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[You Know Nothing]

My cold keeps getting worse waaaaahhhh ;____;.

Jake honey make me soup pls? ;_____;

One bowl of cock noodle coming up.

split pea and ham soup in my mouf plz

You know whats up. Best soup.

Querls...

Love yourselves. #peasarepiss

 

[Wazzy]

lmao

These are the best. My other favorite I saw a long time ago was this one:

 

[BlueBadger]

One bowl of cock noodle coming up.

I'm ready.

lmao

These are the best. My other favorite I saw a long time ago was this one:

Omfg LOOOOOLLLLLL!!!

 

[You Know Nothing]

I can't believe these are real.

 

[Clydefrog]

I saw so many foam/infalatable penises this past weekend. Apparently Lake Tahoe is the mecca of bachelorette parties

at the casino, one of them came up to and slapped a "bedroom eyes" sticker on me. i still dont know if bedroom eyes is a good thing

 

[zeemumu]

I have a job interview for Target today.

 

[Funky Papa]

Good luck. I def NOT miss the ancient times of job interviews.

 

[zeemumu]

Applying to Target has been such a hassle because of my current job's demands, and because I have to adjust for my 3rd year of college in the Fall. If I somehow succeed in this review, I have to give my two weeks notice at Walmart despite having only worked there a few months. It's gonna be weird, but at least I never talked to any of my coworkers so I don't have to say goodbye to anyone, although the older employees were pretty kind.

 

[Zelda]

wsplit pea is life when my mom makes it i die

 

[Rubbish King]

Who do i have to smooch to get a whatsapp invite around here

 

[MutFox]

Morning all!
Have a good weekend?

 

[You Know Nothing]

I saw so many foam/infalatable penises this past weekend. Apparently Lake Tahoe is the mecca of bachelorette parties

at the casino, one of them came up to and slapped a "bedroom eyes" sticker on me. i still dont know if bedroom eyes is a good thing

I'd say it's a good thing.

when my mom makes it i die

It must be amazing to erase how shit peas are normally.

Who do i have to smooch to get a whatsapp invite around here

Funky, duh.

He'll probably do it if he's drunk enough.

 

[Funky Papa]

I'd say it's a good thing.



It must be amazing to erase how shit peas are normally.



Funky, duh.

He'll probably do it if he's drunk enough.

I'm sober and clothed, thank you.

Tash, PM your cellphone number cum international prefix.

 

[Zelda]

dreaming of cheesy french onion sammiches

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's trash how accurate this is.

dreaming of cheesy french onion sammiches

Oh my god, add pb to make it perfect.

 

[Funky Papa]

dreaming of cheesy french onion sammiches

Oh God.

Oh my god, add pb to make it perfect.

You are such a gross person.

 

[You Know Nothing]

You are such a gross person.

Cheese and pb go well together. Onion and pb go well together.

Therefore, all three together >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[Chuckie]

lmao

These are the best. My other favorite I saw a long time ago was this one:

Lmao. The fact that it says "sounds legit" makes it super awesome. I don't know why but I love that phrase.

 

[MutFox]

Cheese and pb go well together. Onion and pb go well together.

Therefore, all three together >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

 

[You Know Nothing]

Bunch of h9rs in this thread.

It's not like I said dip it in Nutella and deep fry it. That would be worthy of a puke gif.

 

[Rubbish King]

I PMd you,papa

 

[Funky Papa]

I PMd you,papa

You were already showing up on the list. I just erased you and invited you again. Let's see if that works.

Bunch of h9rs in this thread.

It's not like I said dip it in Nutella and deep fry it. That would be worthy of a puke gif.

PB and onion sounds about as appetising as granny armpit funk.

 

[You Know Nothing]

PB and onion sounds about as appetising as granny armpit funk.

It's an amazing combo. Srs. Give it a chance sometime.

 

[AcridMeat]

I PMd you,papa

Get ninj to come back too.

 

[Chuckie]

Considering peanut satay sauce also has onion, garlic and peanut(butter) I think that combo might actually work. You have to add some sambal (chili sauce) though

 

[You Know Nothing]

Considering peanut satay sauce also has onion, garlic and peanut(butter) I think that combo might actually work. You have to add some sambal (chili sauce) though

Yes, that's exactly what it makes me think of.

I've never added chili sauce to the mix, but I wouldn't object to it.

 

[Wazzy]

Get ninj to come back too.

Yo gorl I got my new phoneeeeee. No more cracked screen.

 

[Clydefrog]

Forgot to tell Papa that I won $400 the second night at the casinos playing craps and roulette so I'm net $300 profit for the weekend!

 

[Zelda]

good job frog you are one of the few who have beaten gambling: the game remastered

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm finally watching the Game of Thrones finale.

Not ready.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm finally watching the Game of Thrones finale.

Not ready.

Wherever whores go...

 

[AcridMeat]

Yo gorl I got my new phoneeeeee. No more cracked screen.

Holy shit finally hahaha.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Wherever whores go...

Thrum

 

[MutFox]

Yo gorl I got my new phoneeeeee. No more cracked screen.

Get a case!

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Turin]

im making breakfast al and im not sharing

can I have a tag

It's good to have you back man.

Spoiler

For however long it lasts.

My breakfast consisted of peanut butter.

You're a good person.

Applying to Target has been such a hassle because of my current job's demands, and because I have to adjust for my 3rd year of college in the Fall. If I somehow succeed in this review, I have to give my two weeks notice at Walmart despite having only worked there a few months. It's gonna be weird, but at least I never talked to any of my coworkers so I don't have to say goodbye to anyone, although the older employees were pretty kind.

Well, at least Target usually seems more upbeat than Wal-Mart.

I'm finally watching the Game of Thrones finale.

Not ready.

Spoiler

My favorite part was Jon, Mance and Stannis's scenes together. They seemed to have chemistry right off the bat.

 

[Rubbish King]

You were already showing up on the list. I just erased you and invited you again. Let's see if that works.



PB and onion sounds about as appetising as granny armpit funk.

But I've got a new number dude

 

[zeemumu]

Well, at least Target usually seems more upbeat than Wal-Mart.

Walked in and Harry Potter was playing in the break room. The fact that they HAVE television in the break room is already a step up.

 

[Funky Papa]

But I've got a new number dude

I have your old numbah then. PM the new one.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I can't with how much of ADwD the show is through already. Just goes to show how much travelogue filler is in that book.

 

[Funky Papa]

MOTHERFUCK

 

[You Know Nothing]

Passed a kidney stone... while cumming...

I think this is enough internet for today and perhaps the month.

 

[MutFox]

Passed a kidney stone... while cumming...

I think this is enough internet for today and perhaps the month.

Kidney Stones come from the bladder, so not sure about that...
Unless his junk is broken or that stone was lodged somewhere else.

Could have been hard cum.

 

[Funky Papa]

Kidney Stones come from the bladder, so not sure about that...
Unless his junk is broken or that stone was lodged somewhere else.

Could have been hard cum.

Could have been lodged up in the urethra and pushed during ejaculation.

Edit: What kind of diamond cut cum nuggets you guys have? Jesus. I'm out of this filthy thread.

 

[Chuckie]

Fuck that shit. I'm out. Good night FakeGAF

 

[You Know Nothing]

Kidney Stones come from the bladder, so not sure about that...
Unless his junk is broken or that stone was lodged somewhere else.

Could have been hard cum.

It was probably lodged in his urethra and then got expelled when he came.

Could have been lodged up in the urethra and pushed during ejaculation.

Edit: What kind of diamond cut cum nuggets you guys have? Jesus. I'm out of this filthy thread.

Damn you. #2quick4me

 

[MutFox]

I'm out of this filthy thread.

I say that everyday,
yet, here I am...

 

[Turin]

 

[AcridMeat]

I'm so happy I drink plenty of water.

 

[Zelda]

healthy life is happy life im going to start running again i wonder how crappy my mile is now