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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I was around but I was weird back then
Dragonz, do you remember saying you met a doppleganger that looked like me at Gamestop?
Probably not. I remember pointless things all the time.
Dragonz, do you remember saying you met a doppleganger that looked like me at Gamestop?
Probably not. I remember pointless things all the time.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I ONLY HAD SO MUCH ROOM AND SO MUCH PATIENCE GOD LEAVE ME ALONE I HAVE A STOMACH ACHE
Professor Beef
Banned
...you were around but you weren't a FakeGAF main yet
I HELPED CREATE IT
WITH MY BLOOD AND SWEAT AND TEARS
but I can't stay mad at you for some reason, so i forgive you this time
Also I'll help you with that stomach ache <3
You Know Nothing
Member
Given the quality of most of IGN's writing, you fit right in then. #shotsfired
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Yeah, right now I'm just trying to figure out how to code DLC into ren'py.
Professor Beef
Banned
Someone accused me of stanning for 5th Whomony
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I wrote all kinds of news stories and reviews, I don't remember many of them but the one I remember most is this one because I was told to like the game more and raise my score. I *hated* the game because it was fucking horrible shit, just a joke of a game
It says IGN staff at the top but if you scroll down you see muh name
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
New avatar Jobbs.
Jeff Gerstmann died for your sins.
There was one game that I reviewed *without playing it*.
I had a "key disc" for my Dreamcast which was circulated by Sega PR and generally closely kept track of. It allowed me to boot the console in a way that it could play burned copies of games.
One of the games I had to review -- I forget the name, but it was some quirky Japanese golf game -- The burn my editor sent me wouldn't boot. I couldn't get it to work. I knew he'd be really annoyed if I told him that, though, given some other things going wrong lately, so I opted to just BS the review.
I am nottt shittting you
I was a teenager at the time, bad writer and with questionable ethics
I had a "key disc" for my Dreamcast which was circulated by Sega PR and generally closely kept track of. It allowed me to boot the console in a way that it could play burned copies of games.
One of the games I had to review -- I forget the name, but it was some quirky Japanese golf game -- The burn my editor sent me wouldn't boot. I couldn't get it to work. I knew he'd be really annoyed if I told him that, though, given some other things going wrong lately, so I opted to just BS the review.
I am nottt shittting you
I was a teenager at the time, bad writer and with questionable ethics
most of the bad shit I did was directly because of the editors. they'd butcher my work and make it even worse, or tell me to make changes I didn't want to make
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
It's 8 and I'm considering bed
Did the editors speak English?
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Not bad! Pretty cool.
You Know Nothing
Member
I don't know why but "did the editors speak English?" is making me lose it.
Send help.
Send help.
Yea. is that another dig at my writing? I already said it was bad. =D I was 16 when I started and not a good writer even for a 16 year old. I got the gig because I went for it and.. Got it. It was an easy time to get stuff like that if you wanted it, pre internet bubble burst.
Thanks! Working on it.
You Know Nothing
Member
I took it more as a severe jab at IGN's editorial staff.
You're making all of my voice acting dreams come true.
You said the editors made you say dumb stuff so I was questioning if they knew how English worked
Jesus fucking wept.
CrudeDiatribe
Member
You guys can't see .webm files either?
liliththepale
Banned
The GIF is 150MB. But maybe this link works? http://gfycat.com/YawningQuestionableKestrel
I usually post the direct link to the webm because a lot of the peeps in the dev thread use an extension to embed webms.
♥
CrudeDiatribe
Member
gfycat turns gifs into MP4s just like imgur, so the second link worked out ok
Not quite sure what was triggering about that though-- seemed like a very Canadian meal.
Nomadic Sparks
Banned
Dear god I know. I buy whole bean and grind it at home for this specific reason.
But I've spent the last 10 minutes practicing my line.
"What are you looking at, you squid faced c*nt"
"What are you looking at, you squid faced c*nt"
"What are you looking at, you squid faced c*nt"
Etc...
Quiet Jobbs. You're gonna get us fired.
T
Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
If Don Hertzfeldt's 4 year old niece can voice act so can I
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You know you're a lazy motherfucker when you like your job and you still really don't want to go to it in the morning
How dare you.
HP_Wuvcraft
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