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February Wrasslin' |OT| WrassleGAF. In 2016.
- Thread starter FallingEdge
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Prediction Time!
Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose - for the Main Event of WM 32.
Prediction: Dean Ambrose wins - as Bray Wyatt interferes and costs both Reigns and Lesnar the match. Buildup towards Wyatt Family vs Reigns and Lesnar (4v2 handicap match).
AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
Prediction: AJ wins, Jericho turns heel.
Kevin Owens vs Dolph Ziggler
Prediction: Owens wins, next night on RAW, Sami Zayn appears to challenge for the IC title at WM
Wyatts vs Giants
Prediction: Wyatts win 3-0
Charlotte vs Brie
Prediction: Charlotte wins - set up Sasha vs Charlotte at WM
Sasha & Becky vs Team BAD
Prediction: Sasha & Becky win - next night on RAW, match between the winners for match at WM
Peep Show: The introduction of HOW YOU DOIN as the challengers for WM.
Brock Lesnar vs Roman Reigns vs Dean Ambrose - for the Main Event of WM 32.
Prediction: Dean Ambrose wins - as Bray Wyatt interferes and costs both Reigns and Lesnar the match. Buildup towards Wyatt Family vs Reigns and Lesnar (4v2 handicap match).
AJ Styles vs Chris Jericho
Prediction: AJ wins, Jericho turns heel.
Kevin Owens vs Dolph Ziggler
Prediction: Owens wins, next night on RAW, Sami Zayn appears to challenge for the IC title at WM
Wyatts vs Giants
Prediction: Wyatts win 3-0
Charlotte vs Brie
Prediction: Charlotte wins - set up Sasha vs Charlotte at WM
Sasha & Becky vs Team BAD
Prediction: Sasha & Becky win - next night on RAW, match between the winners for match at WM
Peep Show: The introduction of HOW YOU DOIN as the challengers for WM.
This is all well and good except I hope they don't waste Brock Lesnar in a tag match at Mania.
BFIB
Member
Renee can't catch a break.
Those knees aren't near as dirty as they are in real life.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Lesnar v. Reigns v. Ambrose = Ambrose wins in a swerve. I would not be surprised at all if this ends semi-clean to set up a Reigns v. Lesnar rematch angle that's not for the title.
AJ Styles v. Jericho = Styles needs the win and Jericho gains nothing. The only way I see Jericho winning is if he straight up turns heel and cheats to set set up a WrestleMania payback moment.
Owens v. Ziggles = Owens wins easy, moves on to either Styles or Zayn (the rumor mill is talking about Zayn quite a bit now)
Wyatt Family v. Random Team of Large People = Wyatts. They win when they fight people who are on the same place in the card all the time.
Charlotte v. Brie = Brie will tease a win, but Charlotte will win and Brie leaves the company
Sasha/Becky v. Tamina/Naomi = Sasha and Becks win, Sasha turns on Becky immediately.
Peep Show: This is the Enzo and Cass moment we all wanted and they were smart to wait for a smarky ass crowd that knows the chant.
AJ Styles v. Jericho = Styles needs the win and Jericho gains nothing. The only way I see Jericho winning is if he straight up turns heel and cheats to set set up a WrestleMania payback moment.
Owens v. Ziggles = Owens wins easy, moves on to either Styles or Zayn (the rumor mill is talking about Zayn quite a bit now)
Wyatt Family v. Random Team of Large People = Wyatts. They win when they fight people who are on the same place in the card all the time.
Charlotte v. Brie = Brie will tease a win, but Charlotte will win and Brie leaves the company
Sasha/Becky v. Tamina/Naomi = Sasha and Becks win, Sasha turns on Becky immediately.
Peep Show: This is the Enzo and Cass moment we all wanted and they were smart to wait for a smarky ass crowd that knows the chant.
Dental Plan
Member
Only one man who isn't on the active roster can take on Undertaker. That man is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6SOYlunc88
I know the build up for Sami's match at Takeover Dallas will be very basic (and it doesn't even need more!) but I doubt he'll be in two feuds at the same time.
El Pescado
Member
Hey cool, my insurance won't pay for the nice, effective medicine I need and wants me to take three separate cheaper things instead. Awesome.
AND I'm missing Fastland for my wife's cousin's wedding. :/
AND I'm missing Fastland for my wife's cousin's wedding. :/
I think the key is whether Cena will be ready for 'Taker somehow, or whether Cena will be ready for WM in general. I think they have both Reigns and Lesnar sort of in flux while they figure out Cena's status. You could also do heel Reigns vs face Lesnar, or Reigns vs Cena and Lesnar vs Wyatt if they already have enacted Plan B for 'Taker.
The reason I like the tag match is that it sets up a storyline where once Lesnar leaves post WM, Heyman becomes Reigns' mouthpiece. Even later sets up a potential Reigns vs Lesnar match at WM 33 over Heyman.
Sami's at NXT Dallas? Hrm, yeah, they won't do both then. Then I'll say AJ Styles vs Kevin Owens for the IC Title in a triple threat.
BFIB
Member
Open bar, and medication? Gonna be Scott Hall on Sunday.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Super Cena is fine and all, but recovering from rotator cuff surgery in 4 months is basically impossible. Dude is not gonna be at mania.
We're talking crappy American healthcare in here?!
My son is having a CT scan on the ol' sinuses and they said it'd cost $1,200 ($1,000 deductible + 20% of the remaining $1,000). Seems stupid expensive! Haggled pre-arrival down to $950. After the actual CT scan I plan on rolling up into billing with $700 cash and offering it for a one-time payment cash discount. We'll see how it goes!
My son is having a CT scan on the ol' sinuses and they said it'd cost $1,200 ($1,000 deductible + 20% of the remaining $1,000). Seems stupid expensive! Haggled pre-arrival down to $950. After the actual CT scan I plan on rolling up into billing with $700 cash and offering it for a one-time payment cash discount. We'll see how it goes!
WWE.com has a story about the WCW Big Bang PPV relaunch in 2001 that almost happened:
http://www.wwe.com/article/big-bang-untold-story-wcw-pay-view-almost-happened
http://www.wwe.com/article/big-bang-untold-story-wcw-pay-view-almost-happened
Why don't you just watch Fastlane on your smart phone or tablet while at the wedding through the WWE Network for 9.99?
WWE.com has a story about the WCW Big Bang PPV relaunch in 2001 that almost happened:
http://www.wwe.com/article/big-bang-untold-story-wcw-pay-view-almost-happened
Cooool. I'll check it out.
I can't even imagine how weird it must be to go to a hospital and then get a bill for over a thousand bucks for getting healthy.
I mean, sure, I pay a monthly fee of just over a 100 Euro, but that seems a small price to pay than being confronted with a ton of costs if I happen to fall down some stairs some day or get cancer or something.
America, you weird.
I mean, sure, I pay a monthly fee of just over a 100 Euro, but that seems a small price to pay than being confronted with a ton of costs if I happen to fall down some stairs some day or get cancer or something.
America, you weird.
Oh, I'm still paying plenty in monthly premiums...
The Silver
Member
are you saying Cena has to overcome the odds?
Really, wow. This is why our government dictates what has to be covered, no questions asked, by basic health insurance. Companies aren't allowed to deny anyone that wants to insure themselves with them. All they can offer is extra coverage or more "own risk" for lower monthly costs for people that are so inclined (/don't have regular medical costs).
Bluekaveli
Member
I never heard of this. Neat.WWE.com has a story about the WCW Big Bang PPV relaunch in 2001 that almost happened:
http://www.wwe.com/article/big-bang-untold-story-wcw-pay-view-almost-happened
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
How to make the League of Nations not shit at WrestleMania (seriously - these are all higher guys on the card and exactly one of them is working Fastlane):
1) Turn Rusev face
2) Make Rusev fight the people in the LON
3) Profit
Basically, just turn Rusev face. Dude actually has a lot of charisma on the mic, but it's kind of wasted when you have this obviously goofy big Zangief dude trying to be a monster badass.
1) Turn Rusev face
2) Make Rusev fight the people in the LON
3) Profit
Basically, just turn Rusev face. Dude actually has a lot of charisma on the mic, but it's kind of wasted when you have this obviously goofy big Zangief dude trying to be a monster badass.
only would have worked with Turner's support and cleaning the fat and bloat that was guys like Hogan, Nash, and Hall.
I'd normally agree with you but it's Cena, so there's that 1% chance he pulls it out.
They can do that down the line. Reigns/Lesnar II is the match to do at WM.
and with the way they reported on the New Japan talent coming over, it seems like they're going after the sheetz as well.
Only a matter of time before we see "The 10 Biggest SHOOTS in Sports Entertainment History! #3 Will STUN You!"
Shut up. ;_;
Yeah, I'm surprised that I don't remember hearing about this fabled PPV, The Big Baaang.
So, this obviously brings us to... WWE PRESENTS WCW THE BIG BANG 2016! Who would it be? Who's alive? Make a card, someone. >_>
I can't see the future Cena EVER having a heel turn.
Unless they go for an anti-hero ultimate redemption angle.
WWE Fastlane |OT| It's A Roundabout
Actually, fuck it, I want Lesnar to win. Gimme HHH vs Lesnar for the title at Mania. Let Lesnar just maul Hunter and then start God King Lesnar reign 2.0. Heyman's promo for it would be epic.
"My client, Barrrrrack Lesnar, does not need fancy Hollywood inspired introductions in order to carry relevance going into WrestleMania. My client's relevance going into WrestleMania was set in stone for all eternity the moment he became the ONE in twenty-one and one when he did the impossible and ended the Undertaker's undefeated streak, something you couldn't do in three attempts Hunter. So Hunter, bring your fancy introductions, your NXT superstars, and your wealthy in-laws. Because all of that will not matter because nothing will stop my client from walking out of WrestleMania the new reigning defending undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion"
"My client, Barrrrrack Lesnar, does not need fancy Hollywood inspired introductions in order to carry relevance going into WrestleMania. My client's relevance going into WrestleMania was set in stone for all eternity the moment he became the ONE in twenty-one and one when he did the impossible and ended the Undertaker's undefeated streak, something you couldn't do in three attempts Hunter. So Hunter, bring your fancy introductions, your NXT superstars, and your wealthy in-laws. Because all of that will not matter because nothing will stop my client from walking out of WrestleMania the new reigning defending undisputed WWE World Heavyweight Champion"
Bluekaveli
Member
I guess that's why they're bring Goldberg back. Hogan will be on the show as well(T hat will be the main event) . Rey Rey v. Psychosis in an Eddie Guerrero tribute match.
Jericho v. DDP
Nash and Hall v. Harlem Heat
Bischof v Vince
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Why do we need Roman to be the ultra never turns heel guy when they've got Zayn and Bayley as the two people who can never possibly work heel
Totally Buffed
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
WWE Fastlane |OT| Roundabout to WrestleMania
Liquidsnake
Banned
Bluekaveli
Member
YOU SAY YOUR NAME IS FINLAY AND YOU LOVE TO FIGHT,
I SAY YOUR NAME IS FINLAY AND YOU'RE A BATTURD!
I SAY YOUR NAME IS FINLAY AND YOU'RE A BATTURD!
I think Totally Buffed was broken up before 2001. That is one of the best parts of WCW 2000 though.
Whoops, that's wrong. They made it until the end. So yes, three good things about WCW 2001.
El Pescado
Member
Luckily for me I'm straight edge.
*Turns to the camera and waves* Hey Colt Cabana!
I can't afford those kinds of data charges with the amount of insulin and medication I have to buy now.
Because there's no way the current management would ever allow Zayn or Bayley to be the face of the company.
That's not remotely true - they're already the face of NXT (Zayn returning from injury) - and said management is also powerful in WWE.
avengers23
Banned
Yeah but NXT is a lot less mainstream. I'd like to believe the WWE audience would be open to a non-male face of the company but I'm not so sure. Not to mention that Sami doesn't have "the look".