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[corduroyCUCK]

goodnight

 

[AcridMeat]

This one time botty and I bumped beats.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

aww yiss

This one time botty and I bumped beats.

Deets.

 

[Wazzy]

d) got her the number of hot football guy

Oh hunty I could have done that myself. :nailpolishemoji:

 

[Smiley90]

Oh hunty I could have done that myself. :nailpolishemoji:

sure you could've

so when are you wingwomaning me

how does that even work

 

[MutFox]

Why am I still awake... :|

 

[Turin]

That's.. pretty spot on actually :3

I figured as much. :3

There was a giant leatherjacket on my door and I threw a show at it and ran screaming and then I came back and there's no body so now I don't know where it is. :negativeman:

What?

 

[Clydefrog]

Oh you. Thinking it's Stephen who would do all that and not the other way around <3

I know he's not handicapped because of his physique, so... something's off here. Are you two sure you aren't banging?

goodnight

WINDAM GIF

WINDAM IN THE BACK

aww yiss

Deets.

dude switch it back to Her

bonus song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpbGNCmMrEs

 

[Wazzy]

sure you could've

so when are you wingwomaning me

how does that even work

I totally could have.

He has however helped me get a number from a hot guy in vegas(I have facebook photos with him!) where he told him to buy me a drink and have me his number. Then I did the rest with my sweet texting skills huehurhue

 

[Funky Papa]

I just want to say that as a guy, wingwomaning is both incredibly rare and endearing. It also avoids lots of awful misunderstandings when approaching groups.

More of that, ladies.

 

[Smiley90]

I know he's not handicapped because of his physique, so... something's off here. Are you two sure you aren't banging?

He made the choice to be gay

clearly

 

[MutFox]

What?

Haven't you ever thrown a show for giant leatherjacket ghost?

 

[AcridMeat]

Deets.

botty got a body which cooked my meat.

Spoiler

plug.dj/music-is-fun

 

[Wazzy]

What?

Leatherjacket is a bug. It looks like a bigger mosquito.

Also I meant shoe! LOL

I know he's not handicapped because of his physique, so... something's off here. Are you two sure you two aren't banging?

Well he happens to like dick and is more of a girl than most so I think you understand~

 

[Turin]

Haven't you ever thrown a show for ghost giant leatherjacket?

 

[Transhuman]

Why do beekeepers always carry around those pointy swords?

 

[Smiley90]

Leatherjacket is a bug. It looks like a bigger mosquito.

Well he happens to like dick and is more of a girl than most so I think you understand~

That just reminds me

this girl from Friday

had no gag reflex

I'm still baffled

 

[Wazzy]

That just reminds me

this girl from Friday

had no gag reflex

I'm still baffled

Ooooh female Stephen!

How was it?

 

[Clydefrog]

i'm eliminating flowers but I still want to know what it was

i need closure!

edit: WOW, not referring to smiley's post

 

[Smiley90]

Ooooh female Stephen!

How was it?

I could feel her throat on my tip

it was weird/awesome

less saliva-y than I imagined it to be

 

[AcridMeat]

Leatherjacket is a bug. It looks like a bigger mosquito.

Also I meant shoe! LOL

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that makes way more sense. I thought you were trying to say a stranger's leather jacket was at your door so you screamed and then it was gone when you checked again and were freaking out more.

A mosquito hawk is way more harmless. Though one flew into my jacket once and I had a frantic dance to get it the hell off of me.

 

[Turin]

Leatherjacket is a bug. It looks like a bigger mosquito.

When faced with an evil bug you must have no mercy and attack.

 

[Clydefrog]

I could feel her throat on my tip

it was weird/awesome

less saliva-y than I imagined it to be

ninjaboix is trying to find a hayley williams gif for this right now

 

[Wazzy]

i'm eliminating flowers but I still want to know what it was

i need closure!

edit: WOW, not referring to smiley's post

Hmmnmm you can eliminate one, driving,

See if you can guess now. :]

I could feel her throat on my tip

it was weird/awesome

less saliva-y than I imagined it to be

Oh well that's good!

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, that makes way more sense. I thought you were trying to say a stranger's leather jacket was at your door so you screamed and then it was gone when you checked again and were freaking out more.

A mosquito hawk is way more harmless. Though one flew into my jacket once and I had a frantic dance to get it the hell off of me.

Yeah they're not harmful and usually I handle them but this one was HUGE.

Like, almost the size of a fist. And it was just waiting for me.

When faced with an evil bug you must have no mercy and attack.

If only I knew where it was.

 

[Smiley90]

ninjaboix is trying to find a hayley williams gif for this right now

let me have this moment okay

not something that happens to me usually

 

[Transhuman]

let me have this moment okay

not something that happens to me usually

<deletes post that says "gross gross gross">

 

[Smiley90]

<deletes post that says "gross gross gross">

how's that gross

 

[Turin]

Yeah they're not harmful and usually I handle them but this one was HUGE.

Like, almost the size of a fist. And it was just waiting for me.

If only I knew where it was.

Then you must hunt him.

This will be Wazzy soon:

 

[Clydefrog]

Hmmnmm you can eliminate one, driving,

See if you can guess now. :]

i'm goomba be pissed if it's actually flowers

... so, BlueBadger sent you a really encouraging note!

 

[Transhuman]

how's that gross

Humans are gross, fluids are gross, dead animals washed up on the beach are gross.

 

[Wazzy]

Then you must hunt him.

This will be Wazzy soon:

It actually will be. Then I'll be found beaten tomorrow morning.

i'm goomba be pissed if it's actually flowers

... so, BlueBadger sent you a really encouraging note!

WRONG ANSWER

I'll give you a hint:

Spoiler

you can eliminate one more

I'm wondering if you'll actually figure it out next answer

 

[Clydefrog]

Expected better out of him, TBH.

 

[Wazzy]

Expected better out of him, TBH.

No wrong an-AHAHAHDFIDJSIE THE LEATHERJSCKET IS BAXKR FZICKDOXEX

 

[AcridMeat]

That reads like a radio signal getting torn up by static and tears.

 

[Turin]

It actually will be. Then I'll be found beaten tomorrow morning.

You gotta fight him, Rocky!

 

[Clydefrog]

No wrong an-AHAHAHDFIDJSIE THE LEATHERJSCKET IS BAXKR FZICKDOXEX

That reads like a radio signal getting torn up by static and tears.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idjyusDUGSc

 

[AcridMeat]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idjyusDUGSc

Well that was random. Nature amazes me.

 

[Wazzy]

My heart still hasn't recovered. It's taken over my room. I've lost guys,

Also Clyde you're still wrong bae. <3

 

[Clydefrog]

Well then, Wazzzy, you clearly chose something out of my original three choices. I'm going to bed!

(cheater)

 

[The_Poet]

My heart still hasn't recovered. It's taken over my room. I've lost guys,

Also Clyde you're still wrong bae. <3

Try and get a picture of it.

Spoiler

And put it on whatsapp

 

[Wazzy]

Well then, Wazzzy, you clearly chose something out of my original three choices. I'm going to bed!

(cheater)

Haha alright, alright I'll tell you.

 

[Turin]

My heart still hasn't recovered. It's taken over my room. I've lost guys,

Also Clyde you're still wrong bae. <3

And I'm guessing Badger bought you something.

 

[NinjaBoiX]

I could feel her throat on my tip

it was weird/awesome

less saliva-y than I imagined it to be

ninjaboix is trying to find a hayley williams gif for this right now

Clyde loves Williams more than me.

wot a creep

botty got a body which cooked my meat.

<deletes post that says "gross gross gross">

Human tongues are soft, wet and warm. They feel mint on a human penis.

Just wait man, once you pop you can't stop™.

 

[The_Poet]

Holy shiggles.

I didnt even recognize it was Ninj with that avatar.

I see you've fully immersed yourself in Manchester flavoured slime

 

[Funky Papa]

Are we... are we talking about deepthroating?

 

[Funky Papa]

Yeah they're not harmful and usually I handle them but this one was HUGE.

Like, almost the size of a fist. And it was just waiting for me.

#innuendo

 

[Linius]

#notpopgaf

 

[Funky Papa]

 

[Rubbish King]

#notpopgaf

ma waifu

 

[The_Poet]

Anyone drink black tea?