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[SolVanderlyn]

of all the animals people commonly eat I find the eating of pigs most egregious

a pig is like a dog. it's your friend. you don't torture and eat your friend

I find bacon and pork gross anyway

 

[Misha]

I'm tired of meat and milk does bad things to me so

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Writing prompt reddit has some gold:

"You are Gabe Newell, investigating yet another dead Half Life 3 dev team."

 

[marrec]

People should be eating more salads anyway.

.... but thinking about it, I could never go fully vegan, I love cheese too much.

 

[Turin]

I remember a few movies with pig protagonists when I was a wee lad.

So far his father just seems like an officious, haughty asshole.

I'm currently on S1E7.

*nods head*

 

[Jobbs]

I'm tired of meat and milk does bad things to me so

did you just level up and become vegan in front of us?

 

[You Know Nothing]

People should be eating more salads anyway.

.... but thinking about it, I could never go fully vegan, I love cheese too much.

lmao

Basically why I couldn't. Cheeses and yogurt.

 

[marrec]

It's milk and eggs bitch

 

[You Know Nothing]

I remember a few movies with pig protagonists when I was a wee lad.

Babe and Gordy (which is a low rent Babe but I prefer it.)

They even came out the same year. And Gordy actually released a few months sooner.

 

[Chuckie]

If I'd stop eating pork I'd have no reason to go to Germany anymore.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Babe, from the director of Mad Max: Fury Road

 

[Ceallach]

did you just level up and become vegan in front of us?

That's not leveling up. That's like doing an all white mage run.

 

[Jobbs]

That's not leveling up. That's like doing an all white mage run.

eat my leaves

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

someone tuck me in

 

[Ceallach]

eat my leaves

No. I have bacon and sausage. And you wonder why you can't do pull ups. Your macros suck

someone tuck me in

Omw

 

[You Know Nothing]

someone tuck me in

Read tuck as fuck.

This thread has finally fully insinuated itself into my soul.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

i just want someone to snuggle me until i fall asleep and al;so read me a bedtime story

 

[Misha]

did you just level up and become vegan in front of us?

I'm not vegan cause I'd have to cook my own meals and sharing a kitchen with the person who owns it is very frustrating.

I've been talking about wanting to be full vegan awhile tho and when I cook I don't use any meat so it's at least some of the time.

 

[Vazra]

i just want someone to snuggle me until i fall asleep and al;so read me a bedtime story

Can I read you The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo short version?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Can I read you The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo short version?

u can read me whatever

 

[Jobbs]

No. I have bacon and sausage. And you wonder why you can't do pull ups. Your macros suck

funky make her stop bullying me

 

[marrec]

OH SHIT she insulted your macros Jobbs you just going to let her do that to you?

Read tuck as fuck.

This thread has finally fully insinuated itself into my soul.

Ditto, I was like "hmmmm"

 

[Ceallach]

i just want someone to snuggle me until i fall asleep and al;so read me a bedtime story

Okay but it's gonna be volume 1 of Sailor V

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Okay but it's gonna be volume 1 of Sailor V

ok mom

 

[You Know Nothing]

u can read me whatever

50 Shades of Grey it is.

All I see is Christian’s unruly mop as his head dips lower between my legs. His usual M.O. is to circle my clitoris with his slick, crackerjack tongue but tonight he’s doing something different and – it’s exquisite!

He presses his tongue flat against me as he laps at me with long strokes. He starts at the bottom and sweeps it upward in lazy, even lengths. Every time he comes up, I catch his eyes, blazing fire with pleasure and thick desire. Fuck! As always the pressure is just right and as he stops and re-connects with me again – there, yes! Right there! – I get a 1000 volt jolt, straight to my core.

 

[Jobbs]

OH SHIT she insulted your macros Jobbs you just going to let her do that to you?

I'm getting PRETTY PISSED OFF HERE! RNRNNNNGHHH!!!

:: pets tiny cat ::

50 Shades of Grey it is.

Is that an actual excerpt and do women actually fucking get off to stupid trash like that? Is this a joke?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

50 Shades of Grey it is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XkLqAlIETkA

 

[marrec]

thick desire

 

[FloatOn]

is that an actual quote?

edit - me and jobbs apparently share a lizard brain today

 

[Ceallach]

ok mom

This is some weird role play but I'll go for it.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Is that an actual excerpt and do women actually fucking get off to stupid trash like that? Is this a joke?

Yes. I hope not.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

This is some weird role play but I'll go for it.

listen i'm down if you are

 

[You Know Nothing]

“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

 

[marrec]

YKN you have to stop I don't want to have this massive erection at work it's too hot

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Never forget that I fucking made it through this movie. For you guys.

 

[FloatOn]

"holy cow!"

is this the 90s or some shit

 

[You Know Nothing]

“I pull him deeper into my mouth so I can feel him at the back of my throat and then to the front again. My tongue swirls around the end. He’s my very own Christian Grey-flavored popsicle. I suck harder and harder … Hmm … My inner goddess is doing the merengue with some salsa moves.”

INNER GODDESS.

 

[marrec]

"holy cow!"

is this the 90s or some shit

"Geez louise his ding-dong is big"

 

[Bko]

"holy cow!"

is this the 90s or some shit

No, some Hindu slang

 

[Vazra]

YKN you have to stop I don't want to have this massive erection at work it's too hot

You work at an office? I could be handy

Spoiler

or mouthy

underneath your desk when these situations happen ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Jobbs]

It sounds like he turns into a demon when he eats pussy? (Or laps at it with long donkey like strokes or whatever)?

“Suddenly, he sits up and tugs my panties off and throws them on the floor. Pulling off his boxer briefs, his erection springs free. Holy cow! … He kneels up and pulls a condom onto his considerable length. Oh no … Will it? How?”

I always assumed the #1 sexy novel for women everywhere would be a little more sophisticated than this.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

123 conflicts detected

Fucking

Just

Kill me now

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I've honestly read better fanfiction than this.

 

[Bko]

It's not even sexy. Every one in this thread could shit out something 100 times more sophisticated but then all those boring housewives who bought that crap in the first place would drown in their wetness

Spoiler

I wanted to avoid the word pussy juice ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Numb]

I don't know why I was expecting you to barf at the end of the video. Im cackling at the mental image tho.



Delete my nudes babe.

Someone call jesus

 

[Ceallach]

I just watch porn and read Yaoi

 

[You Know Nothing]

I always assumed the #1 sexy novel for women everywhere would be a little more sophisticated than this.

It deadass started out as a Twilight fanfic.

So it's hardly surprising.

 

[Vazra]

I will write a 500 pages of FakeGAF fan fiction and make a film.

 

[FloatOn]

ok I got like 4 hours of sleep and I feel like I'm going to die

power through or go home?

 

[Ceallach]

ok I got like 4 hours of sleep and I feel like I'm going to die

power through or go home?

Jerk off in the head