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[Granadier]

Morning you crazy bastards.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I dreamt that I had sex at work and a little black baby piglet at home. why can't my life be like this.

 

[Granadier]

I dreamt that I had sex at work and a little black baby piglet at home. why can't my life be like this.

Was he/she a Mountie that was visiting to drop Tim Hortons and maple syrup covered waffles?

 

[Bko]

I dreamt that I had sex at work and a little black baby piglet at home. why can't my life be like this.

You disgust me.

Was he/she a Mountie that was visiting to drop Tim Hortons and maple syrup covered waffles?

Let's cover some other body parts with syrup instead ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Spoiler

I'm turning into a second Vazra, halp!

 

[Chuckie]

That is probably the most German and the most non-German statement I have ever red. Chapeau!

What is the non-German part? To me that sentence reads as the most German ever period.

 

[Misha]

This chinese television commercial for laundry detergent is the most racist thing I've seen in days



dude fucking that guy and fucking TURRETS are so annoying in this game. Turrets seem way too strong and I can't tell you how many times they've ruined my perfect play

Competitive teams rn do like mccree x3 + Reinhardt + mercy + lucio so he's definitely overpowered and I'd bet he'll be merfed. Knowing blizzard though that will take 6 months after they try to introduce a new hero that specifically counters him and it's still good enough

By turrets do you mean both bastion and torbjorn? They definitely aren't overpowered. It's likely the fault of your team composition if you can't deal with them

 

[FloatOn]

I dreamt that I had sex at work and a little black baby piglet at home. why can't my life be like this.

last night was the night for weirdness

I think I hallucinated last night. In the middle of the night I saw this black object move around on the dresser next to my bed. In my mind I saw our black cat Louie. When I finally became fully awake I realized it was just my black beanie.

 

[You Know Nothing]

This chinese television commercial for laundry detergent is the most racist thing I've seen in days

An Asian country being ignorantly racist? Shocked.

I always find this article fascinating.

 

[Jobbs]

I dreamt that I had sex at work and a little black baby piglet at home. why can't my life be like this.

I am practically living your dream:

I have sex at work and I have a baby cat here that I'm watching for the week (owners leaving town)

Competitive teams rn do like mccree x3 + Reinhardt + mercy + lucio so he's definitely overpowered and I'd bet he'll be merfed. Knowing blizzard though that will take 6 months after they try to introduce a new hero that specifically counters him and it's still good enough

By turrets do you mean both bastion and torbjorn? They definitely aren't overpowered. It's likely the fault of your team composition if you can't deal with them

I just know the cowboy guy keeps killing me and then when I look at his kill cam he didn't even have to aim, it's just a free kill when I show myself

Talking about the dwarf guy's turret and the robot guy. The dwarf guy's turret when put into a pesky place can be almost impossible to deal with, at least in pugs where you can't really coordinate very well with team

 

[Granadier]

Windumb of course.

(I really want a gif of that scene with his avatar shopped on Bran now.)

Give me like...a while to wake up.

@jobbs, working from home doesn't count!

 

[Misha]

I had a really nice dream last night. Can't quite remember it though

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I had a really nice dream last night. Can't quite remember it though

Me too, except I do. An acquaintance from school that I was attracted to invited me to see a movie. It was a weird movie and I hadn't seen her in a while so I was apprehensive about going, but I did anyway. In the end I loved the movie and so did she and we really hit it off and then I woke up.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Was he/she a Mountie that was visiting to drop Tim Hortons and maple syrup covered waffles?

it was actually a coworker which was kinda weird. but doesn't matter still had sex.

 

[Numb]

Morning you crazy bastards.

Morning dude

 

[Granadier]

it was actually a coworker which was kinda weird. but doesn't matter still had sex.

Congrats on the dream sex.

 

[marrec]

Would you rather give up bathing for a month or give up all internet of any kind for a month?

All internet.

My apartment building had problems with the hot water on Monday and Tuesday so I skipped showing on Tuesday and felt disgusting. Just, morose and fucked up all day.

I can do without the internet! Just let me DL some porn first I'll be alright.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I feel like a truly advanced society is able to live in the dream world whenever they want.

 

[Misha]

All internet.

My apartment building had problems with the hot water on Monday and Tuesday so I skipped showing on Tuesday and felt disgusting. Just, morose and fucked up all day.

I can do without the internet! Just let me DL some porn first I'll be alright.

It's crazy that just running water over your body can do so much. Feels so much better

 

[Vazra]

ok

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XveWwnBzkxY

I don't know why I was expecting you to barf at the end of the video. Im cackling at the mental image tho.

My almsot 2yr old nephew can use phones and it freaks me out

Delete my nudes babe.

 

[Bko]

What is the non-German part? To me that sentence reads as the most German ever period.

Let's put it this way: We have certain areas in Germany where incest is often referred jokingly to be part of the local culture. Then there is also the good ole eugenics to keep the blood free of bad mutation and sickness. Thus it is contradictory

it was actually a coworker which was kinda weird. but doesn't matter still had sex.

Is he hot?

 

[Chuckie]

Let's put it this way: We have certain areas in Germany where incest is often referred jokingly to be part of the local culture. Then there is also the good ole eugenics to keep the blood free of bad mutation and sickness. Thus it is contradictory

Aaaaaah. That first thing I didn't know. I was just thinking 'not prude' which is very German (with al the scheisse porn and stuff) and like you said...the eugenics.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Let's put it this way: We have certain areas in Germany where incest is often referred jokingly to be part of the local culture. Then there is also the good ole eugenics to keep the blood free of bad mutation and sickness. Thus it is contradictory



Is he hot?

not really. he's pretty cool though so I'm okay with this.

also the nazis got it all wrong. to keep the blood fresh you need to mate with people who are from a place/ethnic background that's as far away as possible. eugenics are bullshit.

 

[marrec]

I dreamt that I had sex at work and a little black baby piglet at home. why can't my life be like this.

A BABY PIGLET?!

I've always wanted to have a little pet pig I've never dreamed about it though.

It's crazy that just running water over your body can do so much. Feels so much better

Right? Maybe it's like an addiction thing, but without a nice hot shower I'm just done for the day.

 

[Chuckie]

not really. he's pretty cool though so I'm okay with this.

also the nazis got it all wrong. to keep the blood fresh you need to mate with people who are from a place as far away as possible. eugenics are bullshit.

They didn't want fresh blood... they wanted pure blood.
They wanted blond hair and blue eyes...
They wanted...me!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Delicious 80's music

 

[You Know Nothing]

They didn't want fresh blood... they wanted pure blood.
They wanted blond hair and blue eyes...
They wanted...me!

Hitler-senpai noticed me!

I have the blue eyes but dark brown hair. I was shortchanged.

 

[SystemBug]

I like that one. Especially because in Indonesian 'jahat' means evil

Haha

Wa Evil

....

Wario!!!

 

[trab pu kcip]

A BABY PIGLET?!

I've always wanted to have a little pet pig I've never dreamed about it though.



Right? Maybe it's like an addiction thing, but without a nice hot shower I'm just done for the day.

let's live together and get one! I'm pretty sure they grow up to be big pigs though. so we need a yard

 

[Chuckie]

Hitler-senpai noticed me!

 

[Bko]

Aren't there breeds that simply don't grow beyond the piglet size? Like the shit we did to dogs?

 

[Chuckie]

let's live together and get one! I'm pretty sure they grow up to be big pigs though. so we need a yard

No you have those mini-pigs. My wife wants one. Once they are grown..they are still relatively small.

 

[trab pu kcip]

doesn't even matter to me. big pigs, small pigs...they're all beautiful. and also more intelligent than dogs. keep that in mind next time you devour them

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I could do wigh a cigarette right now

Or weed

*gets Diet Coke instead*

 

[marrec]

No you have those mini-pigs. My wife wants one. Once they are grown..they are still relatively small.

let's live together and get one! I'm pretty sure they grow up to be big pigs though. so we need a yard

We can have a mini pig and a big pig and I'll carry the mini-pig in a custom made pig sling and we'll walk about the town with our pigs.

 

[trab pu kcip]

We can have a mini pig and a big pig and I'll carry the mini-pig in a custom made pig sling and we'll walk about the town with our pigs.

OMG <3 but I want a pig sling too we'll need more pigs.

 

[Chuckie]

Keep that in mind next time you devour them

Will do!

 

[Vazra]

doesn't even matter to me. big pigs, small pigs...they're all beautiful. and also more intelligent than dogs. keep that in mind next time you devour them

Maybe they can try being smarter and avoid getting cooked. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[SystemBug]

doesn't even matter to me. big pigs, small pigs...they're all beautiful. and also more intelligent than dogs. keep that in mind next time you devour them

Don't really eat pig that much anyway.

They are okay looking.

Baby mammals don't really count because they are all so cute. Honestly why are baby animals so cute. Why

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

doesn't even matter to me. big pigs, small pigs...they're all beautiful. and also more intelligent than dogs. keep that in mind next time you devour them

I really should go vegan

If I ever have kids I think I'll probably make an effort to go vegan so that they grow up vegan and don't have the same problems I do of just really liking meat >_>

 

[Chuckie]

 

[You Know Nothing]

I really should go vegan

If I ever have kids I think I'll probably make an effort to go vegan so that they grow up vegan and don't have the same problems I do of just really liking meat >_>

I could never go vegan. Giving up dairy would be impossible.

Vegetarian maybe. But I really like meat and eggs.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

doesn't even matter to me. big pigs, small pigs...they're all beautiful. and also more intelligent than dogs. keep that in mind next time you devour them

People are a lot more intelligent than dogs but that doesn't stop me devouring the hearts of my enemies in battle

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

bagels with strawberry cream cheese are great

 

[trab pu kcip]

People are a lot more intelligent than dogs but that doesn't stop me devouring the hearts of my enemies in battle

I'm fine with that.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I could never go vegan. Giving up dairy would be impossible.

Vegetarian maybe. But I really like meat and eggs.

Dairy would be fine for me, I only ever have milk in coffee and that could very easily be switched for soya milk or something.

Like, because I grew up not having milk or eggs, I basically grew up half-vegan anyway >_>

 

[trab pu kcip]

I think I accidentally got a regular coffee with milk instead of soy coffe two days ago. I never felt so sick.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

More 80's music

 

[Jobbs]

of all the animals people commonly eat I find the eating of pigs most egregious

a pig is like a dog. it's your friend. you don't torture and eat your friend

 

[marrec]

OMG <3 but I want a pig sling too we'll need more pigs.

It can't be helped we'll need at least two mini pigs

I could never go vegan. Giving up dairy would be impossible.

Vegetarian maybe. But I really like meat and eggs.

I'm already half way there seeing as I can't eat eggs and regular milk is gross to me. I use Almond milk and egg substitute in everything.

That's like, the hard part of vegan, giving up meat is much easier logistically... I just really like a well cooked steak.

 

[Vazra]

of all the animals people commonly eat I find the eating of pigs most egregious

a pig is like a dog. it's your friend. you don't torture and eat your friend

If there was an accident and I need to survive I would eat my friend if there is no option. #TrueStory

Also random gif.