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[Kurtofan]

how'd Italy doing in general? haven't seen any of their games.

Pretty good.

 

[Willkiller]

The next time I need a piss during this match, I might kneel down with my head in the bowl and just watch it swirl around. I'll probably get more enjoyment doing that than I will watching these useless wankers running around.

 

[Yager]

cant believe england hasnt scored yet

And I can't believe Ukraine hasn't scored yet. They've had more opportunities.

 

[Hixx]

I know the pitch looks hard but England's first touch has been consistently awful.

 

[Phantast2k]

Aw shit, I missed all of that :X
More ppl. need to learn how to record gifs..

 

[Dark Schala]

Parker crawling on the pitch was hilarious...

what is that guy thinking?

Edit: And apparently according to the fans on CP24 (Toronto's more popular 24-hr news channel), Rooney's good but they need to give him a while to warm up and then he'll score lots of goals. Heh.

 

[Buba Big Guns]

That Parker guy got absolutely schooled.

 

[Hieberrr]

Thread of Parker is Uncredible Spiderman

 

[fizzelopeguss]

Parker crawling on the pitch was hilarious...

what is that guy thinking?

Didn't want to risk a hand ball.

 

[Arjen]

Good lord, England is so bad, Ukraine needs to score already

 

[sneakypete]

Slowmotion was even more hilarious.

Just woke up, need gifs!

 

[Ape Gone Insane]

Any gifs of that crawling?

 

[Jubern]

What a terrible game from France. We have some moments, like right now with Ribéry, but the overall performance really makes you wonder if those guys are the same who played the Ukraine game.

 

[Divius]

Good lord, England is so bad, Ukraine needs to score already

This would be good for the game as well.

 

[ColossalLazy]

England playing like Ireland is hilarious. Looking foward To shev in the second half..

 

[navanman]

No need to change the thread title cos this has been even worse than yesterdays games.

 

[xbhaskarx]

Guys I made a gif of Parker

 

[IceCold]

Help me out here

France is already through for sure, regardless of what happens? England is through with a win or tie? Ukraine has to win to go through?

That's what it looks like to me.

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheet/pub?key=0AomAypO7sks2dEJuandkU2VoZjZNMExhTU11SnFuNHc&output=html

 

[vordhosbn]

that was literally the worst header i've ever seen, bravo rooney...

 

[fuenf]

No need to change the thread title cos this has been even worse than yesterdays games.

this, it's like watching the "parking the bus"-championship.

 

[MetatronM]

Total domination of the first half by Ukraine. They just can't get really quality shots on goal at the end of it.

 

[Wes]

Two points:

- Every England player bar Hart and Gerrard have been incredibly poor.
- Andy Townsend is utterly unbearable. What a daft pillock.

 

[EdibleExplosives]

Both games have had a pretty boring first half.

 

[cube444]

No need to change the thread title cos this has been even worse than yesterdays games.

Yep. None of these four teams will win Euro 2012.

 

[Jburton]

England play with no passion ..... half of them look like they cant be bothered playing.

 

[Arjen]

Guys I made a gif of Parker

lol

 

[Hixx]

Is Toivonen cross eyed or just thick. 3 great chances in a minute and miles offside...

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Yep. None of these four teams will win Euro 2012.

Just think of Italy 2006..

 

[hylje]

England's tactic is pretty boring to watch ;>

It's Hodgson's game all right.

 

[mxgt]

inb4 roy doesn't switch milner and welbeck for walcott and carroll

what a fucking disgraceful performance

 

[The_Hitcher89]

What a pile of shite. Rooney looks like a player who hasn't played for 6 weeks and has been put straight back in for a vital match, and Milner is fucking awful for England. Young coming into it a bit at last, took about 210 minutes, but better late than never

 

[Bento]

Two points:

- Every England player bar Hart and Gerrard have been incredibly poor.
- Andy Townsend is utterly unbearable. What a daft pillock.

Is he the "Expert" on BBC? Seems like a smug little cunt :I

 

[Willkiller]

I've gotten to the point now where that Mars Bar advert fucking infuriates me so much because it actually entertains the notion that England will win the Euros (against Holland :lol)

 

[JonnyBrad]

England is Defo the most overrated and shit team.

Overrated? We all know we're shit.

 

[Bo-Locks]

I take back what I said earlier. Awful.

 

[Booya]

boring matches... i guess germany wont see any of them in the semi-finals
i was wishing for a england - germany penalty shoot-out

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Get that cabbage Milner off and bring on Ox or Walcott. Give young 25 minutes then sub him too.

 

[Kjellson]

Group D is the tournament's worst group.

 

[JonnyBrad]

Is he the "Expert" on BBC? Seems like a smug little cunt :I

ITV co commentator

 

[vordhosbn]

can someone please remind we why we give so much shit about Rooney?

 

[Oxx]

Group of death.

 

[Patrick Bateman]

Group D is the tournament's worst group.

I thought that was every group but B.

 

[Kinyou]

Guys I made a gif of Parker

Found one from a different angle:

 

[Carbonox]

Seriously, Milner needs to gtfo. Can't believe people defend him. Additionally, Young needs to disappear quickly. Gotta go fast ain't enough, and hell he can't even do that properly.

 

[Kem0sabe]

England lacks overall quality play all around... but this France team, for all the fancy play, lacks any kind of "bite", they are absolutely non-threatening.

Seriously, Milner needs to gtfo. Can't believe people defend him. Additionally, Young needs to disappear quickly. Gotta go fast ain't enough, and hell he can't even do that properly.

How fans defended young over Nani this season was beyond me, there isn´t even a basis of comparison.

 

[Randdalf]

Still can't string passes together. Stop playing long balls.

 

[mxgt]

Don't know why anyone even thought Rooney would be good

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Group of Suicide.

Fixed.

 

[Willkiller]

can someone please remind we why we give so much shit about Rooney?

Great for United. That's it.

 

[Fry]

I think England will end up winning because they have some potential super subs. Walcott (proven), Ox and Carroll.