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[trab pu kcip]

Mornings

<3

 

[Xiao Hu]

So fickle.

Clyde's hunky. I'll take him if y'all are prudes.

We civilised people of the great mighty West have something called standards. Yours must be very low if they exist at all.

 

[Misha]

Agree



You could take up crochet!

I already do crochet sometimes. I get kinda impatient

 

[Chuckie]

I already do crochet sometimes. I get kinda impatient

Can you make me these?

 

[trab pu kcip]

We civilised people of the great mighty West have something called standards. Yours must be very low if they exist at all.

 

[FUME5]

There was no snap.

 

[Lucian Cat]

We civilised people of the great mighty West have something called standards. Yours must be very low if they exist at all.

Uh huh. Standards. You. Totally.

Spoiler

I will squash you like an ant, child

 

[marrec]

I already do crochet sometimes. I get kinda impatient

I knit, never got the patience to learn crochet it's so complicated :O

Uh huh. Standards. You. Totally.

Spoiler

I will squash you like an ant, child

Xiao's standards are house in a locked basement at the bottom of a homeless man's burn barrel.

 

[FUME5]

Homeless man bum barrel is the name of his sex tape.

 

[trab pu kcip]

normally I wouldn't disagree and it's probably right with the barrel and all but the homeless points definitely go to Lisa, she can't deny it! ;p

 

[Lucian Cat]

He wasn't fucking homeless!

 

[FUME5]

Hahaha

 

[trab pu kcip]

He wasn't fucking homeless!

you keep telling yourself that

 

[Chuckie]

Lisa is dating a homeless person?

 

[Xiao Hu]

Uh huh. Standards. You. Totally.

Spoiler

I will squash you like an ant, child

Oh squash me baby, squash me really hard with your....

 

[Lucian Cat]

you keep telling yourself that

I was at his house? I think I'd know.

 

[Misha]

Can you make me these?

no idea. But if you want a one color pot holder I can do that

I knit, never got the patience to learn crochet it's so complicated :O

Crocheting is way simpler than knitting. I tried knitting but I just couldn't get my fingers doing it right

I was at his house? I think I'd know.

How are you so sure it was his house

 

[Lucian Cat]

no idea. But if you want a one color pot holder I can do that


Crocheting is way simpler than knitting. I tried knitting but I just couldn't get my fingers doing it right

How are you so sure it was his house

Met the family. And all his crap was there.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

I'm pretty sure Lisa wouldn't date a homeless person, unless he was like, really hot.

 

[FloatOn]

for what it's worth I fully believe he wasn't homeless

 

[Transhuman]

I'm pretty sure Lisa wouldn't date a homeless person, unless he was like, really hot.

 

[Misha]

for what it's worth I fully believe he wasn't homeless

As someone who owns a home, your opinion should hold more weight

 

[FloatOn]

As someone who owns a home, your opinion should hold more weight

this is true

unrelated but I feel pretty crappy today. considering leaving the office for sleeping purposes.

 

[Lucian Cat]

I've matched with a hot local musician whose band I know. This is not a drill, people. This is not a drill!

 

[Vazra]

I've grown officially bored of girls.

Im here Papa. Hit me the Vazra The Down Below Lover signal and I'll be there giving you down below love. XOXO

 

[Nerdkiller]

HELLO, LADIES!

 

[Transhuman]

I've matched with a hot local musician whose band I know. This is not a drill, people. This is not a drill!

If all goes well, drilling will be performed.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Swiped left on someone solely because they had Hawaiian pizza in their profile.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Swiped left on someone solely because they had Hawaiian pizza in their profile.

The only right reaction.

I wish I had the guts to make a tinder account. I don't have the self-esteem anymore to be daring and interesting for other people though...

 

[Transhuman]

Swiped left on someone solely because they had Hawaiian pizza in their profile.

Lisa may be a maneater but she's also a meat eater.

I wish I had the guts to make a tinder account. I don't have the self-esteem anymore to be daring and interesting for other people though...

Doesn't stop me.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Lisa may be a maneater but she's also a meat eater.



Doesn't stop me.

I'm not a man eater

It's been 3 weeks. 3!

 

[trab pu kcip]

I'm not a man eater

It's been 3 weeks. 3!

3?! lol poor thang
you don't know the thirst

 

[Lucian Cat]

3?! lol poor thang
you don't know the thirst

Spoiler

and it was maybe a month before that hahaha. Looks like I might get some this weekend. Whoops

 

[trab pu kcip]

Spoiler

and it was maybe a month before that hahaha. Looks like I might get some this weekend. Whoops

Spoiler

with the band dude?

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Swiped left on someone solely because they had Hawaiian pizza in their profile.

I mean I'd smash for Hawaiian pizza

 

[Funky Papa]

I won't stand iddle while people shit on Hawaiian pizza.

 

[Nerdkiller]

I mean I'd smash for Hawaiian pizza

I won't stand iddle while people shit on Hawaiian pizza.

Uh oh. Be careful what you say around here. Saying you like Hawaiian pizza is akin to liking the Prequels 'round these parts.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Fuck ya all. Almost 1 year of dry spell and you're complaining because you haven't been dicked down for 3 fucking weeks. GIVE ME A BREAK!

 

[Transhuman]

I've never regretted eating pizza.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Uh oh. Be careful what you say around here. Saying you like Hawaiian pizza is akin to liking the Prequels 'round these parts.

Fite me

Fuck ya all. Almost 1 year of dry spell and you're complaining because you haven't been dicked down for 3 fucking weeks. GIVE ME A BREAK!

Lol its been 3 years for me sit down

 

[trab pu kcip]

I like Hawaiian pizza too, I stand with Em.

 

[Misha]

Uh oh. Be careful what you say around here. Saying you like Hawaiian pizza is akin to liking the Prequels 'round these parts.

I like both

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I like pizza period.

I also like pineapples. Throw them on a pizza? Why the hell not

 

[Vazra]

This is turning into #AllPizzaToppingsMatter.

 

[Misha]

I like pizza period.

I also like pineapples. Throw them on a pizza? Why the hell not

Pineapples are a great flavor enchanter for a lot of things. Stir fry, burgers etc

 

[Xiao Hu]

Lol its been 3 years for me sit down

You've got to be shitting me

 

[SolVanderlyn]

You've got to be shitting me

6 years and counting for me and quite possibly for the rest of my life

 

[Nerdkiller]

I like both

Ohhh, here they come now!

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

You've got to be shitting me

No joke, bruh

Count your blessings

 

[Misha]

Ohhh, here they come now!