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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens

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Vazra

irresponsible vagina leak
Just came

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SystemBug

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some of the game dev peeps here might appreciate this, but i have been trying my hand at marvelous designer and honestly its a god send for doing clothes for 3D characters. I have the trial and this is what I did in like an hour

 

Halcyon

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My wife has friends over so I'm sitting at the dining room table like some sort of second class citizen in my own house.

I need more seating.


On a related note I've begun drinking rum.
 

FUME5

Member

So you're calling me a bag of shit?

My face is on fire and my voice is shot. Been OC spraying people all day and running them through SRF-B(a basic CQC course).

Why are you giving seamen an Orange County style spray tan?

My wife has friends over so I'm sitting at the dining room table like some sort of second class citizen in my own house.

I need more seating.

On a related note I've begun drinking rum.

Stand up for yourself.

I'd wear it.

I would not.

Think I'm just going to drop $200 on a phone and put up with the downgrade for the next 9-12 months. Wonder if all my Tinder matches will carry over...
 

Xiao Hu

Member
Good morning, fakers. Guess who hasn't had neither dinner nor breakfast yet!

It's me and some random dude in Thailand :S
 

FUME5

Member
Oleoresin capsicum, the pepper spray we use.

Was it fun spraying your lower ranked colleagues?

Good morning, fakers. Guess who hasn't had neither dinner nor breakfast yet!

It's me and some random dude in Thailand :S

Why not, and what does the random Thai dude have to do with anything?

I really should have chucked a sickie today so I could be playing DS3 and not correcting 6 years worth of soil investigation tables.
 

Xiao Hu

Member
Why not, and what does the random Thai dude have to do with anything?

Wasn't really hungry yesterday in the evening so I skipped the meal. Today I was way too lazy to get up in time and prepare a breakfast. The Thai guy is my brother from a different mother.
 

I'm still trying to decipher which panel applies to which game, haha.

You made a wise choice.

You picking it up too? :)

But you are going to play Dark Souls someday right?

Probably. I've played Demons, DS2 and Bloodborne, but I've also already seen half the game via streaming. So my curiosity has been mostly slaked already and I'm going to need to wait until I have some down time.



It's hilarious how much progress is led by the porn industry. Hopefully other major tubes join in solidarity.
 

Timu

Member
Probably. I've played Demons, DS2 and Bloodborne, but I've also already seen half the game via streaming. So my curiosity has been mostly slaked already and I'm going to need to wait until I have some down time.
Yes, hope you do someday as the 1st is my fav of the series. You're gonna die a lot though.=p
 

zeemumu

Member
That's weird. My dad left to go pick up his car hours ago but I just got a call from the tire place saying that he hasn't picked up his car yet.

I need to make a confession. I'm playing Ratchet & Clank tonight instead of Dark Souls. James Arnold Taylor and David Kaye are my homeboys.

I don't blame you. The Ratchet and Clank games are fun. The only Ratchet and Clank that I finished in its entirety though was Size Matters. I got to the very end of the first Ratchet and Clank but had to return it before I could beat the boss, but I do remember having a lot of fun with it.
 

Jobbs

Banned
dark souls 3 talk:

for my solo character I think I'm going to roll herald since I've never really done a proper faith build

my co-op character is going to be start as a thief. I've never really gone full ninja in a souls game either.

of course I'll probably end up respeccing like a madman as certain situations pop-up but this is my intial plan

Be prepared for faith to be pretty shitty for anything but heal/regen unless/until they patch it.
In the JP version I brought faith to 34 and farmed sunlight medallions to get greater lightning spear, and it does comically low damage. No practical use.

I never found the location of other offensive faith spells, so they either aren't available early or are well hidden. Don't expect faith to be much other than heal/regen and some minor utility in the first half of the game.

pyromancy seems strong.

I might do a quality build since I know the location of a number of cool str/dex weapons.

:: taxes ::
 

Jobbs

Banned
I need to make a confession. I'm playing Ratchet & Clank tonight instead of Dark Souls. James Arnold Taylor and David Kaye are my homeboys.

Oh, shit, I forgot about this.

I'm not usually into the old shit-era platformers (fuckin Crash Bandicoot is awful, sorry) but R&C is the one I have a soft spot for. I need this.

I might join you on this one soon enough, it looks great
 

zeemumu

Member
Oh, shit, I forgot about this.

I'm not usually into the old shit-era platformers (fuckin Crash Bandicoot is awful, sorry) but R&C is the one I have a soft spot for. I need this.

I might join you on this one soon enough, it looks great

I don't put Ratchet and Clank and Crash in the same era.

Crash goes in with Spyro and Gex.

Ratchet and Clank goes in with Jak and Daxter and Sly Cooper.
 

Jobbs

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I don't put Ratchet and Clank and Crash in the same era.

Crash goes in with Spyro and Gex.

Ratchet and Clank goes in with Jak and Daxter and Sly Cooper.

I'm not sure why I said crash, I was honestly thinking Jak when I said it. brain misfire

I didn't like crash bandicoot either though :)

I'm not generally into that style of game though. R&C just gets a pass because I, for whatever reason, like it. Positive associations and all that. I played it on PS2 during a happy time in my life.
 

Nerdkiller

Membeur
I need to make a confession. I'm playing Ratchet & Clank tonight instead of Dark Souls. James Arnold Taylor and David Kaye are my homeboys.
Dark Souls' difficulty has got nothing on Dirt Rally's.

And to be quite frank, if I was put in the situation between Dark Souls and R+C, I think I'll take the latter, if for the fact that it's being priced cheaper. I mean, the prices here for a new game are ridiculous, now. A gen ago, they would be €60. Now I'm seeing new games for €74.99. It's a joke.
 

zeemumu

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I'm not sure why I said crash, I was honestly thinking Jak when I said it. brain misfire

I didn't like crash bandicoot either though :)

I loved Crash Bandicoot as a kid. Would've liked it more if I didn't accidentally subject myself to Nintendo-hard mode by never having a PS1 memory card. Crash Bash was a poor man's Mario Party but I liked it anyway.

The first Jak and Daxter is a completely different beast compared to Jak 2 and 3.

I would take Spyro over those.

Is he still in Skylanders? Because that started out as his game in the same way that the Rabbids started out as Rayman's game.
 

SystemBug

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rachet and clank was always kinda bad for me. Just mindless shooting. Atleast with crash you do get some challenging platforming. And Jak for the most part was an evolution of that.

Will still get the new one since its cheap lol
 
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