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[Funky Papa]

I think the average age of most of the male posters in that body hair thread must be about 14.

And that's after I posted there.

 

[Windam]

Really? It's barely used any on mine, 3% for this whole time.

What phone have you got? WhatsApp has used 10% of my battery (second on my list after my screen at 48% :/) so far. I have the OG North American Galaxy Note, SGH-i717.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I'm too tired to check that thread out. What's happening there?

 

[LuffyZoro]

What phone have you got? WhatsApp has used 10% of my battery (second on my list after my screen at 48% :/) so far. I have the OG North American Galaxy Note, SGH-i717.

I've got the LG G2, T-Mobile. It's actually the second to last thing on my list.

 

[Halo 2]

Are people arguing women's rights or something?
Some people shave some don't. I've already exhausted myself typing this.

 

[LuffyZoro]

I think the average age of most of the male posters in that body hair thread must be about 14.

Yeah... I'm not a fan of tons of body hair, but some of the people in that thread...

 

[Windam]

It's a Man's RIGHT to have his gal shave, and a Woman's DUTY to shave for her boy.

One and done.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Looking at the last page... I enjoy seeing silly people banned.

 

[You Know Nothing]

It's a Man's RIGHT to have his gal shave, and a Woman's DUTY to shave for her boy.

One and done.

Your avatar should be the new trollface.

 

[Windam]

Don't be too quick to shop me into too many gifs and stuff just yet. Take things easy otherwise you'll kill this like GAF kills reaction gifs.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I'm too tired to check that thread out. What's happening there?

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120806503&postcount=801

In a nutshell, society should expect women to shave because, well, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Also hair on girls is apparently made of slime or something, I don't know.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Don't be too quick to shop me into too many gifs and stuff just yet. Take things easy otherwise you'll kill this like GAF kills reaction gifs.

Banderas.gif

Never forget.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120806503&postcount=801

In a nutshell, society should expect women to shave because, well, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Also hair on girls is apparently made of slime or something, I don't know.

 

[You Know Nothing]

People who tell other people what they should do with their own bodies are assholes. Point blank.

It's in the same vein of bullshit that every pro-life advocate spews.

 

[Funky Papa]

God damn, I did fuck this chicken.

If forgot to put screw the pressure valve on my programmable electric pot and the last drop of humidity was released from it during 3 hours of slow cooking. All the veggies are now charcoal and stuck to the bottom of it, with the chicken sitting on top almost as if nothing happened.

I think most of the chicken is still salvageable assuming it doesn't smell of burnt veggies, but it's 3:38 in the morning and I'm not fucking going to wait for it to cool in order to do a proper taste test, let alone clean this shit right now.

Fuck this chicken and fuck this world.

Edit: This is why I need a maid.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

God damn, I did fuck this chicken.

If forgot to put screw the pressure valve on my programmable electric pot and the last drop of humidity was released from it during 3 hours of slow cooking. All the veggies are now charcoal and stuck to the bottom of it, with the chicken sitting on top almost as if nothing happened.

I think most of the chicken is still salvageable assuming it doesn't smell of burnt veggies, but it's 3:38 in the morning and I'm not fucking going to wait for it to cool in order to do a proper taste test, let alone clean this shit right now.

Fuck this chicken and fuck this world.

Edit: This is why I need a maid.

Food stories like this make me sad

 

[Windam]

God damn, I did fuck this chicken.

If forgot to put screw the pressure valve on my programmable electric pot and the last drop of humidity was released from it during 3 hours of slow cooking. All the veggies are now charcoal and stuck to the bottom of it, with the chicken sitting on top almost as if nothing happened.

I think most of the chicken is still salvageable assuming it doesn't smell of burnt veggies, but it's 3:38 in the morning and I'm not fucking going to wait for it to cool in order to do a proper taste test, let alone clean this shit right now.

Fuck this chicken and fuck this world.

Edit: This is why I need a maid.

I want Veronica Rodriguez to clean my place. *_*

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm now looking at erotic costumes on Amazon.

This is all your fault, Kevin.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

That zombie praying mantis thread ;_;

 

[Windam]

I'm now looking at erotic costumes on Amazon.

This is all your fault, Kevin.

...how?! Al is the one who said he needs a maid!

That zombie praying mantis thread ;_;

I don't know why I clicked it. I don't know what the fuck that thing is.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

I don't know why I clicked it. I don't know what the fuck that thing is.

It's now 3am here...I was planning to sleep ;_;

 

[You Know Nothing]

Also, there is no way in seven hells I am watching that fucking video.

...how?! Al is the one who said he needs a maid!

Because everything is your fault just because.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

God damn, I did fuck this chicken.

Ouch. I'd post a relavent picture but I don't want to get banned.

In my home-owning adventure today, I broke into my own house because the latch wouldn't work. I got a ladder from the shed and went ass over tea kettle through a window into the master bedroom.

 

[Halo 2]

I beat a video game!

Achievement unlocked.

I can't remember the last time I actually fully beat one.

My backlog is real.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

Also, there is no way in seven hells I am watching that fucking video.

Watch iiiiit. Feel the pain that Windam and I bear.

 

[corduroyCUCK]

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showpost.php?p=120806503&postcount=801

In a nutshell, society should expect women to shave because, well, that's just how the cookie crumbles.

Also hair on girls is apparently made of slime or something, I don't know.

that thread is destroying my confidence in humanity.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I beat a video game!

Achievement unlocked.

I can't remember the last time I actually fully beat one.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

AAARGH, THERE'S A SPIDER WORM VIDEO D:

 

[Windam]

AAARGH, THERE'S A SPIDER WORM VIDEO D:

NOPE. NOT AGAIN!

 

[LuffyZoro]

Ouch. I'd post a relavent picture but I don't want to get banned.

 

[Duress]

I haven't shaven or trimmed in 3 months. Come at me, bro!

I have a ZZ Top thing going.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, ohhhhhhhhhhhhh.

You guys should totally watch the video of a jewel wasp zombifying a cockroach to make it a home for its eggs. You'll actually feel bad for the cockroach.

 

[George Oscar Bluth II]

NOPE. NOT AGAIN!

I'M WATCHING IT OH MY GOD WHY AM I WATCHING IT

 

[Transhuman]

Why would you want your cookies to crumble? If you need to hold a hand under your mouth every time you take a bite then that is a waste of a perfectly good hand.

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

http://thehostages.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/chick-magnet-guy-with-chickens.jpg

Something like that. More PoV.

I haven't shaven or trimmed in 3 months. Come at me, bro!

That would be fun except for the moustache-eating.

That thread hurt my brain.

 

[Halo 2]

Why would you want your cookies to crumble? If you need to hold a hand under your mouth every time you take a bite then that is a waste of a perfectly good hand.

Trans you have wjatsapp??
Eeeee new bryan lee o malley book tomorrow!

 

[Transhuman]

I burnt out the wifi adaptor on my phone, am broke as shit, will dance for food.

 

[corduroyCUCK]

ew gross women with body hair

 

[Halo 2]

Guys have you heard of zella day!?
http://youtu.be/go2b07t18mo

 

[Transhuman]

ew gross women with body hair

It is pretty gross though (on everyone). I kinda wanna shave my armpits just to see how it feels.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Nah, breh.

Body hair is magnificent.

 

[Halo 2]

I want cheesecake

 

[You Know Nothing]

I want cheesecake

It's actually been forever since I've had it.

DIDN'T EVEN HAVE IT ON MY FUCKING BIRTHDAY. I FEEL CHEATED.

 

[Windam]

Take that, Mizrabel!

Just beat the final stage of the Castle of Illusion remake.

 

[Duress]

I'm going for a nice landing strip for my junk

 

[Windam]

I'm going for a nice landing strip for my junk

You're a girl? I'VE BEEN DUPED!

 

[Duress]

You're a girl? I'VE BEEN DUPED!

I'm a man, baby!

 

[You Know Nothing]

Treasure trails tbh.

 

[Windam]

I'm a man, baby!

Which dudes shave themselves a landing strip? We already have a treasure trail...

EDIT: DAMMIT, JAKE. YOU COULDN'T WAIT ONE MORE SECOND?!

 

[Sai-kun]

Oy Jake, for when you make your way to Vancouver.

I care about your health <3

add to -> frequent

 

[corduroyCUCK]

Treasure trails tbh.

treasure trails that start at the neck