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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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I've stopped masterbating.

I was gunning for the wr when I was going full pelt. But ive come to realise the mind is much healthier when you stop masterbating. I've stopped porn and if I have to masterbate it's about once a week, generally when I wake up humping my pillow is my cue.
 
What has this thread become?

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fuckin rekt

Thank you. (◡‿◡✿)
 
I have weirdly soft and dainty fingers/hands for a guy.

Although girls seem to like it so that doesn't seem to be a bad thing

I thought I had the skinniest, dainty fingers ever then I compared them to a girl I was seeing at the time.

You would be surprised when you see them right next to each other.
 

SolVanderlyn

Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Monday came too fast
 
so i was on a smoke break from poker, and I heard a cat in distress. With only 1 minute before the tournament starts up again, I decided fuck it, I need to help this cat in need.

The sound is about a quarter mile in distance and once I get there, it stops. I decide to run back the minute i turn my back, it starts again. I turn around and realise the sound is from 2 cats fucking.

I realised i wasnt welcome when both cats ran away from me but rejoined every chance they got.

Fortunately I didnt miss any monster hands.
 

FUME5

Member
so i was on a smoke break from poker, and I heard a cat in distress. With only 1 minute before the tournament starts up again, I decided fuck it, I need to help this cat in need.

The sound is about a quarter mile in distance and once I get there, it stops. I decide to run back the minute i turn my back, it starts again. I turn around and realise the sound is from 2 cats fucking.

I realised i wasnt welcome when both cats ran away from me but rejoined every chance they got.

Fortunately I didnt miss any monster hands.

I guess that answers my earlier question.
 
Everyone's okay. A little behind schedule but otherwise they're just fine. I gave my cousin permission to bring some of his film school buddies over for a school project because I thought my housemate would still be there while I was away, but it turns out I was wrong about that. Thankfully my cousin knows his way around the house and is very respectful.

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Misha

Banned
Everyone's okay. A little behind schedule but otherwise they're just fine. I gave my cousin permission to bring some of his film school buddies over for a school project because I thought my housemate would still be there while I was away, but it turns out I was wrong about that. Thankfully my cousin knows his way around the house and is very respectful.

"shooting" was a bit misleading :p
 

zeemumu

Member
Glad to hear that everything's okay. Holy shit at all that film equipment.


Edit: Oh, a shooting. I see what you did there.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
Everyone's okay. A little behind schedule but otherwise they're just fine. I gave my cousin permission to bring some of his film school buddies over for a school project because I thought my housemate would still be there while I was away, but it turns out I was wrong about that. Thankfully my cousin knows his way around the house and is very respectful.

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Hmmm...is that a Red camera I see there? Hmph. Real auteurs shoot on celluloid.
 
Everyone's okay. A little behind schedule but otherwise they're just fine. I gave my cousin permission to bring some of his film school buddies over for a school project because I thought my housemate would still be there while I was away, but it turns out I was wrong about that. Thankfully my cousin knows his way around the house and is very respectful.

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Mother...fu--you know what? I felt like a bad person because my mind went to that instead of gun shooting.

I'm still a bad person but at least I feel slightly justified this time around.

Son of a bitch.
 
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