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[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Why don't crabs give to charity?









Because their shellfish

*they're

 

[SolVanderlyn]

*they're

+1

 

[FloatOn]

*they're

Fixed

I told you guys I haven't slept worth a damn in like two weeks

 

[zeemumu]

I bought shoes from a drug dealer.


I don't know what he laced them with but I was tripping all day.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

If you're gonna do a dad joke you have to deliver the punchline correctly

Fuckin noob

Spoiler

im just giving you shit it's a good joke

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Can you dad joke as a non 30+ non-dad

 

[FloatOn]

If you're gonna do a dad joke you have to deliver the punchline correctly

Fuckin noob

I'm the worst. End me

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Can you dad joke as a non 30+ non-dad

Can you dad joke as a female

Yes

 

[trab pu kcip]

this is weird. I think I dreamed that dragonz uploaded a new pic :O

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

this is weird. I think I dreamed that dragonz uploaded a new pic :O

Kinda? Temporary new avatar

I'm the worst. End me

Read the spoiler

 

[trab pu kcip]

also weird..this popped up on my fb feed

 

[Chuckie]

Don't get pissy cause you wear cargo shorts.

Filthy stalker. I only own one pair....it's almost older than I am.

It is an ugly piece of shit but so comfy.

 

[Jobbs]

yo my favorite band is Ballbreaker... Listen to them with my room mate all the time

 

[Misha]

So apparently I can afford apartments 200$ more than the ones I've been looking at.

That's changes a lot


Okay apparently I previously overestimated income tax

 

[zeemumu]

I thought there was a container of tofu in my fridge, but looking closer it's actually a bunch of cubes of pepper jack cheese.

 

[FloatOn]

yo what should I get for lunch?

http://www.mamaromanos.com/pdfs/LunchMenu 2016rev3.pdf

 

[Ceallach]

That emotional cheating thread is annoying. I'm so tired of people being weak and soft. Satan help me.

 

[Pau]

So apparently I can afford apartments 200$ more than the ones I've been looking at.

That's changes a lot


Okay apparently I previously overestimated income tax

Exciting!

 

[trab pu kcip]

yo what should I get for lunch?

http://www.mamaromanos.com/pdfs/LunchMenu 2016rev3.pdf

eggplant thingies or Ravioli

That emotional cheating thread is annoying. I'm so tired of people being weak and soft. Satan help me.

I didn't read it but from the reactions they probably didn't have to make a thread to ask. why can't people figure out if they're being disrespected or not

 

[zeemumu]

I didn't read it but from the reactions they probably didn't have to make a thread to ask. why can't people figure out if they're being disrespected or not

I don't think people make those threads because they don't know. They make them because they want support for their own conclusions, or if their conclusions are more stressful they want other people to convince them of the latter choice. People do it in here, too.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

That emotional cheating thread is annoying. I'm so tired of people being weak and soft. Satan help me.

I dislike this attitude

Mainly because I am both weak and soft

I am the softest softboy

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Can you dad joke as a female

Yes

Does it then become a mom joke

 

[FloatOn]

I dislike this attitude

Mainly because I am both weak and soft

I am the softest softboy

maybe it's time to hit the gym then

 

[Misha]

Exciting!

Bad thing though is I turned down a place in June cause I thought it was expensive. Oh well. Mistakes happen.

 

[Ceallach]

I dislike this attitude

Mainly because I am both weak and soft

I am the softest softboy

Stop being a little bitch fuckboi. Be better. You have the capability.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

I'm soft and lean

My calves are glorious though

Leg day every day (there is no other day)

I wish I had the dedication to work out like 4+ hours a day

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

Everyone, I have a confession to make to you all

I

...

I really like CHVRCHES

Stop being a little bitch fuckboi. Be better. You have the capability.

But I like being a softboy :c

 

[FloatOn]

Everyone, I have a confession to make to you all

I

...

I really like CHVRCHES

I approve.

This is progress.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Just don't be a creepy CHVRCHES fan. They have enough of them.

 

[Ceallach]

Everyone, I have a confession to make to you all

I

...

I really like CHVRCHES


But I like being a softboy :c

What has being soft got you? A lot of distress. Be stronger for yourself. I'm not saying be cold, callous or uncaring. But do t be a fucking bitch. Recognize and realize and confront disrespect and shit. Stand up for yourself. But don't be afraid of ideas thatchallenge you or offend you. Realize it goes in every direction. No one owes you anything and you don't owe them anything.

 

[marrec]

I really like CHVRCHES


But I like being a softboy :c

THESE TWO SEEM RELATED

 

[zeemumu]

We had 4 pages to use as notes for this exam but I only filled one. I don't know what else I'd put in this.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

We had 4 pages to use as notes for this exam but I only filled one. I don't know what else I'd put in this.

Three pages of doodles

 

[zeemumu]

Three pages of doodles

Doodles have a tendency to overtake my notes

 

[Chuckie]

Stop being a little bitch fuckboi. Be better. You have the capability.

Lol. Classic Aithbreac.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Sometimes you need someone to lay down a truth bomb for you

I probably have a few that are overdue

 

[trab pu kcip]

jobbs! *O*

 

[Professor Beef]

The truth hurts tbh

 

[SolVanderlyn]

The truth hurts tbh

Fantasy land is a much nicer place to be

 

[zeemumu]

Fantasy land is a much nicer place to be

Not if Fantasy Man is there.

 

[trab pu kcip]

The truth hurts tbh

so does a big dick but you don't want to miss out

 

[Ceallach]

so does a big dick but you don't want to miss out

OMG, I knew I loved you for a reason, lol.

 

[trab pu kcip]

OMG, I knew I loved you for a reason, lol.

<333

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

so does a big dick but you don't want to miss out

lol.


I kinda want to work again in a kitchen but the wage might not be worth it. Starting again as a dishwasher first or prepping the mis en place. Good physical exercise, though. I was so damn skinny then.

 

[Misha]

A bit of assertiveness is good for your soul. You don't have to give up compassion for aggressiveness, just understanding that you speak for yourself and act for yourself so you should use that to get the best situation for you and those close to you

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Just a general disclosure that if I've inadvertently pissed anyone off or given an impression that I dislike you in this thread it is wrong, I appreciate you all

Also my dentist appt. is Thursday, not today

FUCK

YES

 

[You Know Nothing]

so does a big dick but you don't want to miss out

Big dicks are nice to look at, but I can only handle so much.

Give me an average sized dick any day.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Help.

I'm doing writing samples for a tech company but they want samples for two audiences. It's an aerospace company.

Give me ideas. I have the general popular science audience down on lock, but not the other audience.

Should it be more technical, or more for kid's? I really don't understand the question.

 

[marrec]

Help.

I'm doing writing samples for a tech company but they want samples for two audiences. It's an aerospace company.

Give me ideas. I have the general popular science audience down on lock, but not the other audience.

Should it be more technical, or more for kid's? I really don't understand the question.

When someone asks for 'two audiences' as a tech company they usually mean "general" and "technical".

 

[Misha]

Help.

I'm doing writing samples for a tech company but they want samples for two audiences. It's an aerospace company.

Give me ideas. I have the general popular science audience down on lock, but not the other audience.

Should it be more technical, or more for kid's? I really don't understand the question.

Cavemen who have suddenly been unthawed and introduced to modern society

Or

Goldfish