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[Clydefrog]

Oh, to confirm, Bear wasn't my dog. I never had a dog growing up.

I had to live vicariously through my neighbors' awesome dogs.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Doggos, protector of the two queens you mean

 

[Clydefrog]

I swear to Doggo that my next door neighbor Jane had a really, super old dog named Sampson. He was such an old dog who would stare at me and my brother playing in the backyard. We would feed him tangerines. I miss him!

He would watch us rake the yard. He would yell at us.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Decided to do some swiping, see I have a match from the weekend.

Don't remember matching, don't remember opening with "well, you are gorgeous" (super drunk it seems) don't remember leaving her hanging on "Thanks Dan, you are good looking yourself" for the last two days.

Whoops.

You still have time to fix this!

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

I swear to Doggo that my next door neighbor Jane had a really, super old dog named Sampson. He was such an old dog who would stare at me and my brother playing in the backyard. We would feed him tangerines. I miss him!

He would watch us rake the yard. He would yell at us.

lol yell

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Wow she's bringing me back breakfast

Wow

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Wow she's bringing me back breakfast

Wow

Awesome

 

[FUME5]

Doggie can't be Commander that's me

But, Commander Shepard...

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

But, Commander Shepard...

...Oh

 

[Clydefrog]

who would Dragonz sleep with in Mass Effect 3?
the doctor?
the ROBOT?

 

[Funky Papa]

FUCK YEAH, THE PILLOWS

 

[Vazra]

FUCK YEAH, THE PILLOWS

You fuck pillows?

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Oh my god the dude I'm talking to sold me my xbone last week. We remember each other and I confirmed it was him with my receipt. What the shit this world is too small.

Xbone

There's a joke here somewhere.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Xbone

There's a joke here somewhere.

There is but I'm not clever enough to work it out.

 

[Transhuman]

You fuck pillows?

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=K4_Qzx-E2LQ

 

[Lucian Cat]

So I've given someone my number. Got someone on Snapchat. And another on fb.

What a night.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Tinder and Snapchat may actually rival FakeGAF for thirst

We've been replaced

 

[friskykillface]

But what is the thirstiest place ? 😨

 

[Transhuman]

You did all that in ONE NIGHT?

 

[Clydefrog]

Restless, young macaques.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Tinder and Snapchat may actually rival FakeGAF for thirst

We've been replaced

I'm sorry. I still love you guys.
You can still thirst over me.

You did all that in ONE NIGHT?

In about 6 hours. I have a bunch more matches I haven't even spoken with.

 

[zeemumu]

Happy birthday YKN!

 

[Jobbs]

This is the photo I just sent my friend


Edited coz y'all arent seeing my makeup free bleh face

I ONLY take makeup free photos. I should start censoring my face too

hair looks great tho =]

 

[Funky Papa]

You fuck pillows?

I'm no longer 13.

I've moved past that phase.

 

[Vazra]

I'm no longer 13.

I've moved past that phase.

oh you do the banana one?

 

[Nerdkiller]

Happy birthday YKN!

TWENTY SEVEN!

 

[trab pu kcip]

But what is the thirstiest place ? 😨

everywhere I happen to be

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

27?????

????????????

?????????????????


!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

everywhere I happen to be

The Sahara in Germany??

 

[zeemumu]

everywhere I happen to be

I still think you're too good a person to be thirsty. Germany's weird.

 

[Jobbs]

I still think you're too good a person to be thirsty. Germany's weird.

Oh please

No one is too good to be thirsty

What's that even mean

 

[Deleted member 10571]

 

[zeemumu]

Oh please

No one is too good to be thirsty

What's that even mean

I mean as thirsty as she is.

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Good morning, Jobbs

 

[trab pu kcip]

The Sahara in Germany??

precisely.

I still think you're too good a person to be thirsty. Germany's weird.

even the best of us feel the thirst.

I mean as thirsty as she is.

lol

 

[Jobbs]

I mean as thirsty as she is.

Nah she's just a human being like the rest of us breh I assure you

Good morning, Jobbs

Gm mr sparks

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Nah she's just a human being like the rest of us breh I assure you



Gm mr sparks

How are you doing? How are you celebrating the 4th of July?

 

[Jobbs]

How are you doing? How are you celebrating the 4th of July?

Right now I'm considering staying in the bath all day

 

[trab pu kcip]

I just realized...last year's 4th of July was the time I officially got together with my last bf. thank god that's over

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

Right now I'm considering staying in the bath all day

Drinking bath tub gin?

 

[Jobbs]

I just realized...last year's 4th of July was the time I officially got together with my last bf. thank god that's over

was this the guy who shits in front of you and stuff? ::shudders::

Drinking bath tub gin?

no just sitting here... not seeing any compelling reason to leave

 

[trab pu kcip]

was this the guy who shits in front of you and stuff? ::shudders::

haha he didn't do that! but the nasty one, yes. this is why I learned to control my thirst.

edit: are you in the tub every day now?

 

[Nomadic Sparks]

was this the guy who shits in front of you and stuff? ::shudders::



no just sitting here... not seeing any compelling reason to leave

:winky:

What about eating?

 

[Jobbs]

haha he didn't do that! but the nasty one, yes. this is why I learned to control my thirst.

like sometimes fear of germs/cooties/whatever actually does affect me when it comes to women but for the most part if I find someone attractive it seems to overrule most of those impulses, thankfully

but on the othyer hand I've never dated anyone who did weird bathroom shit in front of me or practiced substandard hygiene, I don't think I'd like that very much. in fact that may actually ruin me forever if that happened

:winky:

What about eating?

once I master the art of bathtub eating as trab has then I will truly be self sustaining

 

[Jobbs]

haha he didn't do that! but the nasty one, yes. this is why I learned to control my thirst.

edit: are you in the tub every day now?

ummm almost hahaha

it's my favorite thing now so... why stop

 

[zeemumu]

I just realized...last year's 4th of July was the time I officially got together with my last bf. thank god that's over

Well as long as this 4th of July ends up better than that one you can call it a successful day, right?

 

[trab pu kcip]

ummm almost hahaha

it's my favorite thing now so... why stop

actually thinking about doing the same but I actually do get bored in there :l

Well as long as this 4th of July ends up better than that one you can call it a successful day, right?

yes, won't be hard I guess. maybe I'll play some Witcher again. I'm really dragging this on, still not finished :x

 

[zeemumu]

yes, won't be hard I guess. maybe I'll play some Witcher again. I'm really dragging this on, still not finished :x

I own Witcher 1 and 2 and haven't installed either. I'll get around to it. Still have to finish Dracula though.

I'm going to a party later so I'll end up watching the fireworks from there if anywhere.

 

[Jobbs]

If I'm here tonight it'll probably be like hanging out at your house in london in 1941. Not sure if my nerves can handle it ::drops tea ::

 

[trab pu kcip]

my hormones are gearing up. my thirst levels are becoming critical. halp.