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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games

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Windam

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You Know Nothing said:
I beat that shit when I was like nine, breh.

I remember one level with the fucking waves and platforming and shit. White knuckling it all the way through.
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Mizrabel is kicking my ass. Knock her down to her last star and then the wave of BS starts. Fuck her. Fuck this game.
 
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Transhuman

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Danielle Haim is so awesome and I want her to headbutt me in the face.
 
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AcridMeat

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Sounds like me when I played pick up basketball for a couple hours after spending the afternoon at the beach.

I couldn't walk for two days and had a blister on one foot and a blood blister on the other.
 
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Transhuman

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The_Poet said:
Fuck, played football for the first time in a couple months yesterday, I can barely walk
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I get side stitches after about 10 seconds of sprinting now. I used to always have scabs from tripping and running everywhere, and now the cuts on my knees are lonely without any new friends. Feels bad.
 
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Lady in a burka refused to get on the bus before me, like she literally stood there for a minute or so while I messed on with my bag to get my pass out. Which would be a lovely gesture if it was common courtesy rather than some dogmatically ingrained obligation.

I didn't take umbrage from it, she was just doing what she feels is right, and being courteous as a side effect. But the real reason didn't hit me until I sat down.

:negman:
 
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corduroyCUCK

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i had pulled chicken on hawaiian rolls for dinner earlier tonight and it was fucking delicious.

i didn't know it was a thing until today either.


i have dibs on alana, ya'll can have the other two.
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Turin

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Transhuman said:
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Danielle Haim is so awesome and I want her to headbutt me in the face.
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I don't know who this is but I want her to hit me with that guitar and strangle me with the chords.

The_Poet said:
Me right now:

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the freshmaker

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NinjaBoiX said:
Lady in a burka refused to get on the bus before me, like she literally stood there for a minute or so while I messed on with my bag to get my pass out. Which would be a lovely gesture if it was common courtesy rather than some dogmatically ingrained obligation.

I didn't take umbrage from it, she was just doing what she feels is right, and being courteous as a side effect. But the real reason didn't hit me until I sat down.

:negman:
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If I see a woman in a burka I kind of feel compelled to open the door for her or something. I'm not that chivalrous at all but burkas make me sad.
 
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Pictured: Matt Damon hard at work on a theorem to explain why people are stupid enough to prefer chalkboards.
 
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