George Oscar Bluth II
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Just had a shower and my hair is all slicked back. It is not a good look.
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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
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Oh glob I hate how my hair looks when its drenched.
Funky Papa
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White satin bedsheets:
Pros
Sleeping nekkid turns into a life-changing event, each night.
They look gorgeous.
Cons
A small cut from shaving opened at night. There are tiny stains of blood EVERYWHERE. And they won't come out.
I dropped the sheets on the terrace's floor as I was putting them on the line and now they are filthy as fuck. Off to the washing machine again.
Conclusion: I need a maid/buttler.
Pros
Sleeping nekkid turns into a life-changing event, each night.
They look gorgeous.
Cons
A small cut from shaving opened at night. There are tiny stains of blood EVERYWHERE. And they won't come out.
I dropped the sheets on the terrace's floor as I was putting them on the line and now they are filthy as fuck. Off to the washing machine again.
Conclusion: I need a maid/buttler.
^which character?
Nooooo why you gotta post purple pills? That song is way too catchy.
Now I'm getting nostalgic over eminem music.
Without Me used to be my jam.
Hunty.....
Nooooo why you gotta post purple pills? That song is way too catchy.
Now I'm getting nostalgic over eminem music.
Without Me used to be my jam.
You Know Nothing
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Fuck Eminenema and his I'm-not-homophobic-I-just-throw-around-homophobic-slurs-left-and-right-I-hugged-Elton-John-once-it's-all-okay-now bullshit.
I'll still be able to break a motha-fuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
No deep rooted homophobia there at all.
I'll still be able to break a motha-fuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
No deep rooted homophobia there at all.
Funky Papa
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IS IT A DATE?!
NinjaBoiX
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Funky Papa
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Is there anything worse than a Jell-O mold that someone can bring to a get together?
Because really, it's the worst.
Because really, it's the worst.
Jello mold with broccoli inside?
George Oscar Bluth II
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Hey don't go hatin' on broccoli. I don't mind it. Even plain.
Funky Papa
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BlueBadger
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OMG YAAAAAS that video HAHAHAHAHA I totally forgot about it.
Xoxoxo
;_______;!!!!
Funky Papa
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Oh yeah he's a homophobic douche. Ain't no denying.Fuck Eminenema and his I'm-not-homophobic-I-just-throw-around-homophobic-slurs-left-and-right-I-hugged-Elton-John-once-it's-all-okay-now bullshit.
I'll still be able to break a motha-fuckin' table
Over the back of a couple of faggots and crack it in half
No deep rooted homophobia there at all.
Which is a shame because he makes great music. I'm so tired of artists dropping the word faggot. One of my favourite songs had it(eminem ft on the song heh) and I just shook my head. Also said dyke.
Yayyyyy! You two have lot's of fun you terrible Sharks fans <3
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Brussel sprouts were created by Satan. I'm sure of it.
You know something gr9 made from cabbage tho? Sauerkraut. Whoa damn. I can eat that shit plain. As long as it's actually sour. Hate when people sweeten the fuck out of it.
Funky Papa
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Sauerkraut is gross and it gives you even grosser piss.
Not as bad as Brussel sprouts farts, but still.
Not as bad as Brussel sprouts farts, but still.
I love me some buttery brussel sprouts.
OH MAN there is this Polish joint I order from occasionally that makes the best sauerkraut I've ever had.
George Oscar Bluth II
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Judge Doom, is that you?
Funky Papa
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To put it midly, if you go out on a date and order either sauerkraut or Brussel sprouts, you are fucking up.
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I like the new rocket raccoon comic. Silly but I dig it.
#whitechicksGOAT
Terry Crews is my hero. He's hilarious on Brooklyn Nine Nine.
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George Oscar Bluth II
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I find White Chicks quite unfunny, apart from very few Terry Crews moments. The makeup is also unconvincing and scary.
Move bitch. White chicks is great.
The makeup being so horrible is one of the reasons it's so funny.
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Is this real life?
Can't even tell anymore.
Bad makeup you say?
Stephen's inspiration when he did yours.
Can't even tell anymore.
Bad makeup you say?
Stephen's inspiration when he did yours.
RobotNinjaHornets
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I didn't know people actually liked White Chicks
What is happening
What is happening
Rob, go re watch it and you'll see why. It's hilarious.
:NEGATIVEMAN:
And yeah that thread is messed.
:NEGATIVEMAN:
And yeah that thread is messed.
Funky Papa
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What do you do when you are a lazy ass bachelor and don't feel like ironing your shit? You leave the clothes on the board and take the next shirt. So I've been doing this until I ran out of spring and early summer clothes.
Two sweaters, one jacket, six t-shirts, three button up long sleeve shirts, two short sleeve shirts, four trousers two sets of bedsheets and an inordinate amount of socks and undies, most of it out of the picture.
Somebody send help.
Two sweaters, one jacket, six t-shirts, three button up long sleeve shirts, two short sleeve shirts, four trousers two sets of bedsheets and an inordinate amount of socks and undies, most of it out of the picture.
Somebody send help.
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Currently listening to Warpaint (self-titled)
Fuck this album is so good. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. So. fucking. good.
Was your toaster broken?
Fuck this album is so good. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. So. fucking. good.
Was your toaster broken?
How do you live?
NinjaBoiX
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Aww yiss boyeeee, choice.
My introduction to this band. I was like, "OK woah, who be this?":
Warpaint - Undertow
yes yesyes undertow yes
Love is to Die
My clothes aren't wrinkled when they come out of the dryer.
Discovered this album today, so summer.
You can do eet!
You Know Nothing
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God, I can't wait to listen to Warpaint while drunk.
I may discover the meaning of life.
I may discover the meaning of life.
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Haven't read through it yet, but the title killed me.
Russian judge 9/10 for mental gymnastics for sure
NinjaBoiX
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Tricky feat. Martina Topley-Bird - Makes Me Wanna Die
Everyone should have some Tricky in their life, dude is to cool for school. Martina Topley-Bird is amazeballs too, Quixotic is one of my favourite records.
Bonus pic I just saw on FB, purely for the feels:
So mint.
Everyone should have some Tricky in their life, dude is to cool for school. Martina Topley-Bird is amazeballs too, Quixotic is one of my favourite records.
Bonus pic I just saw on FB, purely for the feels:
So mint.
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