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FakeGAF 2.0: The Return of the Thirst
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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Are we posting random pics/gifs?
Here, have a picture of a little goat standing in a top hat.
Here, have a picture of a little goat standing in a top hat.
Funky Papa
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Soo... that homely-but-oddly-cute waitress from the cafeteria I frequent in the mornings has shown on up on my Tinder.
Akward.
Akward.
Are we posting random pics/gifs?
Here, have a picture of a little goat standing in a top hat.
The last time I saw a top-hat IRL, someone shit in it.
NinjaBoiX
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How homely? Like you'd be dtf after a few drinks homely or you may suffer alcohol poisoning first homely?
Anyway, paper bags exist for a reason.
RobotNinjaHornets
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Manchester nightclub pro-tips: Avoid Fifth Ave like the plague. Satan's Hollow is hilarious. Fab Cafe is pretty cool.
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Funky Papa
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Think early-20's Flo girl with shorter (brownish) hair and a very mousy smile
Edit: That's the Flo girl, not her.
I like to go to her cafeteria. Things could get... weird.
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Transhuman
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What the hell is a flo girl?
NinjaBoiX
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Nailed it Rob! You know your shit chief.
Well isn't she purdy.
Dem powder blue eyes and lovely ginger mane.
She's cute but I'll stick to the donuts.
Thats disgusting.
You Know Nothing
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What did she do?
Did she... give you extra napkins? She definitely want it if she did that.
Did she... give you extra napkins? She definitely want it if she did that.
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It's true, they cost like $0.02 a pop. Only explanation.
Maybe she wants him to poke a hole in the napkin for his D, like the prostitutes in Amsterdam make you do in case either party has crabs. True story.
4 girls my age work there and they're always giggling when I walk in.
One of em apparently tried to say hello and awkwardly walked away.
(According to other chick, while giving me the "come on man" face, I was busy posting on gaf)
NinjaBoiX
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And GAF ruins another would be relationship.
Funky Papa
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Don't indulge in the glazed ones too much. You'd never know who handled those holes before.
You Know Nothing
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He's probably suggestively sticking his tongue through the holes.
You Know Nothing
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I've found what I'll be wearing to my future wedding.
Funky Papa
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I think I'd avoid the ones with the sprinkles...
That's what I got.. and boston cream.
Funky Papa
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According to Imgur, these are praying candles.
They represent hands.
They represent hands.
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Prayer looks a lot like a vagina.
... Some kind of cream anyway.
whynotboth.webm
... Some kind of cream anyway.
whynotboth.webm
Funky Papa
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Not going down that path.
Where are my goddamn phallic prayer candles?
Where are my goddamn phallic prayer candles?
Spencer's gifts.
You Know Nothing
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Re-discovering Florence + The Machine.
Absolute vixen
Lungs >>>> Ceremonials
Still both gr9 albums tho. Really hoping the third comes along soon.
I've got these phallic prayer sculptures.
The picture. :negman:
God, I haven't been there in ages.
Agreed, but Shake it up is her best single imo, big chune.
Morning!
You Know Nothing
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So it's my ex's birthday today. Please let it rain, please let it rain, please let it rain.
I'd love a donut, thanks!
No thanks.
Or please let her get hit by a bus.
I'd love a donut, thanks!
No thanks.
Funky Papa
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What the water gave me.
WhereAreMahDragonz
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Ceremonials >>>>
You Know Nothing
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Not after what he's probably done to his.
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lol no
Ceremonials doesn't have ANYTHING on the same level as Howl and Cosmic Love.
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