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[Duress]

IT'S NOT MINE, THE KID IS 28! I'm 31!

 

[Halo 2]

IT'S NOT MINE, THE KID IS 28! I'm 31!

I heard of freakier stuff I'd get DNA tested bruh.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh okay. That's good then.

So I'm looking through some old messages on Facebook, and apparently I'm a father...

 

[TrueGrime]

Oh okay. That's good then.

LMFAO. Best pic ever.

 

[TrueGrime]

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

 

[Toa TAK]

IT'S NOT MINE, THE KID IS 28! I'm 31!

A real Halloween story.

 

[BlueBadger]

I cannot stop laughing at this thread help me.

 

[Duress]

I have no recollection of anything when I was 2-3 years of age >_>

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have no recollection of anything when I was 2-3 years of age >_>

My earliest memories don't start until about five or so.

I have none that I can recall before that.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I have many memories, but I'm not sure from when. I know I have a few from when I was two, but there are some that could be even earlier so I don't know.

 

[MutFox]

Age 3 for me... :|
Still have some Ikea furniture I built at age 4...

 

[Halo 2]

I don't really remember much of anything.
Every day is an adventure!

 

[BlueBadger]

I've had the memory of a goldfish lately.

;_;

 

[You Know Nothing]

My most haunting kindergarten memory: Falling asleep, missing the bus, going out to the playground, recognizing no one, and crying.

 

[BlueBadger]

My most haunting kindergarten memory: Falling asleep, missing the bus, going out to the playground, recognizing no one, and crying.

OMG JAKE </3333 I just want to make you soup. ;_____;

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I think my most haunting was being really ill at IKEA, funnily enough.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

FFS, too much daww, I have feels falling out of my pockets.

 

[Turin]

Just finished cleaning out my dead grandfathers basement. I need drugs NOW.

Hehehehehe :3 :3 Yayy <3!

Spoiler

I want bruises on my chest from the center console.

There is something strangely erotic about this gif.

Probably the angle and the stare.

The show can be strangely homoerotic. Particularly in season 2.

 

[BlueBadger]

Just finished cleaning out my dead grandfathers basement. I need drugs NOW.

The show can be strangely homoerotic. Particularly in season 2.

Sign me the fuck up who is HE?

What show is this?

Spoiler

hhhnngh.

 

[Rubbish King]

watching the pilot of the mindy project



utter shite ninja.


utter shite.

 

[Halo 2]

My most haunting kindergarten memory: Falling asleep, missing the bus, going out to the playground, recognizing no one, and crying.

I stole a girls donut in first grade. She went to the bathroom. I took a crumble 'she won't notice'. Kept taking crumbles until I had eaten half the donut.

She came back and I got a time out or some crap.
I tied my shoes together with a hardcore knot a week later and blamed her, but my teach was keen to my plan and wouldn't help me untie them.

Can I go back to last night

I've got Bombay and PE lets get schwasty

 

[Windam]

Can I go back to last night

 

[You Know Nothing]

I don't really remember much of anything.
Every day is an adventure!

I've had the memory of a goldfish lately.

;_;

As long as you remember how to Throw That Boy Pussy™

OMG JAKE </3333 I just want to make you soup. ;_____;

It was terrible. Then I remember another time getting lost in the school pretty much. The mental scarring. ;_;

 

[NinjaBoiX]

watching the pilot of the mindy project



utter shite ninja.


utter shite.

OK?

(That was vascanno bigging up the mindy project Tash, I just said I think Crazy Kelly is hot. I've never even seen it.

You're on a roll tonight chief.)

Edit: unless you were just saying not to bother. Hmm...

I'm wired tonight, sorry mate!

 

[Windam]

I've got Bombay and PE lets get schwasty

Legit get a couple of girls over and I'm booking this bus to Chicago

 

[BlueBadger]

As long as you remember how to Throw That Boy Pussy™

For you, always <3.

It was terrible. Then I remember another time getting lost in the school pretty much. The mental scarring. ;_;

This happened to me as well ;____;.

Also at my elementary school, we used to get off school an hour earlier on Wednesdays. One day my Nonna forgot about that and she didn't come when I was off. I was so scared that she didn't show up so I just started crying and sobbing (cause I was a crybaby). And then the teachers brought me in to play computer games until Nonna showed up.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

My nursery (Kindergarten for all you peeps outside the UK) was literally a two minutes walk from home. No getting lost or anything. No haunting memories.

 

[The_Poet]

Theres always someone to ruin the party

 

[Turin]

Sign me the fuck up who is HE?

What show is this?

Spoiler

hhhnngh.

Will Graham played by Hugh Dancy.

The show is Hannibal.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Theres always someone to ruin the party

;LJKFAL;FKL;AFKAL;FKL;AKFKA;FKASFL;KAL;FKASK

HELP.

 

[Halo 2]

Theres always someone to ruin the party

WOW THAT TWIST.
YOU SIR win the halo 2 Internet prize of the day.
Pester windam for details.

 

[BlueBadger]

Theres always someone to ruin the party

DDDDEEEEEADDDDDDDDDDDD

OMG.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Nice guitar.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

My earliest memory is of me in a rose garden. I'm a toddler, and I reach out and grab a stem. A thorn pricks me in the hand, and to this day, I have a freckle / mark in the center of my palm.

I know this sounds like a Facebook post but I ain't even playing, bro.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh god, I seriously can't stop laughing.

Halo 2's avatar makes it.

My earliest memory is of me in a rose garden. I'm a toddler, and I reach out and grab a stem. A thorn pricks me in the hand, and to this day, I have a freckle / mark in the center of my palm.

I know this sounds like a Facebook post but I ain't even playing, bro.

liek dis if u crie evry tiem

-like-

evry rose has its thorn

dat lyric spaeks 2 me

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Poet, you gotta teach me your gif techniques. What program do you use?

 

[The_Poet]

Haha, I was giggling so hard making that

Poet, you gotta teach me your gif techniques. What program do you use?

Flash CS6, I can PM you if you want

 

[Turin]

My earliest memory is being in a homeless shelter with my mom when I was 2 or 3.

I recently learned that she stole me away when my dad had custody.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

My earliest memory is of me in a rose garden. I'm a toddler, and I reach out and grab a stem. A thorn pricks me in the hand, and to this day, I have a freckle / mark in the center of my palm.

I know this sounds like a Facebook post but I ain't even playing, bro.

My sister has pencil lead inside her hand since she was very little as she got a pencil stabbed into her hand. She's 25 now.

 

[BlueBadger]

Oh god, I seriously can't stop laughing.

Halo 2's avatar makes it.



liek dis if u crie evry tiem

-like-

evry rose has its thorn

dat lyric spaeks 2 me

I have tears streaming down my face LOOOOOOL

 

[TrueGrime]

Theres always someone to ruin the party

OMG.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I have tears streaming down my face LOOOOOOL

It gets funnier the more you watch it.

:negman:

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Only now did I notice Halo 2's avatar.

 

[BlueBadger]

It gets funnier the more you watch it.

:negman:

Literally tho. :negativeman:

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Italian dark chocolate with hazelnuts. Mmmmm.

 

[BlueBadger]

Italian dark chocolate with hazelnuts. Mmmmm.

You had me at hazelnut :')

Do want.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

You had me at hazelnut :')

Do want.

I love dark chocolate on it's own. With hazelnut I just can't not eat it.

 

[Halo 2]

one of my co-workers just found out he has cancer.

 

[The_Poet]

Fuck yeah hazelnuts.

I always go straight for the hazelnut caramels / puree chocolates in a selection box.