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[liliththepale]

Not even close to the biggest.

How is that even possible? That's gotta be some lizard DNA where they just never stop growing!

My ideal size would be like a C or a D.

Yeah, I'm pretty happy with my (32)C. I used to wish they were larger because the narrative around me was "bigger is better" but more and more I hear people unhappy with their extra bust.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Not even close to the biggest.

how in the world

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Yeah, I'm pretty happy with my (32)C. I used to wish they were larger because the narrative around me was "bigger is better" but more and more I hear people unhappy with their extra bust.

I'm a natural F cup and it fucking blows. Bras are expensive af, I have a hard time fitting into LARGE sports bras, and it's just generally uncomfortable.

Oops sorry for the DP

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/longest-nose-on-a-living-person

RIP.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com...ngest-videogame-marathon-on-world-of-warcraft

I could beat this

 

[Symphonia]

Yeah, I'm pretty happy with my (32)C. I used to wish they were larger because the narrative around me was "bigger is better" but more and more I hear people unhappy with their extra bust.

My ex was a B-cup. I loved them, just enough to have fun with. Not knocking big knickers, but anything that is too big to handle is a waste.

 

[You Know Nothing]

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-expensive-fungus-species

I need to corner the white truffle market.

 

[DrM]

My ex was a B-cup. I loved them, just enough to have fun with. Not knocking big knickers, but anything that is too big to handle is a waste.

I have dated girls with almost all cup sizes from small B to F and I found out that I do not like big boobs at all.
Waiting for another avatar quite

http://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/world-records/most-expensive-fungus-species

I need to corner the white truffle market.

They also use pigs to locate the truffles

 

[Jobbs]

There are no good female names that start with 'U'

 

[Vazra]

There are no good female names that start with 'U'

Uma is the only thing I can come up with.

 

[You Know Nothing]

There are no good female names that start with 'U'

Unity.

I'll make it a name if I want to.

 

[liliththepale]

There are no good female names that start with 'U'

That's not a gender-specific affliction. I can't think of a decent male name starting with U either.

My ex was a B-cup. I loved them, just enough to have fun with. Not knocking big knickers, but anything that is too big to handle is a waste.

Waste how? Or maybe I should be asking waste for whom?

 

[Professor Beef]

My ideal size would be like a C or a D.

What is the size of your avatar

 

[Transhuman]

Ultima, Ursula, Ugly, Unclefucker

 

[You Know Nothing]

Ulysses isn't bad. Has an air of dignity about it.

Not only a presidential name but also one of classic literature.

 

[Jobbs]

I invented one. Undine.

 

[Professor Beef]

Ursa/Ursula also means "bear." I know that because bears are my favorite animal.

 

[Transhuman]

Hey Jake, ballpark figure, how large is your errect penis?

 

[liliththepale]

I invented one. Undine.

So I take it you haven't played Undertale.

 

[Professor Beef]

So I take it you haven't played Undertale.

Or Tales of Symphonia

 

[Transhuman]

Or watched that one episode of Space Dandy

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

What is the size of your avatar

100px x 120px

 

[Professor Beef]

100px x 120px

hawt

 

[You Know Nothing]

Hey Jake, ballpark figure, how large is your erect penis?

A yard long.

(Six inches. Or 15cm for you metric people.)

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Hey Jake, ballpark figure, how large is your errect penis?

Mine's daddy sized

 

[Symphonia]

Waste how? Or maybe I should be asking waste for whom?

Well, if we're talking about sexy time, a waste for both parties. I don't get along with big boobs, so I wouldn't enjoy it, and my partner wouldn't get pleasure either. I like a nice handful.

 

[You Know Nothing]

Mine's daddy sized

I knew it would be this fucking video. dlkjflskjflkdjflkjf

 

[Jobbs]

I have no strong preference on breast size in isolation, I've seen small ones to big ones all look good

In any case I think it's cool that ancient people thought elephant skulls were cyclopses

 

[Professor Beef]

I love big boobs, but it's also important for my hypothetical partner to be comfortable with her chest.

 

[Halcyon]

I have no issue with big boobs. I also like smaller boobs. Saying big boobs are a waste makes me irrationally upset.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I love big boobs, but it's also important for my hypothetical partner to be comfortable with her chest.

I fucking love you

 

[Professor Beef]

I fucking love you

Love you too <3

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

Site note Howard Stern put on a small penis contest and it's on Youtube

These poor guys

 

[FUME5]

There are no good female names that start with 'U'

 

[You Know Nothing]

 

[Jobbs]

Site note Howard Stern put on a small penis contest and it's on Youtube

These poor guys

So like under seven inches or so

Poor dudes

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

So like under seven inches or so

Poor dudes

No like

There's nothing there

 

[Halcyon]

Site note Howard Stern put on a small penis contest and it's on Youtube

These poor guys

That would be awful because you can't do anything about it.

I've been self conscious about every part of me at some point in my life but I'm glad I have never had that issue.

 

[Symphonia]

I have no issue with big boobs. I also like smaller boobs. Saying big boobs are a waste makes me irrationally upset.

Maybe 'waste' was poor wording.

I just prefer small boobs over big ones.

 

[FUME5]

Site note Howard Stern put on a small penis contest and it's on Youtube

These poor guys

Was talking with a friend a few weeks ago, she was bitching about her love life and I asked why she didn't have a crack at it again with a certain dude:

"....he has a small penis, Dan"

And my instant reaction is, oh you poor bastard.

EDIT

She dated a dude who was like 5'5 and weighed 50 kg who would openly say that his dick wasn't big but he had big balls (who the fuck wants to claim they've got outsized nuts?) so....

 

[Professor Beef]

I never bothered to measure myself. I was told I was "decent" once by my first girlfriend, but then again she also has issues, so fuck if I know.

 

[You Know Nothing]

No like

There's nothing there

I'm watching it and screaming.

 

[Funky Papa]

I've been tempted to make a Sex Ed OT so all the idiocy regarding sizes, bits and bobs is either dispelled or contained, but I'm afraid that would require the help of some actual experts in order not to spread even more misinformation.

My girlfriend has taught sex ed as a voluntary at an NGO and the amount of ignorance is staggering. Even among grown ass adults with several children.

Have you seen that part of Orange is the New Black with half of the women not knowing the first thing about their vaginas? That's as real as it gets.

And don't get me started on D insecurities.

 

[Jobbs]

No like

There's nothing there

I'd just have the sex change at that point

 

[DrM]

I've been self conscious about every part of me at some point in my life but I'm glad I have never had that issue.

Same.
If other things are not going as they should, at least the young branch is working as it should.

 

[Transhuman]

A yard long.

(Six inches. Or 15cm for you metric people.)

Ohhhh.Jake.who trying to.impress

 

[Halcyon]

https://youtu.be/JP42y28GTqc

I take a look at my enormous penis
And my troubles start melting away

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

I've been tempted to make a Sex Ed OT so all the idiocy regarding sizes, bits and bobs is either dispelled or contained, but I'm afraid that would require the help of some actual experts in order not to spread even more misinformation.

My girlfriend has taught sex ed as a voluntary at an NGO and the amount of ignorance is staggering. Even among grown ass adults with several children.

Have you seen that part of Orange is the New Black with half of the women not knowing the first thing about their vaginas? That's as real as it gets.

And don't get me started on D insecurities.

I think you should.

 

[You Know Nothing]

I'm still waiting for Off Topic to have a genuine "How is babby formed?" thread.

 

[SystemBug]

I'm still waiting for Off Topic to have a genuine "How is babby formed?" thread.

That's a still a complicated thing because the process doesn't end after the egg is fertilized. I mean there is pregnancy and the baby goes through changes until it actually like becomes a baby.