How to: Tinder edition
Also their screenshot game is weaker than their pickup.
(ellipses are since I didn't go to the actual profile and just copied off the feed. it was worse when they showed more but i don't remember what it actually said)some ok cupid profile said:Hey girl, have you met Ted?You should feel my ... or annulment final and please be single.- Please be looking and be ready to be in ... very sexy. (U,R,K,) Will not merit a response.
If you were swinging my way you could be doing things for two hours. *wink*finished training these people.
now to do nothing for two hours lol
finished training these people.
now to do nothing for two hours lol
Are you depressed?Man, now I'm listening to Mambo No. 5.
lmao
<3
Man, now I'm listening to Mambo No. 5.
lmao
#me
How to: Tinder edition
Also their screenshot game is weaker than their pickup.
It is amazing how bad Cheetos are.
Sí.Shakira sucks. Sorry.
Or at least Shakira singing in English needs to be stopped and obliterated from memory.
And Cotton Eye Joe.Let's go ahead and throw some Crazy Frog and Blue(Da ba dee) in there.
And Cotton Eye Joe.
how do your tell a friend to bring their roommate with them to an event but say it in a way that gives them the option rather than making it sound like you're expecting it to happen
"X can come too"
is more less where I'm at but if my friend just wants it between our friend group I don't want her to think she has to involve her roommates in it
I'm trying to figure out a way to give myself a bunch of energy for my drive home without eating a bunch of garbage that's laying around at work.
If you were swinging my way you could be doing things for two hours. *wink*
are you digging on the room mate or somethin
There are still 2 holes to choose from and I got moobs. Things can be worked out.brew some tea
why can't you have lady parts Vazra?
brew some tea
I took some pre-workout which I haven't done in quite some time. I forgot how well it works.
NEVER.
I can't even get into that song when drunk.
I had a group of students tell me I was their favorite teacher today. :]
I'll stop my job posts from now on, I promise
I miss working out
like I could probably still work out but my blood pressure is so fucked up right now that I'm afraid that if I do I'll end up passing out
pre workout just makes me have paresthesia
Post as much as you want dudeI had a group of students tell me I was their favorite teacher today. :]
I'll stop my job posts from now on, I promise
I had a group of students tell me I was their favorite teacher today. :]
I'll stop my job posts from now on, I promise
Ugh fuck. I need to meet people. I will legitimately be single forever otherwise, I never talk to new people.
How the hell do you meet people?
friends of friends, clubs (all three kinds), meetup.com
Are there any places you like hanging out? Book stores, Coffee shops, game stores or music stores? You can pretty much try going to places you feel comfortable in and talk about something about the place and start a conversation out of that. Even if you don't talk more with the people after that day it should help you feel more comfortable with talking with others. It can be annoying but it is doable.
Ugh fuck. I need to meet people. I will legitimately be single forever otherwise, I never talk to new people.
How the hell do you meet people?
I provided links :3My friends are about at useless at this as I am, so that's probably a write off
...wait what's the third type of club? Night, hobby aaand?
Cubans are often conservative I've heard since a bunch came legally awhile ago to escape Castro or something like thatgonna do my best to not have a panic attack hearing about the election results tonight
oh and my housemate just informed me that our Cuban neighbor has a Trump sign in front of his house. What in the actual fuck is this bufoonery?