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[Xiao Hu]

Someone hasn't watched The Simpsons

And apparently I'm also shit at reversing words....

 

[Jobbs]

Why can't I let this shirt go?

I just can't let it go

I'm an animal...

 

[trab pu kcip]

Shut up babyman



*insert 100 different excuses to cover up the actual reason of I'm scared and have no self-confidence*

I'm scared too. we can pull through! *highfive.jpg*


I see jobbs is rocking the grunge look

 

[You Know Nothing]

Why can't I let this shirt go?

I just can't let it go

I'm an animal...

I wanna fuck you like an animal

I don't really. But this is the first thing that popped into my head.

 

[Vazra]

Why can't I let this shirt go?

I just can't let it go

I'm an animal...

Are those cum stains? Damn bro

 

[Xiao Hu]

Are those cum stains? Damn bro

Wtf? What kind of cum is that supposed to be?

 

[You Know Nothing]

Oh Jesus. My head is pounding.

Let me get some ibuprofen.

 

[Vazra]

Screw you Jesus, I have already bought an outrageous amount of stuff this month.

Get Dark Souls and gift me Melty Blood Actress Again Current Code. Do it for Jesus Christ in a G-String.

Wtf? What kind of cum is that supposed to be?

Old and crusty.

 

[Jobbs]

dude they're bleach stains and holes.. shirt is clean and germ free, just rekt

 

[Vazra]

dude they're bleach stains and holes.. shirt is clean and germ free, just rekt

radioactive cum confirmed.

 

[Xiao Hu]

I like Vazra more and more

 

[Vazra]

I like Vazra more and more

 

[You Know Nothing]

He's incorrigible.

And now I must slumber. Jesus, how did it get so late early. Sangria ain't to be fukt with.

 

[Jobbs]

Radioactive Cum was the name of my second punk band

 

[SolVanderlyn]

Sexy winking

I think you should count the number of Vazra gifs you've made.

 

[Xiao Hu]

He's incorrigible.

And now I must slumber. Jesus, how did it get so late early. Sangria ain't to be fukt with.

You pathetic human being. Try out Chinese baijiu

 

[Vazra]

He's incorrigible.

Part of the charm.

 

[Vazra]

I think you should count the number of Vazra gifs you've made.

27 here I should have some more to add on puush but I will work on that later.

EDIT: Was supposed to edit the previous post but shit happens ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[Jobbs]

27 here I should have some more to add on puush but I will work on that later.

EDIT: Was supposed to edit the previous post but shit happens ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

This one is the most interesting to me.

Was this acting, or did you just turn the camera on when you were already at a low point?

 

[Vazra]

This one is the most interesting to me.

Was this acting, or did you just turn the camera on when you were already at a low point?

Acting. I can cry on command

 

[Xiao Hu]

I think he cut some very sad onions before that

 

[Jobbs]

Acting. I can cry on command

Impressive.

I have some acting training but I can't usually cry on command, I'd need an aid.

 

[Vazra]

Impressive.

I have some acting training but I can't usually cry on command, I'd need an aid.

I got no training but I've been told I have potential. Never bothered auditioning or checking out training videos so its mostly just for fun.

 

[Jobbs]

Would you rather live in the pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?

 

[Vazra]

Would you rather live in the pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?

Is the giant hot and well endowed? This is an important question.

 

[trab pu kcip]

Would you rather live in the pocket of a sweaty giant, or inside his shower drain?

I understood that reference.jpg


I think pocket... all kinds of nasty stuff goes down the shower drain.

 

[Vazra]

I understood that reference.jpg


I think pocket... all kinds of nasty stuff goes down the shower drain.

Good point. If the giant is hot I can always make a hole on the pocket and reach other areas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Xiao Hu]

You forgot that he's sweaty and hence stinky.

 

[Jobbs]

Good point. If the giant is hot I can always make a hole on the pocket and reach other areas. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Can't believe you managed to make this dirty. You are a professional

I understood that reference.jpg


I think pocket... all kinds of nasty stuff goes down the shower drain.

But.. I don't want to live my life with a sweaty giant. At least in my shower drain home I'd have some peace and quiet. Come join me!

 

[Vazra]

You forgot that he's sweaty and hence stinky.

Who knows maybe I'll get used to it or develop a fetish. ¯\_(&#12484_/¯

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

I'm scared too. we can pull through! *highfive.jpg*

At least you have a frame of reference for what you're supposed to be doing. And also can probably talk like a normal human person.

*will be making excuses forever I've basically accepted that I'm probably gonna die alone at this point*

 

[Jobbs]

At least you have a frame of reference for what you're supposed to be doing. And also can probably talk like a normal human person.

*will be making excuses forever I've basically accepted that I'm probably gonna die alone at this point*

you are in dire need of a wingman

 

[Xiao Hu]

Who knows maybe I'll get used to it or develop a fetish. ¯_(&#12484_/¯

Have I told you before that I like you...a lot?

@Jobbs: You should volunteer!

 

[FloatOn]

Grill/chill is happening at my parents.

It ain't the same without beers tho :/

 

[Jobbs]

Have I told you before that I like you...a lot?

@Jobbs: You should volunteer!

RNH seems cool, I'd hang with him, but I don't live in the UK

also..

wtf?

:: backs slowly away ::

 

[Xiao Hu]

There must be a high percentage of people from the Arabic peninsula under the participants of this survey. The rest is just the usual western redneck.

Where are you living right now?

 

[Transhuman]

you are in dire need of a wingman

He'd still die alone because we are all alone.

 

[Vazra]

Have I told you before that I like you...a lot?

You may have said it but you can keep repeating it in the same way I wanna repeat a few things with a man.

Spoiler

or a few

 

[Transhuman]

I wish for sex some day.

 

[trab pu kcip]

You forgot that he's sweaty and hence stinky.

if you're attracted to someone their sweat will just make you hornier. he'll only stink if you're not biologically compatible *supporting vazras thirst

At least you have a frame of reference for what you're supposed to be doing. And also can probably talk like a normal human person.

*will be making excuses forever I've basically accepted that I'm probably gonna die alone at this point*

but I started out with no refence whatsoever. plus I rarely talk like a normal human person.

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

you are in dire need of a wingman

*comes up with more excuses*

*apologises for wallowing in self-pity*

*gets pizza and gets ready to go see Jeff Rosenstock for the second time this month*

 

[Jobbs]

:: stomach ache ::

aghhhh

 

[Xiao Hu]

if you're attracted to someone their sweat will just make you hornier. he'll only stink if you're not biologically compatible *supporting vazras thirst

In case you didn't know it yet, I like you too :3

but I started out with no refence whatsoever. plus I rarely talk like a normal human person.

You have already started your transmutation into that crazy cat girl from Norway

 

[Transhuman]

if you're attracted to someone their sweat will just make you hornier.

http://www.wired.com/2012/09/arousal-and-disgust/

Look at you all sciency and shit.

 

[Jobbs]

sweat is sexy..?

:: barfs ::

 

[zeemumu]

I'm scared too. we can pull through! *highfive.jpg*


I see jobbs is rocking the grunge look

*in ominous tone* We're all scared. You'd have to be crazy not to be scared.

Spoiler

Small Soldiers was a great movie.

Apparently I got more matches at some point but never noticed because I turned off Tinder notifications.

 

[Jobbs]

The ideal woman doesn't sweat nor poop and all that's inside of her are servos and wires and pneumatic actuators and a power source and a positronic brain

 

[RobotNinjaHornets]

but I started out with no refence whatsoever. plus I rarely talk like a normal human person.

Ok, well, maybe not like a normal human person but you don't immediately start panicking at the mere notion that you might have to have a conversation with someone you don't really know that well >_>

 

[Transhuman]

The ideal woman doesn't sweat nor poop and all that's inside of her are servos and wires and pneumatic actuators and a power source and a positronic brain

The ideal woman is filled with Metroid hatchling dna, plays lead guitar, and can pass through solid objects like Kitty Pryde.

 

[SolVanderlyn]