Serpentine
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Yo so that Raw thread was totally unneeded. It wasn't a BAD episode but it was just another episode. also dat leather jacket Dean
Want me to make you feel old?
The vast majority of kids that Cena appeals to have never seen Hogan in a WWE ring for their entire life.
Hogan has been gone from the WWE longer than his entire WCW run.
[/QUOTE]*edit, apparently W-1's Sumo Hall show is selling really badly - that's the one with all the main TNA titles being defended. In response, Mutoh's also booked Takayama and Kojima on the cards, who are two guys people generally buy tickets for (well, maybe not Tak these days), so hopefully they'll have a decent crowd so it doesn't end up being an early death knell for the company.
JBL is the WORST. he's King-level bad at his worst. they spend a good few minutes discussing Big E's name and how it sounded like Igor (which isn't even the Winnie the Pooh character). he suxWas it really necessary for JBL to intimate that he thinks Emma is ugly? As a heel commentator, you think he would've played up that she's "crazy", rather than shitting all over the dancing gimmick and basically calling her an uggo.
Was a pretty dull show, Kane vs D-Brine was fun, though.
Want me to make you feel old?
The vast majority of kids that Cena appeals to have never seen Hogan in a WWE ring for their entire life.
Hogan has been gone from the WWE longer than his entire WCW run.
I'm sure there'll be some new toys for them to shill with Emma, Santino, Khali, and The MatadorsStill baffled by the decision to give the tag titles to the NAO - instead of building up existing teams or introducing new ones (bring back the Edgeheads, gives Ryder and Hawkins something to do). Hopefully the Uso's get the rub at WM... Have to feel sorry for the Rhodes bros - will they even get on the pre-show?
Khali
I, for one, am still baffled they are legit going with Triple H vs. Bryan and Orton vs. Batista. Why would you expose Batista to that kind of go-away heat on purpose?
Still baffled by the decision to give the tag titles to the NAO - instead of building up existing teams or introducing new ones (bring back the Edgeheads, gives Ryder and Hawkins something to do). Hopefully the Uso's get the rub at WM... Have to feel sorry for the Rhodes bros - will they even get on the pre-show?
Also, I suppose Hogan's return coincides with the Network, so WWE'll be "go check out the legendary Hoak Hogan, back when he could walk properly".
I was kinda hoping they would fully embrace a storyline where they are in fact HHH's lackeys and are heel. They're still allowed to act like faces, though.
I'm pretty sure they're there to help give the Usos the rub, though. Goldust and Cody don't need it.
Fuck HHH vs Brine. Slap in the face.
Fuck HHH vs Brine. Slap in the face.
It's just so puzzling. Why would you completely ignore the audience.
Also, this means Punk is definitely not coming back next week, just as I was slowly building up some hope they had reached a deal.
I took a step back and had a real Come To Jesus meeting with myself.
I looked at this community from afar with fresh eyes and brother, I didn't like what I saw.
This place is full of toolboxes. Toolboxes who post too many threads. Toolboxes that snitch on each other to moderators. Toolboxes who won't stop bellyaching about children's television programming.
Looking down into this thread was akin to looking down into a Port-A-Potty that's been out baking in the hot sun. Looking deep into that blue liquid with brown turds floating around, dirty toilet paper clumps, soupy green diarrhea slop and bubbling, sudsy piss. That's what this thread looks like, drizzling shits. But beneath all the crap and piss, I saw a sapling of hope beginning to grow. A young tree in the form of a couple of cats named Alucard and Spider From Mars. These cats get it, man.
They realized long ago, what I realized these last few days:
It's all about Impact Wrestling.
With the Network launching, this place is going to get a lot shittier, a lot faster. As if there wasn't enough WWE programming in a week already.
I won't kid you. TNA will probably never be seen as anything other than a joke by these a-holes. There's probably going to be more posts this Thursday about their little Internet Wrestling show than Impact.
However, if you want in on this, it's real simple:
Set aside 2 hours a week. That's it, just 2 hours. This Thursday, from 9 pm to 11 pm est. Tune your TV to Spike, kick back and commit to making at least 5 posts about Impact.
This invitation is open to everyone here. You don't need to watch 8+ hours of wrestling a week to fit in here. All it takes is just 2 hours.
Has Vince written all over it. Remember the terrible Piggy James stuff? Also had some material with Kaitlyn and Natalya being chubby. Unless you're a twig or some big boobed blonde, Vince will make fun of you.Was it really necessary for JBL to intimate that he thinks Emma is ugly? As a heel commentator, you think he would've played up that she's "crazy", rather than shitting all over the dancing gimmick and basically calling her an uggo.
SUBSCRIBING TO WWE NETWORK RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
Wrestlemania XXX was just redeemed. Holy shit.
I'm willing to make an avatar bet that Bryan will be in the WWE Title match at WM30. I am that certain.
Any Takers?
Hopefully they're saving up that Emma and Santino kiss as a big Wrestlemania moment. Gonna be great!
I hate you so much.
It's the best booked angle in the WWE right now.
A "slow burn" if you will.
If this is the card with no changes, no Bryan double match, then the only logical thing to do is to either have Taker/Lesnar main event, because that is going to be a hot match and a crowd pleaser, or have Bryan/HHH main event, which would solve one of the problems (Bryan not main eventing) but still leave the other (Bryan not being in the title match).
I wonder if they're thinking about Orton retaining the title at WM, and Bryan beating HHH at WM and winning the title on RAW the next night in the main event. Since that's the biggest RAW of the year.
So is the Cena injury a shoot or a work?
I'm leaning towards work, and I think it may have been a last minute scramble so that they could set up Wyatt's vs. Shield pt.2 for mania.
So is the Cena injury a shoot or a work?
I'm leaning towards work, and I think it may have been a last minute scramble so that they could set up Wyatt's vs. Shield pt.2 for mania.
There's no way in hell that Orton/Batista goes on last unless the match changes to add another participant. Taker/Lesnar should be a great match but, unless Taker plans to announce his retirement, it's also not a great match to go on last since neither of these guys is on tv on a regular basis. Hell, Taker Wrestles like once or twice a year.
*edit, apparently W-1's Sumo Hall show is selling really badly - that's the one with all the main TNA titles being defended. In response, Mutoh's also booked Takayama and Kojima on the cards, who are two guys people generally buy tickets for (well, maybe not Tak these days), so hopefully they'll have a decent crowd so it doesn't end up being an early death knell for the company.