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I don't get it
I thought you were poking fun at Jobbs' earlier typo when he wrote do as so.
I don't get it
I thought you were poking fun at Jobbs' earlier typo when he wrote do as so.
Oh, are you cooking something? (◡‿◡✿
Honestly I don't masturbate as much as o should . it's just too much of an ordeal. Girls have I easier
It's a lot of effort. I'll whack it every other day on average, sometimes more spaced out.
fuckin rekt
3-5 times in the day. Surprised I don't shoot dust at this point tbh.
Jesus...
when I wake up humping my pillow is my cue.
You have seen I dont run out. ¯\_(ツ_/¯Jesus...
I have weirdly soft and dainty fingers/hands for a guy.
Although girls seem to like it so that doesn't seem to be a bad thing
I have weirdly soft and dainty fingers/hands for a guy.
Although girls seem to like it so that doesn't seem to be a bad thing
I'm choosing to believe you posted this knowing full well masturbation is being discussed.
I'm choosing to believe you posted this knowing full well masturbation is being discussed.
Oh, youBut can it do it 3-5 times?
so i was on a smoke break from poker, and I heard a cat in distress. With only 1 minute before the tournament starts up again, I decided fuck it, I need to help this cat in need.
The sound is about a quarter mile in distance and once I get there, it stops. I decide to run back the minute i turn my back, it starts again. I turn around and realise the sound is from 2 cats fucking.
I realised i wasnt welcome when both cats ran away from me but rejoined every chance they got.
Fortunately I didnt miss any monster hands.
I guess that answers my earlier question.
I guess that answers my earlier question.
Girls also don't watch porn.
what earlier q
How you were doing with the ladies.
depends on what what ladies you mean, i will update when the time is right. :3
Uh... there was a shooting at my house. Racing home to make sure everyone's okay right now.
Uh... there was a shooting at my house. Racing home to make sure everyone's okay right now.
Uh... there was a shooting at my house. Racing home to make sure everyone's okay right now.
Hoping everything is ok.Uh... there was a shooting at my house. Racing home to make sure everyone's okay right now.
Uh... there was a shooting at my house. Racing home to make sure everyone's okay right now.
Uh... there was a shooting at my house. Racing home to make sure everyone's okay right now.
Everyone's okay. A little behind schedule but otherwise they're just fine. I gave my cousin permission to bring some of his film school buddies over for a school project because I thought my housemate would still be there while I was away, but it turns out I was wrong about that. Thankfully my cousin knows his way around the house and is very respectful.
Uh... there was a shooting at my house. Racing home to make sure everyone's okay right now.
Hmmm...is that a Red camera I see there? Hmph. Real auteurs shoot on celluloid.Everyone's okay. A little behind schedule but otherwise they're just fine. I gave my cousin permission to bring some of his film school buddies over for a school project because I thought my housemate would still be there while I was away, but it turns out I was wrong about that. Thankfully my cousin knows his way around the house and is very respectful.
Everyone's okay. A little behind schedule but otherwise they're just fine. I gave my cousin permission to bring some of his film school buddies over for a school project because I thought my housemate would still be there while I was away, but it turns out I was wrong about that. Thankfully my cousin knows his way around the house and is very respectful.