E3 2014 | Nintendo Treehouse Live @ E3 [ it's over :( ]

I like how when Nintendo finally get around to making a shooter, it's better than 99% of shooters out there. Maybe that Miyamoto quote where he basically said he could make a better Halo whenever he felt like it is actually right lol.
 
Making 3rd person shooter action appropriate for all ages, the swimming in the ink mechanic, the adorable squids...I look forward to more from those talented young game developers of Splatoon that were shown during the Digital Event.
 
this treehouse has sold me on splatoon. Honestly my wife will play this with me.

I hope they have a capture the flag mode. having a buddy lay down ink to swim in while trying to get a flag back could be epic
 
Is splatoon going to be Nintendos TF2? Can it be a killer app like Brain Age and Wii Sports? It's so different than anything Nintendo has done and extremely different than what anyone in the industry has done
 
They're sharing some advanced techniques now at least.
this treehouse has sold me on splatoon. Honestly my wife will play this with me.

I hope they have a capture the flag mode. having a buddy lay down ink so swim in while trying to get a flag back could be epic
Oh man, that would be awesome. A shame they only have one map and one game mode for the demo.
 
Oh man, that would be awesome. A shame they only have one map and one game mode for the demo.

I'm imagining a Capture The Flag sort of mode, the hook being that the flag can only travel through the ink of the team that currently has it.
 
No. I'm watching the Splatoon coverage now and this is some hard sell bullshit.

"3 minute intense matches!"

"This game uses all of your skills and abilities!"

"I'm loving the squid motif."

"It just feels so good!"

"I love these levels. It's so stylish! . . . There's stickers everywhere! They are wearing headphones and sneakers!"


People complain about game media being shills, this shit is the shilliest of shill stuff. Ugh.

I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.
 
I love the super jump, it looks so cool when you leap into enemy territory!
This is why the GAF tourney's are going to rock!
Also, there actually are some male characters as far as I can tell.
 
Squid hopping / ink hopping is the new Vanquish power slide best new game play mechanic of the year. I wouldn't be surprised that this "inspires" other developers to adopt a similar mechanic
 
No. I'm watching the Splatoon coverage now and this is some hard sell bullshit.

"3 minute intense matches!"

"This game uses all of your skills and abilities!"

"I'm loving the squid motif."

"It just feels so good!"

"I love these levels. It's so stylish!"

People complain about game media being shills, this shit is the shilliest of shill stuff. Ugh.

I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.

um.. ok..

dude are having fun, is that hard to believe?
 
No. I'm watching the Splatoon coverage now and this is some hard sell bullshit.

"3 minute intense matches!"

"This game uses all of your skills and abilities!"

"I'm loving the squid motif."

"It just feels so good!"

"I love these levels. It's so stylish!"

People complain about game media being shills, this shit is the shilliest of shill stuff. Ugh.

I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.

How can you even come to that conclusion?
 
No. I'm watching the Splatoon coverage now and this is some hard sell bullshit.

"3 minute intense matches!"

"This game uses all of your skills and abilities!"

"I'm loving the squid motif."

"It just feels so good!"

"I love these levels. It's so stylish! . . . There's stickers everywhere! They are wearing headphones and sneakers!"


People complain about game media being shills, this shit is the shilliest of shill stuff. Ugh.

I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.

You're watching a Nintendo specific stream and you're complaining about the fact they're praising the game?
 
No. I'm watching the Splatoon coverage now and this is some hard sell bullshit.

"3 minute intense matches!"

"This game uses all of your skills and abilities!"

"I'm loving the squid motif."

"It just feels so good!"

"I love these levels. It's so stylish! . . . There's stickers everywhere! They are wearing headphones and sneakers!"


People complain about game media being shills, this shit is the shilliest of shill stuff. Ugh.

I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.
Because describing a game is shilling now.
Niiiiiiiiiiiice.
 
I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.

You can have those cynical fucks.

We'll have fun with Treehouse.
 
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Spittoon.
 
No. I'm watching the Splatoon coverage now and this is some hard sell bullshit.

"3 minute intense matches!"

"This game uses all of your skills and abilities!"

"I'm loving the squid motif."

"It just feels so good!"

"I love these levels. It's so stylish! . . . There's stickers everywhere! They are wearing headphones and sneakers!"


People complain about game media being shills, this shit is the shilliest of shill stuff. Ugh.

I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.
lol at the extra salt today.
 
No. I'm watching the Splatoon coverage now and this is some hard sell bullshit.

"3 minute intense matches!"

"This game uses all of your skills and abilities!"

"I'm loving the squid motif."

"It just feels so good!"

"I love these levels. It's so stylish! . . . There's stickers everywhere! They are wearing headphones and sneakers!"


People complain about game media being shills, this shit is the shilliest of shill stuff. Ugh.

I'll stick with Giant Bomb please. If companies start shutting out journalists from doing video coverage and force use to watch hardsell bullshit to get a look at their game I may stop being interested in even checking these games out.
lol does them saying that interfere with your ability to form your own opinion or something?
 
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