Why u gotz ta call me out lik dat bro?
That's all I need to know. We're on! BJ's a BJ is my motto. Plus if you're under the table I can just imagine you're a girl. We're cool.
Why u gotz ta call me out lik dat bro?
Y'all be needing WhatsApp in your life.
No.Y'all be needing WhatsApp in your life.
have it, but haven't been added yet... :|
Whatsapp sucks
Gotta pay for this crap?
Jake you're slacking on the buttsapp.
Is it gay if I don't look at him while he gives me a BJ and pretend he's a girl?
IT'S BECAUSE I DON'T CURRENTLY HAVE A SMARTPHONE.
#confession #realtalk #I'mafreak
Stephen helped me get the biggest confidence boost last night.
Did you get laid or what?
Megan, pls respond.
Poet just showed me that god is real.
Nah.
There was this super hot guy Stephen and Giulia knew from when they were younger and we were all talking to him at the party. He asked Stephen for my name again and then said I was cute and that he liked me. He also said "I love you" (jokingly of course) while I was playing beer pong and I was all *SWOON*.
Gugi also told him to say bye to me and he apparently was like "yeah where is she? I want to say goodbye" and I hugged him.
I decided not to pursue it but dayum I felt good after.
Also Stephen and Jake, I'm sorry I didn't hit it so you both can live(stephens words) vicariously through me. Or get deets.
I just came.Further proof God is real. An ice cream bar variation.
Nah.
There was this super hot guy Stephen and Giulia knew from when they were younger and we were all talking to him at the party. He asked Stephen for my name again and then said I was cute and that he liked me. He also said "I love you" (jokingly of course) while I was playing beer pong and I was all *SWOON*.
Gugi also told him to say bye to me and he apparently was like "yeah where is she? I want to say goodbye" and I hugged him.
I decided not to pursue it but dayum I felt good after.
Also Stephen and Jake, I'm sorry I didn't hit it so you both can live(stephens words) vicariously through me. Or get deets.
Poet just showed me that god is real.
I just came.
*when I visited Ireland all the chocolate tasted better.
He was one of the hottest guys there and from what I've heard a lot of girls like him. His ex was there too(with someone but ex none the less and she's apparently rude) so I just didn't want to be a part of any drama. I mean, I can handle it but It's not worth it.Why'd you not pursue it?!?
Congratz though!
lol, Stephen knows me too damn well.
Still querl, you better werq.
Oh god, I remember Flake bar
That's exactly what I was referencing.
Ah flake.
McDonalds has offered soft served cones w/ a Flake for years and years in Aus.
Oy Jake, for when you make your way to Vancouver.
I care about your health <3
Speaking of getting laid, gratz Smiley! I totally forgot to respond properly since I was drunk haha
A real gentleman. <3
I think I can spare enough calories for a few loads.
Oh wow I'm doing this.
Windam bailout gif?
can I brofist you? Whatever, I'm doing it. -brofist-
Come back, Dawg. Come back.
I'll give you a bone for your birthday.
[edit]: Just to clarify, I mean an actual bone. Not my bone.
Windam bailout gif?
WhatsApp is a battery killer, holy shit.