Who's the saltiest person you've ever seen in-game, GAF?
Two days ago.
So we had a captain that was randomed and he didn't figure out he was captain until he had 30 seconds left in Captains Draft. Then he spends ten seconds per ban, so all our picks are randomed.
And someone ends up with a dk and captain says dk/lina are supports. DK goes mid, says lol or something and fucks up our Tinker mid.
Then he goes to top to my solo Clockwerk and I give him the farm there because I know contesting this is only going to make it worse. We get ganked and I am five mana short of my cogs to save him. We are alone and there is a Witch Doctor that throws his stun so I move out of the way. 0.1 seconds after I have enough mana (and I have watched the replay) he dies.
"Why don't you save me?"
"See my mana, I did not have enough"
"Yes you did, I watched you the entire time"
"No, I didn't and I do not know how to argue about this"
"You don't, you just have to admit your mistake and say you are sorry"
"lol, no"
Then he died and he blamed me for that since he was explaining my mistake for me. Besides the mana issue I could not even get next to him to save him with the cogs anyway because of Witch Doctor.
He then proceeds to shit on our Tinker for going Dagon I think, while he is 9-1 or something. And while DK has a decent score of 10-3. Says the win was only because he played and keeps saying that the rest of the team is shit, especially Tinker.
We still had a Medusa who was farmed and like 5-1, so if we wouldn't have won within 30 minutes or so she would have definitely crushed the team.
I guess he wasn't that salty. But fuck he had a huge ego.
I do remember a very salty guy now though. I was Sniper for the compendium. And I kept harassing a Timbersaw in the lane. He killed me eventually.
Him: "nerd"
uh, wtf, ok.
I kill him, so of course I respond with "nerd".
"omg you fucking noob sniper picker"
"Dude, it is just for the compendium, relax"
He then proceeded to keep diving me even when I was with my team, and then blamed the rest of the team for not following up while he only had eyes for me. When I had shadow blade he went:
"Lol, nice item build, shadow blade pick"
He dived me dusted me and killed me.
"Lol see, shadow blade is useless"
While I kept building items he kept calling them trash and feeding me. Everytime someone makes a small mistake in our team, or wastes a dust or something he points it out and laughs about it. He keeps feeding by trying to initiate on me. lol those items, lol those teams, you fucking noob sniper picker you can't play a decent hero, lol that shadow blade, nice arrow Mirana etc.
Then he goes "add me for 1 v 1 then". I am pretty sure I could have won that but I was wondering why he didn't add me himself anyway and couldn't be bothered to play a match with him. There is always the possibility to lose.
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