Bluekaveli
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That's his signature move 😶
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why settle for 46 year old shane when all you need is some JUICE to look like 53 year old vince?
Brock will turn it into a German Suplex at Mania.
Just wait for the "People like you don't win world titles" promo.
I mean...Reigns already won the Title. Twice. Bryan won the Title 3 times. Reigns is a cheap little shit would paid for a Genie Genie to skip to the last level. He couldn't be bothered with the IC or US Title.
Bluekaveli
Member
That shit still doesn't look real. It's like The Sopranos hologram. It's like they took almost flabby and sick Arnold and put Vince's head on it.why settle for 46 year old shane when all you need is some JUICE to look like 53 year old vince?
Remember when they had Cena beat Jericho, Big Shoe and Randy Orton in a gauntlet match? All main event guys at that pont. Or when they had him virtually defeat Mark Henry in an arm wrestling contest? Reigns isn't even in Cena's atmosphere for superman powers.
They'll have Reigns defeat God somehow. Not even Cena's done that.
Bluekaveli
Member
I think in going to find Roman and give him a piece of my mind. Shootperman Punch his ass
So shiny and glistening, it's hard to look away.
The Silver
Member
God still hasn't recovered from being beaten by Vince
Sibersk Esto
Banned
yahweh needs to get his heat back brother
are you trying to say wrestling is fake?
shanafan
Member
Apparently May's PPV has been renamed from Payback to Extreme Rules.
The Raw Monday after Wrestlemania is advertised as WWE Monday Night Raw vs. WWE
http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe...iew_and_Moves_Extreme_Rules_Up_One_Month.html
The Raw Monday after Wrestlemania is advertised as WWE Monday Night Raw vs. WWE
http://www.lordsofpain.net/news/wwe...iew_and_Moves_Extreme_Rules_Up_One_Month.html
blackaroni
Member
Kinda insulted by your claims that wrestling is fake.
Bluekaveli
Member
It's like an early EA game from last gen. Bloom. Bloom. Bloom!
how else am i supposed to reconcile seeing Saxton pass a foreign object to roman
UrbanDandy
Member
You have a point there.
Biggest-Geek-Ever
Member
Are... are you saying Saxton was born in Kenya?
UberTag
Member
That's a bold claim in the era of Cena's Springboard Stunner, Ambrose's Wacky Line and Del Rio's "Please Hold Yourself Up So I Can Stomp On Your Chest".
i used to do this every shower for a good year straight
i can confirm that trips is the god of spitting water and making it look badass
Bluekaveli
Member
Keep trying. It's easy
Pop-O-Matic
Banned
He has a plastic tube surgically installed in his forehead to do the water spitting properly.
You need to have game before you can do that.
Dark Ninja
Member
Probably black with tons of shots of espresso in it. I would like to see HHH drinking some sort of Mocha Frappe concoction though.
BoboBrazil
Member
Did Shane McMahon come back to take over for Vince because Vince is preparing to be Trump's vp pick?
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
I think the funniest part was that one time they got Roman over in Philly and then promptly forgot what they did to get Roman over
Well, those guys can have a dumb move each.
But Naomi, she has two. And they are more dumberer.
Sweeney Tom
Banned
I'm glad they're going back to Philly next month. They won't give him the same reaction they did in December and only then will they realize they're fucked
UberTag
Member
I actually like the idea of the Philly crowd being inexplicably into Roman and cheering for everything he does JUST to fuck with Vince's mind.
Considering they have to go through Chicago, Philly and Brooklyn over the next month, I'd be surprised if Reigns isn't mugged outside of the Arena.
He's not the guy, simple as that. At this point, the guy is probably Seth when he comes back as a face.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Why do you think Roman had to undergo "emergency surgery" while Triple H is cutting promos every week?
Because they're keeping Roman out through all of the locations where he'd get booed or be expected to talk.
Or they are trying to give him a rest and/or keep him uninjured for Mania.
Bit of both I reckon.
Angry Grimace
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One turns to the other and says "does something taste funny to you?"
Sitting the babyface in your biggest event of the year in the critical buildup to the event makes no sense.
Which could be said for your reasoning too.
They do the injury angle to give him a break (maybe...although I wouldn't be surprised if he's still wrestling come Monday), build sympathy and grandeur in his absence(or at least try), reap a mini-pop on his return.
I mean, they have 6 weeks to
Do you think the audience is going to cool on him more from being out with an injury instead of wrestling Rusev for 3 weeks straight? They just spin their wheels having the face fight the heel in 4 different ways before the PPV on every other build, then do that match a 5th time on Sunday. That's how WWE works these days. Trips ain't going to fight til the event, so we'll get league of jobbers matches in singles and tag variations for 5 weeks and a confrontation on the go home show. There's nothing to build (or at least, no reason that they feel they need to build on), so it's just wrestling for the sake of wrestling.
And they are already breaking under injuries.
UberTag
Member
Would be hilarious if they keep Roman off TV with his kayfabe injury but still have him inexplicably work house shows.
Discotheque
Banned
how many house shows do they do a week? i imagine that's also what increases the likelihood of injuries. don't they rotate roster use in them? besides..he has a surgery to recover from.
Ambrose gets destroyed by Lesnar in a parking lot? Returns the same night
HHH bangs Reigns' face against the announcing table a couple of times? 2-3 weeks out.
LOL
You know, I don't think anyone would mind if the title match was Ambrose vs Lesnar and this dumb feud between Reigns vs HHH was simply non-title. At least I would be fine with that, I mean, they can book Reigns as strong as they want but keep him out of the title picture for a while, being patient with it and making it seem like he actually earned the chance to get to the top would certainly help them.
HHH bangs Reigns' face against the announcing table a couple of times? 2-3 weeks out.
LOL
You know, I don't think anyone would mind if the title match was Ambrose vs Lesnar and this dumb feud between Reigns vs HHH was simply non-title. At least I would be fine with that, I mean, they can book Reigns as strong as they want but keep him out of the title picture for a while, being patient with it and making it seem like he actually earned the chance to get to the top would certainly help them.
Dark Ninja
Member
Ambrose gets jumped from behind. HHH slowly walks towards a standing Roman Reigns and beats him up.
Discotheque
Banned
roman reigns is a better actor though. paul heyman was so on point with that ambrose comment "..one of those hardcore kids..."
whereas you saw fear in roman's eyes when the cerebral assassin (lol) walked out. he emoted a lot in the ring as hhh was walking towards him. hell he almost looked like he was gonna cry for a second, dude defo needs mic-work though.
whereas you saw fear in roman's eyes when the cerebral assassin (lol) walked out. he emoted a lot in the ring as hhh was walking towards him. hell he almost looked like he was gonna cry for a second, dude defo needs mic-work though.
The Silver
Member
I can't believe I'm actually anxious for RAW to see what the Undertaker aka Dickkicker has to say about his role in this Shane business.
i hope its 1st so i can leave and throw Raw on in the background like usual
i hope its 1st so i can leave and throw Raw on in the background like usual
I Wanna Be The Guy
U-S-A! U-S-A! U-S-A!
I usd to do this all the time whn I was a kid. When I wasn't pretending to b Lara Croft reenacting the Lara Croft Lucozade ads, I was spitting water pretending to be Triple H.
Oh yeah and whwn I wasn't doing that I was showing everyone how great I was at doing the People's Eyebrow.
Discotheque
Banned
every attitude era kid tried to do the hhh water spit. i remember being jealous of this one kid in school who had it perfectly.
British Monsoon
Member
Goddammit, now I've got to spend money again! Probably going to try and get front row for this one...