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FakeGAF Episode 5: The Thirst Awakens
- Thread starter WhereAreMahDragonz
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You were missing my posts huh? My life is devoted to DS3 atm tho.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
No. I feel weird, and from the outside it probably just looks like I'm mentally handicapped today. I keep doing weird hand gestures and rubbing my face.
Maybe someone drugged me while I wasn't looking.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
At least Korrasami made it
Sign
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WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
But when your f/f ship does deserve it and doesn't make it...that's the worst. No one deserves the hell im going through.
*cries*
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
I got to talking to an old acquaintance on FB for hours and got really nostalgic.
Additional FakeGAF confession: I had a threesome once, with two really hot girls. One was my crazy trust fund baby EX I severed ties with and another was a girl I'm friends with to this day. We're both single now. I was going to become a priest, but... is there a chance... maybe?
Am I just being a thirsty bastard?
Additional FakeGAF confession: I had a threesome once, with two really hot girls. One was my crazy trust fund baby EX I severed ties with and another was a girl I'm friends with to this day. We're both single now. I was going to become a priest, but... is there a chance... maybe?
Am I just being a thirsty bastard?
Professor Beef
Banned
Asami deserved better than Mako, and she got it
Probably the latter. Either way give us the details of the threesome
I don't undershtand the question, are you having some kind of priest conflict? otherwise just go ask her out and see if you can get some
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Priests can't have relations or get married. The only barrier to the job I've seen. I did ask her out and she said she wants to meet up again, but can't right now as she has no car... (excuse? Maybe)
It was pretty awesome. The highlight of my sexual life for sure. Not giving additional deets because that's NSFW, disrespectful to those involved, and crude.
That doesn't sound the least bit healthy. I suggest abandoning that idea completely and go date girls because that's clearly what you want to do and there's nothing wrong with it
Then I'll have to ask you to write a re-imagining of it in the form of a fanfiction between Betsy Ross, Abraham Lincoln, and the Hogwarts Castle.
Nerdkiller
Membeur
I'll get my coat.
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
So I've realised that I've been massively overheating my CPU, and have had the amusing situation of limiting it to 75% usage improving the performance of Dark Souls massively
However that's dumb
Someone help me pick a good fan or heatsink or something I dunno I only program the computers I don't know what's in them
EDIT: NOT TO GET AWAY FROM THE SEX TALK OR ANYTHING god I'm like the fucking weirdo who sits there talking about fucking Pokemon or some bullshit at a party or something christ
However that's dumb
Someone help me pick a good fan or heatsink or something I dunno I only program the computers I don't know what's in them
EDIT: NOT TO GET AWAY FROM THE SEX TALK OR ANYTHING god I'm like the fucking weirdo who sits there talking about fucking Pokemon or some bullshit at a party or something christ
ceallach is trying to tell us she's been spit roasted
o my
personally I don't have a lot of actual interest in a threesome, the fantasy can be sorta nice on the surface but if I think it through too much it starts to sound less and less appealing. I like intimacy + connection
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Don't worry, this is also me 99% of the time
My EX and this other girl are bi and we were all really good friends beforehand, so the intimacy was still there
your CPU shouldn't be massively overheating unless there's terrible airflow from gunk and dust or you're overclocking it or something is damaged or whatever. take a look and see if there's tons of dust in there
and I don't lead a very sexy life or anything either, I mostly just chill and play with my toys and work on my things
RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
There's still the 1% though
That fucking 1%
Every time
This is a rich person joke. If you push the definition of joke to include stuff that isn't funny.
your CPU shouldn't be massively overheating unless there's terrible airflow from gunk and dust or you're overclocking it or something is damaged or whatever. take a look and see if there's tons of dust in there
and I don't lead a very sexy life or anything either, I mostly just chill and play with my toys and work on my things
I checked yesterday and it seemed ok, I think it's just lack of decent cooling. Like I bought a fan with the rest of the parts but it was the wrong size for the case, but then never got a separate fan to replace it.
And by massively overheating I mean it was going up to 100C, just for reference >_>
That maybe something might happen. Guy has been somewhat chatty today too.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Woods wishes he had your stache.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Would it be creepy and unethical to post pics of the girl I'm interested in
I think thats something that maybe you show it privately to friends?
EDIT: Unless the picture is on a public site everyone can access I suppose but still I think its something about the privacy.
Ceallach
Smells like fresh rosebuds
Gangster. I wish more women would take control of their sexuality like that and get some of these retarded ideals of feminine virtue put in the past.
Frowned upon due to creepiness.
Well, she's a bipolar, bisexual ex stripper, so she's not your average. Don't really talk to her after I kind of sent her to my friends bed at a party one night, leading to a 2 year dysfunctional relationship...
Speaking of feminine virtue, the girl is embarrassed by what she wrote and was sorry for being in a weird mood. I'm like, we're both 38 year olds and straight up people, you want it you can get it, that was the subtext of my reply anyway.
Well, she's a bipolar, bisexual ex stripper, so she's not your average. Don't really talk to her after I kind of sent her to my friends bed at a party one night, leading to a 2 year dysfunctional relationship...
Speaking of feminine virtue, the girl is embarrassed by what she wrote and was sorry for being in a weird mood. I'm like, we're both 38 year olds and straight up people, you want it you can get it, that was the subtext of my reply anyway.
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
It's on FB.
I'll just refrain. Dumb question to begin with
Yeah, I figured this would be the consensus.
Side note: I finally picked up Bravely Default two years late. It's... pretty good. Not amazing, but pretty good.
Hmm It probably is. But now that you bring it up...I'm interested.
but yeah don't post it up in a public forum.
You can PM me. Also there is nothing like a dumb question. Better safe than sorry.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Is she hot
Back to the nerd shit, who started as what in DS3?
Figured I'd go with the Pyromancer this time around, seems like a decent starting build so far.
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Hahah, new phone and the first 8 or so friend suggestions on Facebook are you lot and Fiction....and then it's 3 of the girls I went out with last year...
Figured I'd go with the Pyromancer this time around, seems like a decent starting build so far.
EDIT
Hahah, new phone and the first 8 or so friend suggestions on Facebook are you lot and Fiction....and then it's 3 of the girls I went out with last year...
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Give me her number what are you waiting for
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
Went Warrior, though Pyromancer was my next pick...
I'll probably have a few builds by the end.
Freeza Under The Shower
Member
You know, this thing comes up in Spotlight (2015) anyway, so I'll just mention it: in reality celibacy is not actually implemented. Similar to how we know where historic 'secret' conventions took place: just follow the prostitutes, that's where they be at.
So you know... don't become a priest. "spiritual consultant" is also catchier.
WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
She's mine
Unless I can have your number
I kid, I kid
I'm sorry I don't associate myself with people from CT
She's mine
Unless I can have your number
I kid, I kid
I can give you mine and send you my nudes "accidentally".
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RobotNinjaHornets
Banned
I went back to pyro as that was my DS1 run was done with and it served me well back then
SolVanderlyn
Thanos acquires the fully powered Infinity Gauntlet in The Avengers: Infinity War, but loses when all the superheroes team up together to stop him.
You racist! >=(
Baby, you know I want your nudes, but my heart belongs to the other side.
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WhereAreMahDragonz
Banned
Listen New Haven is a shithole and I have every right to be offended that it exists
I don't care about the heart dude. I care about the D. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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