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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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I see.
You Know Nothing
Member
Get into it.
Not going to happen.
Why have I been warped into an early 2000's SpeedZone? Or is it a LazerStar?
Oh look, there's the Dance Dance Revolution Machine.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
You want them to notice
The ragged ends of your summer dress
You want them to see you
Like they see any other girl
Laura Jane Grace is the raddest
The ragged ends of your summer dress
You want them to see you
Like they see any other girl
Laura Jane Grace is the raddest
liliththepale
Banned
Are you spying on me? :O
I'm at work so I have pants on right now, but I always drop them when I'm alone in my room. Around the house I generally wear pajama bottoms or sweats.
This is really tempting. I would eat pasta every day if I wasn't watching my weight!It's okay! You can have dinner with me.
We can have penne alfredo pasta from Costco.
(it's frozen but it should only take a few minutes in the microwave for it to be ready)
Oh also my new coworker today was talking with me and he thought I must be seventeen years old. I'm generally flattered when people tell me I look young but that seems like a bit of a stretch from twenty-three!
.........maybe?
I live alone but I'm always clothed, just in case SOME SHIT JUMPS OFF!
You Know Nothing
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Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
When I wake up and there's no coffee.
That model has gross toenails.
Cut that shit.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I always get disproportionately angry when other people I live with drink the last bit of coffee, even if they themselves made it.
Does that make me annoying?
I really hate expecting coffee and being met with nothing
Does that make me annoying?
I really hate expecting coffee and being met with nothing
I love creeping on the clothing models on Amazon (that and I just like looking at fashion stuff, if you can believe it)
This one is so cute
I know I've made the joke many times but because I do this my splash page is always hilarious. Full of girl shit
This one is so cute
I know I've made the joke many times but because I do this my splash page is always hilarious. Full of girl shit
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Yay! Just added a voice volume slider to the options!
You Know Nothing
Member
So focused on feet!
Are you sure you don't have a foot fetish? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Funky Papa
FUNK-Y-PPA-4
They are like a gruesome picture or a LiveLeak video. You want to look somewhere else, but you can't.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Jobbs, I hope you realize how creepy this sounds.
That said, there was a decently prominent website (Snorg Tees I think, it might even still be around) that had a lot of fairly attractive women model its very stupid t-shirts. Sometimes I went to look at the t-shirts, and not because they were hilarious. That, and its ads were literally everywhere.
You creepy bruh.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Drunk on Monday night smh
eh?
I must be crazy, looks like a grown woman to me
since we've established most of you are face blind I'd bet on me here
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Please excuse my forehead I hurt it
liliththepale
Banned
You thought Thomas Brodie-Singer was twelve though and he's twenty-four.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
He's a special case.
Non-sequiter, I love this game so much
No other game can be so unintentionally hilarious through such a severe lack of self awareness.
There are outliers. Maybe they purposefully young him up for the role too.
You guys think this is underage? I just don't see it at all, like, at all. I'm going to bone structure, proportions -- I just don't see anything that indicates to me underage or particularly young.
The "extra young" look isn't even my thing
What's creepy about admiring a woman in her 20s who chose the profession of having her picture taken?
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Jobbs bein spooky
Self explanatory.
EDIT
I actually clicked that link, she's modelling for O'Neill Juniors.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I have no idea how to tell how old someone is
Like I'm reeaally bad at it
Like I'm reeaally bad at it
Creepy if you jerk off to Amazon models.
And I'm just fucking with you.
Hey, hey, HEY. Back the fuck up Vaz, I'm sure you jerk it to far stranger shit than young and attractive clothed women.
I don't jerk off much really. Last time was weeks ago. When I do it, it's in the shower and to memories, not amazon. =D
Memories are the best jerk material!
Naked men playing with their bananas or penetrating mouth or poopy hole.
Am I part of your memories?
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
So my ex-boss is trying to get me to work for the $316 that I owe in taxes for working for him. He says that he paid my taxes last year because it was just a bonus to what he already owed me.
Yup. A $897 bonus.
YUS.
Yup. A $897 bonus.
Please excuse my forehead I hurt it
YUS.
Mostly a particular ex ... :'|
I didn't say underage. I said teens. I know a model...she was 18 and she had a good facial structure. I honestly thought she was a bit older than that.There are outliers. Maybe they purposefully young him up for the role too.
You guys think this is underage? I just don't see it at all, like, at all. I'm going to bone structure, proportions -- I just don't see anything that indicates to me underage or particularly young.
The "extra young" look isn't even my thing
In any case, I can't say how old she is except that she doesn't appear underage at all to me
I apologize if I sounded creepy, I was just joking around
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Seriously, wtf.
"I can't pay that fee."
"Brian, normally people save up for paying taxes."
"Yes, but those taxes I incurred while working for you. Last year, you paid my taxes, remember?"
"That was a bonus."
".... regardless of the situation last year, I got hit with this fee from working for you."
"You can work off what you owe me, then."
"I'm being taxed simply for working for you."
"I'm sorry, but you have to be an adult about this."
"I can't pay that fee."
"Brian, normally people save up for paying taxes."
"Yes, but those taxes I incurred while working for you. Last year, you paid my taxes, remember?"
"That was a bonus."
".... regardless of the situation last year, I got hit with this fee from working for you."
"You can work off what you owe me, then."
"I'm being taxed simply for working for you."
"I'm sorry, but you have to be an adult about this."
Don't sweat it, we know you're the type of dude who spooks in the squat rack.
Deliberately pissed on his own ball? Never had a dog do that, if mine poops at the park and she's dropped her ball nearby she'll expect me to pick it up.
Freeza Under The Shower
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Please excuse my forehead I hurt it
I don't get it.
You clicked something (I don't recognize the site) to get more on 11.22.63 and got Fear the Walking Dead?
btw, for those of you who missed it in the 'adam ruins everything' thread:
Shit, I knew inventing vague marketing terms equalled making money, but I didn't think it was that easy.
I think what's happening is she's getting her lexa fix.. I think?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
It's a running FakeGAF joke
Was watching Flash with my kiddo and they didn't have anymore Flash and it was like "Playing Fear The Walking Dead in 15 sec"
WTF Hulu really? That doesn't seem like an appropriate transition.
:: removes own pants in solidarity ::
:: rubs chest in solidarity ::
btw
Frankenstein book spoilers
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