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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
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I'm hard. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
Newhaven is garbo in the UK as well
Seems to be a rule of nature
I've forgotten how to play Dark Souls
He's difficult
Also I was not expecting a tutorial boss to have 2 forms holy what
I hope the tingling feel in your balls is right about it.
Sol, pls pm me some material to carefully evaluate the position your about 'to get in'.
Went Warrior, though Pyromancer was my next pick...
I'll probably have a few builds by the end.
Yeah, I normally roll with a mixed knight / miracle build but I figured I'd play something a little less defensive after Bloodborne.
Died to him twice 'cause I was trying to fight him like I had a good enough shield to block his shit, stayed on the outside and killed him with fireballs on the third try without getting hit. Didn't get to the boss of the next area yet, my DS reflexes haven't quite kicked back in.
Get Dragonz to write you some slashfic.
I can only inform you of what I've read. I probably know too much for a straight guy.
So embers are my humanity right? I'm not using online for the moment so I'll hang onto those. I went with mercenary.
Andre! You're alive!
A good friend of mine will visit me in Shanghai next month. If only you had the chance to read our Whatsapp conversation....
It's basically sexting without pics nowadays leaving me with blue balls. I'm not sure I want to make my relationship to him more complicated by ending up in bed, I rather assume he's having a good giggle by teasing hard
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
Started as a herald. The extra heals have been helpful. I didn't play as much as I'd like today but I plan on doing some jolly co-op this weekend
I had a bit of a tough time with his first form but only because it had been so long so since I played a souls game. Also the new engine takes some getting used to. Everything is much faster. I didn't play bloodborne so I'm not used to this.
A visual representation of what may happen to my partner next time I get laid (the last 2 seconds anyway):
Yeah, was going to go Herald as that's usually how I play.
Yeah, was going to go Herald as that's usually how I play.
liliththepale
Banned
John Carlos, try to woo the heart of this other girl and then fall back to priesthood should that fail. It's never too late, right? Or is somewhere around the thirties the cut-off point?
Also show us her picture! >
ha, she's really spreading her legs. Good luck! ♥
Also show us her picture! >
A visual representation of what may happen to my partner next time I get laid (the last 2 seconds anyway):
ha, she's really spreading her legs. Good luck! ♥
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I have a cute butt. Thanks genetics.
Ugh wreck me daddy.😩A visual representation of what may happen to my partner next time I get laid (the last 2 seconds anyway):
This cannot be said by anyone in this thread unless backed up by receipts
I mean this in a completely scientific, platonic and non creepy way btw
Like if I were to say that I have a super nice cock I'd fully expect vazra to demand evidence. I've learned to not be put off by such behavior in this thread
I have a mates bucks night on Saturday, if we end up hitting the clubs I may just bang a rando, my thirst levels are approaching that point.
Can still be improved with more squats.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I am the queen I don't need proof
I bet.
Blatant lie.
Like you just went horse riding for the first time.
I'm not lying! They just get reset every night because I cry myself to sleep
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
what
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
To be that young again, lol. Mine is cute in pants. Out of them it turns into a jiggly mess. There's like a layer of stuff that won't leave no matter how much I work out, lol.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Have you tried supplements / fat burners?
Mine is jello no matter what
The old sobwank huh?
liliththepale
Banned
My butt's super cute but also I could be lying. >
https://twitter.com/adultswimgames/status/571456943849672704
https://twitter.com/adultswimgames/status/571456943849672704
You haven't fully lived until your own tears have landed on your own erect penis.
Hahaha, a friend spent ages on that DS flipnote studio animating a short film about this dude I went to uni with eating a block of cheese in the shower while having a sobwank, with that weird audio you could do just going *sob* *wack* *sob* *wack* over and over.
Truly, it was a work of art.
Yeah, squats and deads have given me a bit of a butt, but it seems to be climbing higher up my back...
*readies riot hose for vazra*
I demand receipts. Also hose me with the love juices from your sausage.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Since when has Jobbs been making a video game?
does it act as a good lubricant at least?
oh lord.
why the block of cheese though?
He's too thirsty captain, we can't hold him back!
Genius needs no reason.
For about the same amount of time as you've been embracing the void.
A Fish Aficionado
I am going to make it through this year if it kills me
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Just the normal stack I use. Eh, it's no biggie. I'm in good shape. Just got a jiggly butt. Better than being a flat butt I guess. It makes my tape for the PFA annoying af though. My wide hips and big butt mean I ALWAYS get taped even though I am clearly not a fattie
He's too thirsty captain, we can't hold him back!
Whoa, white shirts with coveralls that is an old ass picture. That looks like probably DC olympics, maybe a basic DC class? I'm confused why they are on a hose but aren't wearing an FFE ?_?
Unrelated, I don't care what anyone says Kanye is amazing. Shaking my jiggly butt to a kanye playlist on my phone in my seat atm.
Unrelated 2, my thirst is powerful. When I get back in port later this week, priority one will be squeezing the shit out of my daughter, priority two will be hunting for some d.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Life hack: kill everyone but your crush so that they're forced to date you
That was an interesting DS3 session.
Won't they just resent you for attempting to strong arm them? Is that what you want, Dragonz? Alycia's eternal resentment?
Won't they just resent you for attempting to strong arm them? Is that what you want, Dragonz? Alycia's eternal resentment?
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
She doesn't have to know
The girl I dated right after the divorce was a petite marathon runner. While attractive in her own way her lean, virtually nonexistent ass was certainly not one of her better attributes.
What I'm trying to say is that having some jiggle can actually work imo and that excessive working out can be detrimental.
What I'm trying to say is that having some jiggle can actually work imo and that excessive working out can be detrimental.
She'd figure it out. I'm afraid of there being a Fear the Walking Dead panel at Wondercon next year because I'm afraid of what you'll do if I allow you to walk into that room.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
I'd sit there like a good little angel and then lowkey freak out if I had the chance to actually get her autograph or something.
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Transhuman
Unconfirmed Member
Little to no ass is the best kind of ass. Means you can fit into all kinds of pants.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
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