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WHERE ARE MAH KALE CHIPS?!

 

[Funky Papa]

My neck and the back of my tongue are still sore.

I blame it on the ice cream.

WHERE ARE MAH KALE CHIPS?!

Kale? You are better than this,Jake. What's next, quinoa?

Edit: oh, a video. Mh.

 

[WhereAreMahDragonz]

WHERE ARE MAH KALE CHIPS?!

that video was made for me

 

[Xiao Hu]

My neck and the back of my tongue are still sore.

I blame it on the ice cream.


Kale? You are better than this,Jake. What's next, quinoa?

My neck, my back, lick my....

 

[Jobbs]

:: dried apple slices ::

 

[DrM]

Went to the weekend house today with my dad and I wanted to discuss job situation, but nope, he quickly turned subject into 'why do you do not have a girlfriend'. Looks like I will just simply need to quit my job and then he will finally understand.

oh and our cherry tree started to bloom

 

[Funky Papa]

Went to the weekend house today with my dad and I wanted to discuss job situation, but nope, he quickly turned subject into 'why do you do not have a girlfriend'. Looks like I will just simply need to quit my job and then he will finally understand.

oh and our cherry tree started to bloom

Be glad your parents are not asking for a bunch of filthy snotlings.

 

[trab pu kcip]

luckily my mom has already accepted that her grandkids will be cats.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

My parents haven't actually said anything about why I apparently don't have a girlfriend

I have no idea what they think is happening with me

 

[Jobbs]

luckily my mom has already accepted that her grandkids will be cats.

cat human hybrid

killl meoww meeee

 

[ryseing]

luckily my mom has already accepted that her grandkids will be cats.

In my case dogs.

 

[trab pu kcip]

cat human hybrid

killl meoww meeee

my babby will be able to do cool stunts. yours won't

 

[Jobbs]

my babby will be able to do cool stunts. yours won't

well I better not be having a fuckin baby... if I am I think it'd be half nurse...

 

[Xiao Hu]

luckily my mom has already accepted that her grandkids will be cats.

I know it's supposed to sound adorable and blabla. But merely thinking about it is freaking me out! >·<

well I better not be having a fuckin baby... if I am I think it'd be half nurse...

I thought you didn't want to hook up with her? Du alter Lügner!

 

[trab pu kcip]

I know it's supposed to sound adorable and blabla. But merely thinking about it is freaking me out! >·<

lol why?

 

[Jobbs]

I know it's supposed to sound adorable and blabla. But merely thinking about it is freaking me out! >·<

I thought you didn't want to hook up with her? Du alter Lügner!

¯\_(&#12484_/¯ sometimes things are very easy when you have a house to yourself

 

[trab pu kcip]

I actually meant REAL cats people! like adopting. not fucking cats to create a new species. geez.

 

[Xiao Hu]

lol why?

Oh, I'm just imagining your mom sitting at home knitting some cute shirts for your cats while she silently sobs 'it's just a phase, only a phase'.

 

[Jobbs]

I actually meant REAL cats people! like adopting. not fucking cats to create a new species. geez.

Mel lost her bedroom privileges because she puked on my wires. She coulda aimed 6 inches left and puked on the hardwood floor. But no. She's evil.

She's actually scratching at my door as we speak >.<

 

[trab pu kcip]

Oh, I'm just imagining your mom sitting at home knitting some cute shirts for your cats while she silently sobs 'it's just a phase, only a phase'.

she'd be happy to do it. she likes cats too.

¯\_(&#12484_/¯ sometimes things are very easy when you have a house to yourself

wait what? why am I never informed about the lovelife of you guys?? I tell you everything. EVERYTHING ;_;

 

[Xiao Hu]

Mel lost her bedroom privileges because she puked on my wires. She coulda aimed 6 inches left and puked on the hardwood floor. But no. She's evil.

She's actually scratching at my door as we speak >.<

She wants to procreate. With you!

she'd be happy to do it. she likes cats too.

Can I get adopted? My mom always invented some imaginary allergies when I brought up the topic to have a cat. Even funnier when she claimed I had them...

 

[Jobbs]

she'd be happy to do it. she likes cats too.



wait what? why am I never informed about the lovelife of you guys?? I tell you everything. EVERYTHING ;_;

I actually just don't report everything here, it's not usually my style

Is there anything you'd like to know? ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[trab pu kcip]

I actually don't report everything here, it just happened to come up

Is there anything you'd like to know? ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

so you did hook up with aggressive nurse?

 

[Xiao Hu]

I actually just don't report everything here, it's not usually my style

Is there anything you'd like to know? ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

So this is not how FakeGAF actually works? I'm disappointed...

 

[Jobbs]

so you did hook up with aggressive nurse?

yes and then I was trying to figure out -- politely and graciously -- how to get her out of the house before my nieces showed up, the only reason being that my nieces report everything to everyone and I'd rather just not do that

but the bullet was dodged because they didn't come over after all

 

[Xiao Hu]

So...ehm...what was on the 'menu' back then? ( &#865;° &#860;&#662; &#865;°)

 

[trab pu kcip]

yes and then I was trying to figure out -- politely and graciously -- how to get her out of the house before my nieces showed up, the only reason being that my nieces report everything to everyone and I'd rather just not do that

but the bullet was dodged because they didn't come over after all

this is huge news!! last time we talked you seemed so firm on not contacting her again haha. what changed your mind? was she less aggressive this time? when are you going to meet again? does she own inline skates?... I guess it's actually not that bad if a woman was into this kind of thing. yes, I'm sexist.

 

[Jobbs]

this is huge news!! last time we talked you seemed so firm on not contacting her again haha. what changed your mind? was she less aggressive this time? when are you going to meet again? does she own inline skates?... I guess it's actually not that bad if a woman was into this kind of thing. yes, I'm sexist.

She came over to watch cartoons with me, and then suddenly she came out of the bathroom with her pants off. AKA the perfect date.



Honestly I don't see anything serious in it. She kept messaging me so I just kinda said.. What the hell. It's been a while.

I have a nurse kink but I'm not sure we have a lot in common beyond that. I'm already married to destiny, anyway.

 

[Prophet Steve]

She came over to watch cartoons with me, and then suddenly she came out of the bathroom with her pants off. AKA the perfect date.



Honestly I don't honestly see anything serious in it. She kept messaging me so I just kinda said.. What the hell. It's been a while.

I have a nurse kink but I'm not sure we have a lot in common beyond that. I'm already married to destiny, anyway.

That almost sounds like how trab got shown a tattoo.

 

[Jobbs]

That almost sounds like how trab got shown a tattoo.

that's the joke dot gif

 

[Xiao Hu]

She came over to watch cartoons with me, and then suddenly she came out of the bathroom with her pants off. AKA the perfect date.



Honestly I don't honestly see anything serious in it. She kept messaging me so I just kinda said.. What the hell. It's been a while.

I have a nurse kink but I'm not sure we have a lot in common beyond that. I'm already married to destiny, anyway.

Is your fiancee a stripper or why that name? Did you demonstrate your special tongue techniques?

 

[Prophet Steve]

that's the joke dot gif

But I think then you should have come out of the bathroom, IIRC. Not sure.

EDIT: I am wrong!

 

[Jobbs]

hahaha walked into that one.

I won't put all the lurid details in the thread

But I think then you should have come out of the bathroom, IIRC. Not sure.

I was making a joke about the dichotomy of the sexes... Guy suddenly having no pants is a bad date, girl suddenly having no pants might not be as bad

 

[Funky Papa]

Fuck cats.

The way they stare at people having sex can't be trusted.

 

[Xiao Hu]

Talking about cats: We had a male cat in our garden today whose left pawn was seriously injured. I gave him some food but the poor one just cried a lot and limped away

 

[Prophet Steve]

It is taking too much willpower for me to not buy Dark Souls III now as I have too much of a backlog anyway.

It tempts me.

 

[DrM]

Lots of cats here in the village end as roadkills on the main road.

At least our cat squad is experienced when crossing the road when going on the hunting grounds.

 

[FloatOn]

It is taking too much willpower for me to not buy Dark Souls III now as I have too much of a backlog anyway.

It tempts me.

Do it for Jesus

 

[Prophet Steve]

Do it for Jesus

Screw you Jesus, I have already bought an outrageous amount of stuff this month.

 

[Transhuman]

I was making a joke about the dichotomy of the sexes... Guy suddenly having no pants is a bad date, girl suddenly having no pants might not be as bad

Sometimes my legs get hot and why should I have to put pants back on just because my roommates parents are visiting.

 

[FloatOn]

Screw you Jesus, I have already bought an outrageous amount of stuff this month.

I'm on a mission to turn fakegaf into darksouls3gaf

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

wait what? why am I never informed about the lovelife of you guys?? I tell you everything. EVERYTHING ;_;

If anything happens with me, don't worry, it will definitely be reported

I'm loyal unlike these other fuckers

 

[Misha]

Black firebomb:
Explodes upon impact... More deadly then STD bomb

 

[trab pu kcip]

She came over to watch cartoons with me, and then suddenly she came out of the bathroom with her pants off. AKA the perfect date.



Honestly I don't see anything serious in it. She kept messaging me so I just kinda said.. What the hell. It's been a while.

I have a nurse kink but I'm not sure we have a lot in common beyond that. I'm already married to destiny, anyway.

hm I see. well at least my "congrats on the sex" prophecy came true after all. it never fails.

If anything happens with me, don't worry, it will definitely be reported

I'm loyal unlike these other fuckers

you better get at it then! cant wait to hear your crazy date stories

 

[Jobbs]

hm I see. well at least my "congrats on the sex" prophecy came true after all. it never fails.

it was so easy that I'm starting to think she's a soviet spy

(been watching The Americans)

sometimes you just have to go with the moment, trabby

 

[Xiao Hu]

trab pu ckip

Reverse for 'brat'

Russian for 'brother'

You might be on something here, Jobbs...

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you better get at it then! cant wait to hear your crazy date stories

I mean

I didn't say I was going to put any effort into it

Just that I'd report

>_>

trab pu ckip

Reverse for 'brat'

Russian for 'brother'

You might be on something here, Jobbs...

Someone hasn't watched The Simpsons

EDIT: Also lol at brat being Russian for brother that's hilarious

 

[Halcyon]

I wish for sex some day.

 

[trab pu kcip]

trab pu ckip

Reverse for 'brat'

Russian for 'brother'

You might be on something here, Jobbs...

try again!

I mean

I didn't say I was going to put any effort into it

Just that I'd report

>_>


Someone hasn't watched The Simpsons

why not both?

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I wish for sex some day.

Shut up babyman

why not both?

*insert 100 different excuses to cover up the actual reason of I'm scared and have no self-confidence*