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[Ceallach]

yeah i know. it just doesn't help with my self esteem or depression. I guess that's why I feel so shitty idk

Look, I'm a supervisor. My guys go through 2 years of intense electronics, weapons and physical training. Our school is strictly pass/fail and has a massive attrition rate. But when they first get here, what do I make them do? Paint and fetch tools. No matter how good you are in school you always need to learn how to operate in the real world

 

[smokeandmirrors]

Look, I'm a supervisor. My guys go through 2 years of intense electronics, weapons and physical training. Our school is strictly pass/fail and has a massive attrition rate. But when they first get here, what do I make them do? Paint and fetch tools. No matter how good you are in school you always need to learn how to operate in the real world

i mean i know how to do that already thanks.

 

[marrec]

How did I end up watching TV while blissfully ironing clothes and drinking wine

edit:

Alright, got her number

 

[FloatOn]

How did I end up watching TV while blissfully ironing clothes and drinking wine

edit:

Alright, got her number

Good luck!

 

[SolVanderlyn]

How did I end up watching TV while blissfully ironing clothes and drinking wine

edit:

Alright, got her number

That sounds like a wine stain waiting to happen... be careful

 

[marrec]

That sounds like a wine stain waiting to happen... be careful

The wine is isolated on a separate table.

The ONLY way to iron is while drinking wine Sol

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Finally got private health cover. Been meaning to for like 2 years.

 

[FUME5]

Sickening.

 

[Funky Papa]

Holy poop, this chase episode in The Terror.

I'm not sleeping tonite, too scared of Arctic demons.

 

[friskykillface]

Did they hit you with this?

Haha nope, just a "alright sign here and take care man"
Was expecting a lot of questions tbh but it was simple enough

 

[liliththepale]

That sounds like a wine stain waiting to happen... be careful

My clumsy friend got a big red wine stain on her white blouse last night. She also ate a sandcrab whole on a dare, so... you know... she's not altogether with it.

Alright, got her number

You've got this! Keep us apprised

 

[FUME5]

My clumsy friend got a big red wine stain on her white blouse last night. She also ate a sandcrab whole on a dare, so... you know... she's not altogether with it.

*dabs at blouse suggestively*

EDIT

Anyone know the name of the little footing things that support shelves in cabinets and shit?

 

[Transhuman]

My clumsy friend got a big red wine stain on her white blouse last night. She also ate a sandcrab whole on a dare, so... you know... she's not altogether with it.

There's no chance someone that perfect is single so I'm not even going to ask.

 

[jb1234]

It really does my heart proud to see so many people buying Ys games.

 

[liliththepale]

There's no chance someone that perfect is single so I'm not even going to ask.

No, she's not. Also, and this feels important somehow, the wine she spilled was from a random wine glass left unattended in the hotel we were trespassing in. After the complementary fire pit and ping pong table were closed, we were walking out of the building and noticed someone had left their drink on a banister in the atrium.

*dabs at blouse suggestively*

EDIT

Anyone know the name of the little footing things that support shelves in cabinets and shit?

I think that's just a shelving bracket, but there may be other names for it.

 

[FUME5]

I think that's just a shelving bracket, but there may be other names for it.

Nah, it's not a bracket, it's the small ones that sit at the four corners in flat pack stuff. Need one for a shelf in the office kitchen that keeps falling and breaking coffee cups but can't think of the damn name for them to figure out the closest place to get them.

 

[Vazra]

It really does my heart proud to see so many people buying Ys games.

Im only missing ys ark of napishtim I think. I should finish the games this year.

Fucking autocorrect

 

[FUME5]

Im only missing ys ark of napishtim I think. I should finish the games this year.

Fucking autocorrect

I read that as Ark of Nepotism at first.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

My clumsy friend got a big red wine stain on her white blouse last night. She also ate a sandcrab whole on a dare, so... you know... she's not altogether with it.

Was it... alive? o_o

 

[Transhuman]

Was it... alive? o_o

A gentleman never asks and a lady never tells.

 

[zeemumu]

Zelda Williams appears to be trans in this show, and deep into the grunge era

 

[liliththepale]

Was it... alive? o_o

Yes. We teased her about the wriggling for the next several hours, about how sandcrabs are used to burrowing in dark damp places, et cetera.

 

[Transhuman]

I want to burrow into her heart.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Yes. We teased her about the wriggling for the next several hours, about how sandcrabs are used to burrowing in dark damp places, et cetera.

NOT SURE IF TROLLING

 

[liliththepale]

I want to burrow into her heart.

I'll let you know if she's ever single again.

NOT SURE IF TROLLING

No. I'm being dead honest.

Zelda Williams appears to be trans in this show, and deep into the grunge era

Which show?

 

[Jobbs]

Yes. We teased her about the wriggling for the next several hours, about how sandcrabs are used to burrowing in dark damp places, et cetera.

one of these guys?

your friend is really freaking metal

 

[liliththepale]

one of these guys?

your friend is really freaking metal

No, one of these.

 

[zeemumu]

Which show?

Dead of summer

 

[FUME5]

From one of the Dead By Daylight reviews:

Another issue facing Dead By Daylight is that it’s a horror-themed Evolve at its core, and shares many of the same problems.

Called it.

No, one of these.

Your girl is loco in the coco.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

That poor crab

 

[Jobbs]

No, one of these.

ahh

my assessment of her metalness stands

 

[liliththepale]

Dead of summer

Oh, it only premiers tonight. That's why I've never heard of it. Well I'm sure Hulu will be telling me all about it tomorrow morning.

Your girl is loco in the coco.

Yes but she's fun to hang out with because then I have stories like this.

 

[jb1234]

Im only missing ys ark of napishtim I think. I should finish the games this year.

Fucking autocorrect

I liked Napishtim a lot. The Steam version is even better since it includes fast travel, among other tweaks.

 

[FUME5]

That poor crab

Don't start the fucking ethics of eating meat debate again.

Yes but she's fun to hang out with because then I have stories like this.

Damn straight.

 

[jb1234]

Don't start the fucking ethics of eating meat debate again.

I'm glad I slept through it. Reading the archive was an excruciating enough five minutes.

 

[Jobbs]

I made the mistake of close shaving and irritating my skin not long before applying my zinc cream. Felt like someone threw acid in my face. I've never felt so much pain. Worse than childbirth

 

[Pau]

Gossiping with my mum about my sister's shitty boyfriend: "She thinks he's the last coca-cola in the desert." Gonna have to remember that line.

 

[jb1234]

I made the mistake of close shaving and irritating my skin not long before applying my zinc cream. Felt like someone threw acid in my face. I've never felt so much pain. Worse than childbirth

I'm not particularly convinced you're qualified enough to make this pronouncement, bud.

 

[liliththepale]

I made the mistake of close shaving and irritating my skin not long before applying my zinc cream. Felt like someone threw acid in my face. I've never felt so much pain. Worse than childbirth

Talking about metal right there.

 

[FUME5]

I made the mistake of close shaving and irritating my skin not long before applying my zinc cream. Felt like someone threw acid in my face. I've never felt so much pain. Worse than childbirth

What if you shaved your balls too close and then applied zinc cream downstairs?

Gossiping with my mum about my sister's shitty boyfriend: "She thinks he's the last coca-cola in the desert." Gonna have to remember that line.

That's one of the last things you'd want to drink when you're dehydrated though.

 

[liliththepale]

I'm not particularly convinced you're qualified enough to make this pronouncement, bud.

that's just something he says

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=207912855&highlight=childbirth#post207912855
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=199554842&highlight=childbirth#post199554842
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=199331968&highlight=childbirth#post199331968
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=198818529&highlight=childbirth#post198818529
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=197469829&highlight=childbirth#post197469829
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=196607990&highlight=childbirth#post196607990

 

[jb1234]

that's just something he says

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=207912855&highlight=childbirth#post207912855
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=199554842&highlight=childbirth#post199554842
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=199331968&highlight=childbirth#post199331968
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=198818529&highlight=childbirth#post198818529
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=197469829&highlight=childbirth#post197469829
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=196607990&highlight=childbirth#post196607990

It cracks me up you did a search for this. Now we need to make a spreadsheet containing every FakeGAF member's recurring phrases!

 

[Jobbs]

Gossiping with my mum about my sister's shitty boyfriend: "She thinks he's the last coca-cola in the desert." Gonna have to remember that line.

I so rarely get a nice gossip going. I'm jealous.

I'm not particularly convinced you're qualified enough to make this pronouncement, bud.

It's standard procedure for women to have an epidural, so under most circumstances an ice cream headache is worse than childbirth

Spoiler

I actually don't know shit about this, please no one hurt me

that's just something he says

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=207912855&highlight=childbirth#post207912855
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=199554842&highlight=childbirth#post199554842
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=199331968&highlight=childbirth#post199331968
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=198818529&highlight=childbirth#post198818529
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=197469829&highlight=childbirth#post197469829
http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?p=196607990&highlight=childbirth#post196607990

jesus

 

[FUME5]

that's just something he says

I need more posting patterns of other members.

 

[Pau]

That's one of the last things you'd want to drink when you're dehydrated though.

Unless you're me.

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Don't start the fucking ethics of eating meat debate again.

I love my meat, but I think the circumstances might change when the animal is still alive while you eat it


Is GAF really slow for anyone else?

 

[CrudeDiatribe]

Unless you're me.

Coca-Cola: makes dying in the desert almost bearable.™

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Coca-Cola: makes dying in the desert almost bearable.™

 

[Jobbs]

Unless you're me.

the one big vicey addictiony thing I do is diet soda.. I can't give it up. :O

also, incidentally, as a long time diet soda drinker, I find non diet soda to be really unpalatable

 

[liliththepale]

It's standard procedure for women to have an epidural, so under most circumstances an ice cream headache is worse than childbirth

Well with that logic nothing where you can apply local anesthesia is painful. That's like saying something is worse than Hitler, but then amending your post to say you were only talking about his artistic skills.

I think all that metal you put on your face is messing with you.

Is GAF really slow for anyone else?

nope