sounding post about Opiate....twice. His account was nuked and the posts are gone.

 

[NormalFish]

baiting bans is bannable

Bans are very subjective
Their intent is purely corrective
If you're uncouth
a bait from a sleuth
is appropriate from my perspective

 

[Imp the Dimp]

well if you were naga, was it because you were farming the entire map

Nah, late game, I just farmed the lanes and the enemy jungle. I was aware that farming our own jungle would've been bad in terms of overall efficiency. Not sure how my team managed to hit no fucking creeps at all. I actually wanted to check the replay at some point because I did download it but it's gone with Source 2 and I'll never find out how we meerly had 1.5 farmed heroes.
None of them is good at farming, which I'm aware of, but they literally had their own jungle at disposal for like 30-40 mins and we didn't have 5 farmed heroes. There is no excuse to getting outfarmed in that scenario. But I suppose they just lack the farming routines and patterns.

At some point between the 30th and 40th minute the enemy team couldn't leave the base and had no farm available other than the creeps hitting at their T3s and they still outfarmed my team by this much. Absolutely mind-boggling.

 

[Elitro]

I'm watching Secret's game which reminds me how i expected radiance naga to take off and it never did. I guess having no burst, being unable to farm ancient stacks effectively and taking so much space to come online was what worked against it?

 

[Monochromaticx]

DKPHOBOS !!

 

[Gothos]

Great game so far, VirtusPro vs Secret http://www.twitch.tv/wcaeurope

 

[inkls]

Bans are very subjective
Their intent is purely corrective
If you're uncouth
a bait from a sleuth
is appropriate from my perspective

Je me suis rasé les aisselles en pensant à toi
J'étais fatigué d'être celle que tu ne voyais pas, que tu ne voyais pas
J'ai porté de la dentelle sous ma veste à pois
Si tu avais vu laquelle tu comprendrais pourquoi, tu comprendrais pourquoi

Dans mon corps, dans mon corps de jeune fille
dans mon corps de jeune fille, il y a des changements (2x)

J'ai rangé tout le bordel me préparant au cas
ou tu partirais d'avec elle pour venir avec moi, pour venir avec moi
Je me suis mise toute belle et j'ai souhaité tout bas
Qu'à la porte l'on m'appelle et que tu sois sur le pas, que tu sois sur le pas
Et qu'à genoux les mains pleines d'un bouquet de lilas
Tu me dises que tu m'aimes ou quelque choses comme ca, quelque chose comme ca

Dans mon corps, dans mon corps de jeune fille
dans mon corps de jeune fille, il y a des changements (3x)

 

[twobear]

Nah, late game, I just farmed the lanes and the enemy jungle. I was aware that farming our own jungle would've been bad in terms of overall efficiency. Not sure how my team managed to hit no fucking creeps at all. I actually wanted to check the replay at some point because I did download it but it's gone with Source 2 and I'll never find out how we meerly had 1.5 farmed heroes.
None of them is good at farming, which I'm aware of, but they literally had their own jungle at disposal for like 30-40 mins and we didn't have 5 farmed heroes. There is no excuse to getting outfarmed in that scenario. But I suppose they just lack the farming routines and patterns.

At some point between the 30th and 40th minute the enemy team couldn't leave the base and had no farm available other than the creeps hitting at their T3s and they still outfarmed my team by this much. Absolutely mind-boggling.

so you left four heroes to farm one jungle, is what you're saying

whereas the enemy team had three full lanes of creeps to farm

 

[Imp the Dimp]

so you left four heroes to farm one jungle, is what you're saying

I am saying my team had more opportunities to farm than the enemy team. That's not up for debate.

Also, in that 30-40 min time, I got both top barracks.

 

[TUSR]

why bring that conspiracy shit in here

 

[twobear]

I am saying my team had more opportunities to farm than the enemy team. That's not up for debate.

The enemy team had three lanes of creeps being delivered straight to their door

 

[Imp the Dimp]

The enemy team had three lanes of creeps being delivered straight to their door

Divided 5 with one lane of rax being down and thus creeps dropping less gold. There is no way they had more access to money than my team. Had someone else played my exact Naga, I would've had 1.5-2 more items than any of my buddies on any of the heroes provided sufficient inventory space. They just don't farm well. I know that for a fact.

 

[NormalFish]

Responding to English in French
Befits one who's stuck in the trench
vent your frustration
to cure your fixation
upon the thirst you cannot quench

 

[Wok]

Today is patch day.

Patch notes incoming in less than 4 hours according to Oracle.

 

[JawesomeJaw]

 

[SilentRacoon]

Naga so fucking disgusting, illusions chasing heroes down into the fountain and actually manage to get the kill, they better nerf the octarine core working on illusions.

 

[Sianos]

its okay imp, just proof that sometimes no matter how hard you rat and farm and micro your gorgeous illusions sometimes your team will let you down

i guess every game really isn't winnable, is it? ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[twobear]

its okay imp, just proof that sometimes no matter how hard you rat and farm and micro your gorgeous illusions sometimes your team will let you down

i guess every game really isn't winnable, is it? ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

you should know full well the dangers of starving your team of farm and losing because of it

 

[DrPizza]

Naga so fucking disgusting, illusions chasing heroes down into the fountain and actually manage to get the kill, they better nerf the octarine core working on illusions.

Yeah, that's actually dumb. Illusions can't use regular lifesteal, so why on earth do they get spell lifesteal?

 

[Wok]

its okay imp, just proof that sometimes no matter how hard you rat and farm and micro your gorgeous illusions sometimes your team will let you down

i guess every game really isn't winnable, is it? ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

Honestly, it is okay if team rat sometimes loses. Based on the kill counts, the winners were the best team fighters.

Go play fighter.

 

[Imp the Dimp]

its okay imp, just proof that sometimes no matter how hard you rat and farm and micro your gorgeous illusions sometimes your team will let you down

i guess every game really isn't winnable, is it? ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

I wasn't that upset. We were entirely incapable of winning fights for the past 30 minutes and I couldn't see me ratting it out because my entire team literally died within 3 seconds whenever they engaged and didn't have the tools to make space for me to get a rax in return. We weren't ever gonna win the game without winning at least one team fight and we didn't come close to doing so at any point past 50 minutes if I remember correctly.

 

[inkls]

Responding to English in French
Befits one who's stuck in the trench
vent your frustration
to cure your fixation
upon the thirst you cannot quench

Swiggity swooty i'm coming for that booty

 

[NormalFish]

Swiggity swooty i'm coming for that booty

A man quickly losing his touch
Leaning on memes like a crutch
Sad state of affairs
Yet still putting on airs
As though there is dignity left to clutch

 

[Monochromaticx]

Honestly, it is okay if team rat sometimes loses. Based on the kill counts, the winners were the best team fighters.

yeah seems like the dire were losing too many fights
it wasn't "naga taken all farm BibleThump"

 

[kionedrik]

dota right now

 

[Sianos]

you should know full well the dangers of starving your team of farm and losing because of it

dota 2 is nothing but an interactive experience designed to teach people the dangers of unfettered capitalism

i am proof that greed corrupts

 

[inkls]

A man quickly losing his touch
Leaning on memes like a crutch
Sad state of affairs
Yet still putting on airs
As though there is dignity left to clutch

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me

 

[Haly]

Sick limericks.

 

[Artanisix]

I pogchamp for all the good plays
I wutface irl every day
Sometimes i 4Head
OSfrog when we're all dead
Anbokr really needs to get laid

 

[Imp the Dimp]

What is Durka's solo MMR? I need to know if I should listen to him.

 

[Dreams-Visions]

pls mr. lizard

 

[Sianos]

Honestly, it is okay if team rat sometimes loses. Based on the kill counts, the winners were the best team fighters.

Go play fighter.

but if i'm fighting, the creep harvest will go to waste and my nagalings will slowly starve to death in their nests

and then the jungle population will grow out of control and destroy the dota ecosystem

I wasn't that upset. We were entirely incapable of winning fights for the past 30 minutes and I couldn't see me ratting it out because my entire team literally died within 3 seconds whenever they engaged and didn't have the tools to make space for me to get a rax in return. We weren't ever gonna win the game without winning at least one team fight and we didn't come close to doing so at any point past 50 minutes if I remember correctly.

it happens, a team game cannot be won by one person alone

especially when it is one of those pesky ranked matchmaking games

 

[misses bull]

wake me up when 6.84 agains

 

[kvk1]

lmao

 

[misses bull]

While waiting for 6.85 you can play a much better multiplayer online battle arena game

 

[Monochromaticx]

wake me up when 6.84 agains

 

[NormalFish]

Sticks and stones may break my bones, but words will never hurt me

ur hopeless

Sick limericks.

I'm very proud

I pogchamp for all the good plays
I wutface irl every day
Sometimes i 4Head
OSfrog when we're all dead
Anbokr really needs to get laid

lmao

 

[Imp the Dimp]

it happens, a team game cannot be won by one person alone

especially when it is one of those pesky ranked matchmaking games

Realistically, I probably could've. I don't play Naga enough and that game was pretty surely normal bracket (played on the low MMR acc of my brother + all 4 of my buddies are 2ks) and had I played a hero I was comfy with, I could've done it. 2ks won't outskill me in fights but I didn't feel comfortable enough fighting with her. In the late game, I initiated a fight with song and got my team killed with a double Echo Slam lol.

 

[inkls]

ur hopeless

 

[TUSR]

adjusted euro mmr =

 

[Wok]

Realistically, I probably could've. I don't play Naga enough and that game was pretty surely normal bracket (played on the low MMR acc of my brother + all 4 of my buddies are 2ks) and had I played a hero I was comfy with, I could've done it. 2ks won't outskill me in fights but I didn't feel comfortable enough fighting with her. In the late game, I initiated a fight with song and got my team killed with a double Echo Stomp lol.

It reminds me of a Naga Siren that would fuck up all the team fights in one of my recent games. The fight would start with a good initiation, I would pop BKB, the other team would not, and she would start the song so that we could "escape". We lost every team fight.

 

[Imp the Dimp]

It reminds me of a Naga Siren that would fuck up all the team fights in one of my recent games. The fight would start with a good initiation, I would pop BKB, the other team would not, and she would start the song so that we could "escape". We lost every team fight.

My goal was to close the gap on Sniper and have him duelled before he two shot everyone on my team again but it didn't work out. Wasn't even mad. They clearly deserved that W.

 

[Gentle Rodriguez]

hmm

 

[twobear]

honeskly if you're the best player on your team and you know that your team isn't good at farming and you still take 3/4 of the farm on the map for yourself..............i don't think you get to complain about your teammates being bad at farming.