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[Wax Free Vanilla]

Good lord, England is so bad, Ukraine needs to score already

Ukraine are shit in front of goal, excluding Shevchenko they've only had two shots on target at Euro 2012

England have got this.

 

[Grover Cleveland]

can someone please remind we why we give so much shit about Rooney?

He's really good...in a United shirt.

Kinda shit for England.

 

[FuturusX]

Two points:

- Every England player bar Hart and Gerrard have been incredibly poor.
- Andy Townsend is utterly unbearable. What a daft pillock.

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[The_Hitcher89]

can someone please remind we why we give so much shit about Rooney?

Because he's good for Man Utd.

 

[AcridMeat]

Did Shevchenko not start because of old man legs? One of my favorite players I want to see him bin the winner.

 

[Mr Cola]

as an England fan im dissapointed, in every one of our games, as a football fan im ashamed that a team playing this negatively can get through the group stages, we play complete anti football

 

[kitch9]

England is Defo the most overrated and shit team.

Somebody rates us?

 

[hylje]

You brits could be more optimistic and say things like : "We're defending well", "Ukraine is not being creative" or "This tactic has brought us results already".

 

[F#A#Oo]

GIF of crawling plox

 

[Wilbur]

We are shite. We play well for two games because no one expects shit, and now we're supposed to win we're fucking wank. Beaten all over the pitch, playing shite.

england are like croatia....ultra defensive and boring.

Played better against Italy than you did. Fucking Spanish superiority complex fucks me off.

 

[UnblessedSoul]

England all talk pre match, the usual sloppy play on the pitch

 

[bjaelke]

 

[Dark Schala]

Group of Dull and Drab.

Fixed.

I thought that was every group but B.

Group A had its moments at the beginning.

 

[fuenf]

We are shite. We play well for two games because no one expects shit, and now we're supposed to win we're fucking wank. Beaten all over the pitch, playing shite.

Dont worry Carroll will save you!

 

[Mr Cola]

You brits could be more optimistic and say things like : "We're defending well", "Ukraine is not being creative" or "This tactic has brought us results already".

We could say that, but its soooooooooooooooooooooo boring to watch, even as a fan, you end up rooting against them because the other team tries to play football

 

[Broder Salsa]

The Captain Terry effect.

 

[Freewheelin']

as an England fan im dissapointed, in every one of our games, as a football fan im ashamed that a team playing this negatively can get through the group stages, we play complete anti football

We have to, really. We don't have the players to play like Spain and Germany.

 

[Sky Chief]

How is that not a penalty, he handled the ball

 

[Wes]

as an England fan im dissapointed, in every one of our games, as a football fan im ashamed that a team playing this negatively can get through the group stages, we play complete anti football

It's the only way we can play. Every time we try a one touch pass we've lost it. We lack technique and movement.

The one time we worried them was when Glen Johnson actually took on a player and beat him. As nobody in the team is looking for the ball (it looks like people are actively saying "Don't pass it to me") we have to rely on people beating their man. As such I can definitely see the need for Walcott early in the second half.

 

[Kinyou]

lol, looks like he wanted to dive but half way through didn't like the idea anymore

 

[hylje]

How is that not a penalty, he handled the ball

Tomorrow GAF is debating is that cheating or offside.

 

[Nolan.]

Group D is the tournament's worst group.

I wish Czech Republic was in this group

 

[AcridMeat]

How is that not a penalty, he handled the ball

Pity from the referee. Watching a grown man crawl on this big stage is punishment enough.

When Parker is old and decrepit his grandkids are going to run over and show him that .gif and he may die of shame.

 

[Korez]

Blonde alert

 

[Chris R]

Niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiice

 

[Kurtofan]

OT of Group of Dull.

 

[Bento]

We are shite. We play well for two games because no one expects shit, and now we're supposed to win we're fucking wank. Beaten all over the pitch, playing shite.

While this is your worst match of the tournament so far I'd wouldn't go so far and say that you played well in the other games, got good results yes but the problems seen in this match could be observed in those games as well.

 

[Arjen]

The longer I watch this, the faster it's becoming one of the most hilarious moments.

 

[moojito]

Is that jamie carragher in the middle? I've never heard a more scouse accent in my life.

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

Milner still on...

 

[Johnny Cage In The Shower]

Ok love those Swede fans dressed up as Yellow Spidermans!

 

[TabletopTictacs]

 

[xbhaskarx]

Aside from how pathetic it is that Scott Parker got owned by some random Ukrainian and cowered in fear on the ground, that's a freaking hand ball, should have been a penalty. No complaining about the refs allowed this time, England fans.

 

[Divius]

The longer I watch this, the faster it's becoming one of the most hilarious moments.

His initial trust forward is very seal-like.

 

[Sleeplessnights]

The return of sea-man.

 

[Gandie]

You don't have to sing your national anthem every 20 minutes or so, it's not THAT great.

 

[ColossalLazy]

hahaha Ronney scored!

 

[Fry]

THAT FUCKING ASSIST

 

[Willkiller]

yey

 

[Blablurn]

quality goalkeeping

 

[DOBERMAN INC]

Bosh 1-0. Rooney.

 

[Wax Free Vanilla]

ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!

 

[EdibleExplosives]

wat

How did that even get through.

 

[Gummifaust]

Briti...uh...Ukraine goalkeeping!

 

[LegoArmo]

ROOOOOOOOOONEEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!

 

[MetatronM]

Unbelievable.

 

[Coldnoodle]

ROONEY! ROONEY! ROOOOOOOOOOOOONEY!

 

[Kinyou]

I wanted Ukraine to stay in the tournament.

 

[Deadly Joker]

ROONEY!!

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!


YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!

 

[TabletopTictacs]

What a finish Rooney