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FakeGAF 3.0: The Thirsty Games
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wsoxfan1214
Banned
I heard that too... :|
Psychic spies from China
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it settles in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is it war you're waging
First born unicorn
Hard core, soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Cailfornication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off Station to Station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Well, everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation
First born unicorn
Hard core, soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They are just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you're craving
First born unicorn
Hard core, soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Where is everyone?
Try to steal your mind's elation
Little girls from Sweden
Dream of silver screen quotations
And if you want these kind of dreams
It's Californication
It's the edge of the world
And all of western civilization
The sun may rise in the east
At least it settles in a final location
It's understood that Hollywood
Sells Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Celebrity skin is this your chin
Or is it war you're waging
First born unicorn
Hard core, soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Cailfornication
Marry me girl be my fairy to the world
Be my very own constellation
A teenage bride with a baby inside
Getting high on information
And buy me a star on the boulevard
It's Californication
Space may be the final frontier
But it's made in a Hollywood basement
And Cobain can you hear the spheres
Singing songs off Station to Station
And Alderaan's not far away
It's Californication
Born and raised by those who praise
Control of population
Well, everybody's been there
And I don't mean on vacation
First born unicorn
Hard core, soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Destruction leads to a very rough road
But it also breeds creation
And earthquakes are to a girl's guitar
They are just another good vibration
And tidal waves couldn't save the world
From Californication
Pay your surgeon very well
To break the spell of aging
Sicker than the rest, there is no test
But this is what you're craving
First born unicorn
Hard core, soft porn
Dream of Californication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Dream of Cailfornication
Where is everyone?
I actually typed those out! You don't have proof that I didn't!
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Trying to decide whether Californication, Scar Tissue, Otherside, Can't Stop, By The Way, Under the Bridge or Snow is my favourite RHCP song.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
HAH!
You and Windam are like the Yin and Yang of FakeGAF
Dani California and Especially in Michigan for me. Don't Forget Me is another fave for me.
corduroyCUCK
Banned
If you go, i will surely die.
Everyone does, secretly.
My point is that you're a demented time-dragon that likely came out of a black hole. Badger is a gay Canadian dancing in field of flowers.
I just had to use the pic... :|
:'(
Are you saying Emily's (sorry, mom!) vagina/dragon cave is possibly a black hole?
Insulting my mother? That's as bad as biting your thumb at me, sirrah!
Soul To Squeeze is mine. Great for karaoke too.
Alright so I have this WhatsApp thing. What do I do now?
HAH! My apologies Emily. That was not intentional.
HAH! My apologies Emily. That was not intentional.
PM Funky with your phone number and international dialing code.
We wouldn't have a lot of these great gifs without you... ;D
corduroyCUCK
Banned
NinjaBoiX
Member
"Snow" is utter pants, so lame and limp:
"Hey oh,
Listen what I say oh,"
Kiedis pls
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
NinjaBoiX
Member
Trans, have you not heard the albums? Don't just pick the singles mane:
RHCP - I Could Have Lied
RHCP - Pretty Little Ditty
RHCP - Cabron
RHCP - I Could Have Lied
RHCP - Pretty Little Ditty
RHCP - Cabron
d) got her the number of hot football guy
you sound a bit needy
just a bit? I'm very needy, thanks
Maybe she's just so in luv w/ u that she's trying to think of the perfect responses
Maybe that's it
NinjaBoiX
Member
Are you gauging their interest on their reluctance to respond to text messages? Because this may not be the best barometer fella, girls love sending text messages.
corduroyCUCK
Banned
I like the cut of your jib
No. I gauge their interest on us having set up a third date. Girl still texts back like crap.
To be fair apparently she once ignored her friend for an entire month, so I should be happy about my "several hours to a day" quota.
BlueBadger
Banned
That's.. pretty spot on actually :3
corduroyCUCK
Banned
the girl i've been seeing for 3 months is pretty awful at texting, which at first was jarring since i'm used to long-distance text-heavy relationships but it's all good
^^^
oh, i meant to tell you that Honey Pie is one of my favorite Beatles songs. i quite like songs about film
corduroyCUCK
Banned
NinjaBoiX
Member
oh man,
poor ringo
NOT IN MY LIFE
She also takes hours in the evenings
I'm needy
I'm trying to hold myself in check, do you have any idea how much effort it takes
There was a giant leatherjacket on my door and I threw a show at it and ran screaming and then I came back and there's no body so now I don't know where it is. :negativeman:
Oh you. Thinking it's Stephen who would do all that and not the other way around <3
Oh you. Thinking it's Stephen who would do all that and not the other way around <3
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