Well then kick back, relax, just wait for the perfect partner to fall from the heavens for you.
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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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Well then kick back, relax, just wait for the perfect partner to fall from the heavens for you.
friskykillface
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Those gifs of you will make you famous
You cursed yourself
Lonely single life isn't so bad in 2016 with vid chats and etc
Just no sex is a drag
Also no spooning which is worst of all
You Know Nothing
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She should try Christian Mingle. Which surprisingly has a gay/bi option.
Those gifs of you will make you famous
You cursed yourself
Maybe my lewd ones.
Also my inbox is open frisky XOXO
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
now you're thinkin
I'm assuming you put a pic up?
Professor Beef
Banned
Should've replied to the neckbeard with the "don't be rude" gif.
Heading to bed early, have a job interview in the morning, or not. Still not sure.
Heading to bed early, have a job interview in the morning, or not. Still not sure.
This is how life works right? Or do we have to download partners now.
You Know Nothing
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Goddamn watch me, I say.
Mine is available for you. Plump and ripe
EDIT: Yikes the "Love Doll" vid.
friskykillface
Banned
I feel like I'm a loser but honestly with the internet I see I'm not like a huge wtf kinda loser
Like is it bad that I think I'm alright in life when I see stuff like this , if I have to resort to doll love I'd take the lifetime L
Semi W life 😎
Sex dolls are the creepiest thing on this planet.
liliththepale
Banned
I want to apologize for what I did earlier. I also want to point out how exceedingly rare the opportunity to make a joke about someone filming a production at your house is, hence my temptation. If nobody ever trusts me again it will have been worth it
Have you seen Lars and the Real Girl? It's an amazing movie but it can be really hard to watch.
Have you seen Lars and the Real Girl? It's an amazing movie but it can be really hard to watch.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
No I haven't; I've heard about it though.
The fucking isn't the part that creeps me out. It's the cold, dead stares they have and how people try to make them as lifelike as possible.
fengshuifever
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I want to apologize for what I did earlier. I also want to point out how exceedingly rare the opportunity to make a joke about someone filming a production at your house is, hence my temptation. If nobody ever trusts me again it will have been worth it
Apology not needed because the bolded is so true.
It was totally worth it
liliththepale
Banned
Lars and the Real Girl
Ryan Gosling plays an emotionally stunted young man who finds solace in the company of his imaginary friend, as personified by the RealDoll he buys. After initial shock, Lars' friends and family learn to treat the doll as if she were a real person in the hope of helping Lars get more accustomed to socializing with regular people.
It's awkward as fuck but also very endearing and beautiful.
Ryan Gosling plays an emotionally stunted young man who finds solace in the company of his imaginary friend, as personified by the RealDoll he buys. After initial shock, Lars' friends and family learn to treat the doll as if she were a real person in the hope of helping Lars get more accustomed to socializing with regular people.
It's awkward as fuck but also very endearing and beautiful.
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HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
Dude, you now are obligated to share with us the inane shit you get.
Or not.
Lars and the Real Girl
Ryan Gosling plays an emotionally stunted young man who finds solace in the company of his imaginary friend, as personified by the RealDoll™ he buys. After initial shock, Lars' friends and family learn to treat the doll as if she were a real person in the hope of helping Lars get more accustomed to socializing with regular people.
It's awkward as fuck but also very endearing and beautiful.
It's a great film.
Part of the reason it is so good is because it actually portrays Gosling's character as someone who grows emotionally on his own.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I tried POF for a while and one time I got a message from this guy who literally told me his whole life story in the opening message. Like, about everything. His insecurities, his personal problems, his hobbies, his family life, all about his work. Literally it was just a giant blurb.
And years ago when I worked at Game Stop this toothless dude who was easily in his 50's and had probably never had a shower in his life told me that he'd like to take me out sometime and how hot I was and how he'd "show me some great things" or some shit.
liliththepale
Banned
Whenever a guy way older than me flirts with me and cites his "experience" as a reason to go out with him instead of a younger man, I ask why he in turn does not value "experience" in his partner. That usually shuts them up.
Morning folks. All friends are going to ski flying in Planica on Friday and Saturday and I have to work.
How many tons of ammo will you have to move?
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WhereAreMahDragonz
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I mean the worst part about it was my boss thought it was funny. Like would go in the back and leave me alone with him and then come back out and laugh about it.
You Know Nothing
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Wasn't your boss's name Chad? All Chads are scum.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
You had me at "worked at GameStop".
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
YES it fucking was.
I ran into that fucker right before I left for basic training. It was weird as fuck and random. The store ending up closing like a year after I left but GS didn't want him anymore so they let him go lmao.
You Know Nothing
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Aw, I missed the masturbation talk.
How often?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Real talk I haven't in maybe a month and a half. Probably two if I'm honest.
HP_Wuvcraft
Banned
btw, now both your names are skills in Game 2.
Yes, I know, the root of the words probably have zero to do with what the moves do, but dammit, they both sound uber-cool.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
what even
Its 4am here. Dont expect coherency from me tbh.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
We were all Warren at one time. Just glad I'm out of that phase.
You Know Nothing
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A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
ugh genetics quiz in the morning.
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