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[DrM]

Finally from work

gonna get a bit wasted today

 

[FUME5]

Vote for the dickhead who's slightly to the left, pay $5 for the schools sausage sizzle, participate.

I'm sensing a theme,

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh so that's a sausage sizzle. Kind of like a bake sale I guess but with sausages.

Surprised we don't have them in the US.

 

[Lucian Cat]

Another cousin is having a baby. They're all getting married, having kids, and I'm just like "yay I got a new console". Lol.

 

[Jobbs]

Another cousin is having a baby. They're all getting married, having kids, and I'm just like "yay I got a new console". Lol.

Same except no new console either 😭

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[FUME5]

Another cousin is having a baby. They're all getting married, having kids, and I'm just like "yay I got a new console". Lol.

They have obligations, we have playstations.

 

[A Fish Aficionado]

Sausage sizzle?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Well, I appear to have finally been hit by the slow GAF loading curse.

RIP.

 

[trab pu kcip]

 

[Vazra]

Don't tell gaf its running fine on my PC

 

[Jobbs]

I can't find the pump for my exercsmise ball. can't anything go right!

listening to these with the gifs is so hypnotic

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Babies are awful I'm never reproducing

 

[trab pu kcip]

Babies are awful I'm never reproducing

going to see a babby today. wonder how it goes.

 

[ThoseDeafMutes]

Sausage sizzle?

It's a bbq where you basically just cook sausages and sometimes hamburgers too.

 

[Jobbs]

going to see a babby today. wonder how it goes.

!

what baby? whose?

 

[trab pu kcip]

!

what baby? whose?

what are you talking about? it's your baby jobbs!

Spoiler

a friend's baby. the one I went to the shower for. first time I'm gonna see it now that is has popped.

 

[BlackGhost]

Happy weekendss

 

[Jobbs]

what are you talking about? it's your baby jobbs!

Spoiler

a friend's baby. the one I went to the shower for. first time I'm gonna see it now that is has popped.

jealousy bone

careful you don't catch baby fever!

 

[You Know Nothing]

This thread is my sexuality.

Hopefully the sequel is waaaaaaaaaaay better gameplay wise because White Witch is a dumpster fire.

 

[Ceallach]

Babies are awful I'm never reproducing

Babies are awesome. Kids are a problem once they hit like 4 and start thinking for themselves.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Babies are awesome. Kids are a problem once they hit like 4 and start thinking for themselves.

Much like women, free thought is despicable

 

[Funky Papa]

I want a new Cho Aniki game because of reasons.

Also, I have a question for Tiddums. How much will I fuck up my life if I cave in and buy Stellaris?

 

[Bko]

Chinese bootleg movie nights are the best nights

 

[Jobbs]

Babies are awesome. Kids are a problem once they hit like 4 and start thinking for themselves.

nooo they're so great once they become little people! 4 is also the perfect age because they believe all my stories

 

[Misha]

This thread is my sexuality.

Hopefully the sequel is waaaaaaaaaaay better gameplay wise because White Witch is a dumpster fire.

I loved the art style and found just the whole thing charming and very much what i wanted out of a game. but i didn't enjoy the gameplay at all :\

 

[You Know Nothing]

I loved the art style and found just the whole thing charming and very much what i wanted out of a game. but i didn't enjoy the gameplay at all :\

Yeahp, game has everything going for it but the battle system is broken trash and makes playing it pointless because that's what you're doing 90% of the time as it's a JRPG.

 

[Misha]

Yeahp, game has everything going for it but the battle system is broken trash and makes playing it pointless because that's what you're doing 90% of the time as it's a JRPG.

just turn it into an adventure game imo


tbf thats my solution to everything

 

[Ceallach]

nooo they're so great once they become little people! 4 is also the perfect age because they believe all my stories

Because you aren't a parent.
4 is when they start having ideas but don't unDer stand consequences yet. So they get ideas like "I'm gonna put on my big poofy dress and jump off the garage into my pool"

 

[Misha]

Because you aren't a parent.
4 is when they start having ideas but don't unDer stand consequences yet. So they get ideas like "I'm gonna put on my big poofy dress and jump off the garage into my pool"

thats very different from what i remember being 4 was like...

 

[Jobbs]

Because you aren't a parent.
4 is when they start having ideas but don't unDer stand consequences yet. So they get ideas like "I'm gonna put on my big poofy dress and jump off the garage into my pool"

How can you beat Zelda 2 but not understand that jumping off the garage is bad

 

[FloatOn]

Well,I made it to work. Gonna do a couple things and get the fuck outta here. Feel like death.

Plus side is I got paid today and it's looking like I may bored buy more steam things later because why not

 

[Ceallach]

How can you beat Zelda 2 but not understand that jumping off the garage is bad

thats very different from what i remember being 4 was like...

I'm talking about my kid. She is a hellion. She drives me crazy. She always does shit like that. And to be fair she is almost 6. But like then other day we just replaced our windows so she got the old ones out of the trash and broke the little metal parts off and was swinging them around like they were swords. Another time, she got into my stencil ink and sprayed yellow stripes all over the shed.

 

[Chuckie]

I'm talking about my kid. She is a hellion. She drives me crazy. She always does shit like that. And to be fair she is almost 6. But like then other day we just replaced our windows so she got the old ones out of the trash and broke the little metal parts off and was swinging them around like they were swords. Another time, she got into my stencil ink and sprayed yellow stripes all over the shed.

Sounds like my nephew. "Hey I found a hammer....look I'm a knight!"

 

[Bko]

I'm talking about my kid. She is a hellion. She drives me crazy. She always does shit like that. And to be fair she is almost 6. But like then other day we just replaced our windows so she got the old ones out of the trash and broke the little metal parts off and was swinging them around like they were swords. Another time, she got into my stencil ink and sprayed yellow stripes all over the shed.

Welp, my mom would have beaten the shit out of for doing this back then. How do you deal with/educate her? Does she receive punishment for doing such dangerous things like detention?

 

[Misha]

I'm talking about my kid. She is a hellion. She drives me crazy. She always does shit like that. And to be fair she is almost 6. But like then other day we just replaced our windows so she got the old ones out of the trash and broke the little metal parts off and was swinging them around like they were swords. Another time, she got into my stencil ink and sprayed yellow stripes all over the shed.

I never understood why anyone would do any of that. I'd sit there and watch my sister shove an m&m up her nose or take her crayon and draw all over the walls and think WTF. Just didn't make sense to me that those are things that someone needed to be told not to do. and people still do dumb stuff like that as adults. I just don't understand

The worst I ever did was refuse to take naps or the time i purposely tested the guard rail on my bed to see if it would actually work (it didn't. don't understand the point of it)

 

[Ceallach]

Welp, my mom would have beaten the shit out of for doing this back then. How do you deal with/educate her? Does she receive punishment for doing such dangerous things like detention?

Of course she does! She gets grounded, gets her phone/tablet/2ds taken away and I take the cords to her TV.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I once shoved one of those small watch batteries up a nostril. I think I did it just to do it honestly. Can't remember how old I was either. Thankfully, it didn't get lodged up there or anything.

 

[Symphonia]

My little girl has me wrapped around her little finger.

Or she did.

 

[Misha]

I once shoved one of those small watch batteries up a nostril. I think I did it just to do it honestly. Can't remember how old I was either. Thankfully, it didn't get lodged up there or anything.

 

[IHaveIce]

My daughter tried to pull one stunt on me when she was 5, I was so angry that she now is the nicest girl in the world.

So far this duo between me and her runs fantastic

 

[You Know Nothing]

Who nose.

 

[Ceallach]

For real though, she is so spoiled. Just grabbed some things for her just for finishing kindergarten

 

[Symphonia]

Pads for finishing kindergarten?

Okay.

 

[trab pu kcip]

I have pics on my phone I didn't take wtf

 

[Bko]

I have pics on my phone I didn't take wtf

Perhaps synchronized with an image host service?

 

[trab pu kcip]

Perhaps synchronized with an image host service?

what do I do to stop that

 

[You Know Nothing]

Clyde hacked ur phone.

 

[Misha]

For real though, she is so spoiled. Just grabbed some things for her just for finishing kindergarten

and here i thought i was special for getting a book for top marks on my report card

 

[Ceallach]

Pads for finishing kindergarten?

Okay.

I mean you can never be too careful?