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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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zeemumu

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The only way to make it even is for him to shame Windam over something. Take your pick of categories *spins the Windam shame roulette wheel*.
 

Windam

Scaley member
But... I'm not
Asian
!

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Windam

Scaley member

Furi tsuduku ame no naka de
Utsuroge ni sora wo miagete ita
Kagiri naku hirogaru hate ni
Jiyuu wo motomeru tori no mure ga naite ita

Utta egao no kazu dake
Kesshite uragiru koto wa dekinai no dato
Nando mo sou kokoro de subuyaita

Tatoe donna ni kizutsuite mo
Doredake kizutsuku koto ni natte mo
Dare nimo boku wa tomerare nai

Wazuka na hikari wo mitsukereba ii
Ima wa taiyou ga agara nakute mo
Furi dashita ame wa itsuka ya munda ne...

Aruki tsukarete ita kimi wa
Te no naka de kieteiku yume wo daite ita

Kono inochi ga tsuki tatoshite mo
Wasurerare nai taisetsu na koto ga aru
Onaji jidai wo tomo ni tatakatta koto

Tatoe kono koe ga todoka nakute mo
Nido to ano goro ni modore nakute mo
Sakebi tsudukeru boku ga iru

Doredake toki ga nagarete mo
Karada wo yusa buru omoi no mama ni...
Tatakai tsuduketa akashi wa nokoru kara

Daremo ga umaretekita imi wo
Sagashi tsudukete iru

Tatoe donna ni kizutsuite mo
Doredake kizutsuku koto ni natte mo
Dare ni mo boku wa tomerare nai

Wazuka na hikari wo mitsukereba ii
Ima wa taiyou ga agara nakute mo
Furi dashita ame wa itsuka ya munda ne...

Sousa, kono ame wa itsuka ya munda ne...
 
Then pee tbh.

MY MOMMA WAS RAISED IN THE ERA WHEN
CLEAN WATER WAS ONLY SERVED TO THE FAIRER SKIN
DOIN' CLOTHES YOU WOULDA THOUGHT I HAD HELP
BUT THEY WASN'T SATISFIED UNLESS I PICKED THE COTTON MYSELF

KWEENKANYE.GIF
 
[2:36:44 AM] Jake: Looking at porn on Tumblr. I got a semi. And that's it. #whiskeydick
[2:36:55 AM] Kevin: lol
[2:37:00 AM] Kevin: ava taylor pls
[2:42:47 AM] Jake: Touching yourself while drunk is a really weird feeling. #TMI
[2:49:45 AM] Kevin: kk
[2:50:30 AM] Jake: But yeah, I'm not getting hard any time soon. #Whiskeydick is real.
[2:50:44 AM] Kevin: legit
[2:50:58 AM] Kevin: im phasing in and out between flaccid and semi
[2:53:42 AM] Jake: Same. Nothing I look at can get me hard rn. It's a bit frustrating tbh. But I just wanted to see if I could. And I really can't. #bottomwhiledrunk
[2:53:54 AM] Kevin: lel

#bottomwhiledrunk

Sorry, Stephen.
 
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Transhuman

Unconfirmed Member
i hear entering him is like throwing a hotdog into the grand canyon

That's from Frisky Dingo, right?

"All Americans want is cold beer, warm pussy, and someplace to take a shit with a door on it."
 
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