bean breath
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C'mon, man!
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February Wrasslin' |OT2| Where TNA Careers Never Existed
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serenewarfare
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There are so few "creampuff" fights for Brock at this stage. He'd get beat by anyone in the top ten, and they aren't bringing him back to fight Brendan Schaub. He can probably beat Mir though.
Deadly Joker
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Can we see some proof?
bean breath
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What? His facials are awful.
Ninja Scooter
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Mir would wreck him. Brock isn't what he used to be anymore.
That's why I think if he does MMA again it will be for a Beckham like deal with Bellator where they literally pay him ten times as much as anyone else to be their superstar and have him fight the competition older/more busted up than he is.
I still think WWE is most likely.
bean breath
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And the shot to Cena's family jewels doesn't?
serenewarfare
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Yeah, you're probably right.
Even guys in Bellator could probably give Brock a fight. And if they can touch his chin it's bad news for him.
funkystudent
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So anything of note happen for the rest of RAW?
serenewarfare
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If by "the rest of Raw" you mean all of it, then no.
hahahahahahahah
Ninja Scooter
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Mir has been spending the last 4 years continuing his mastery of the martial arts. Brock has spent the last 4 years getting fat and happy. He's 38 years old. His one advantage in MMA (his raw athleticism and explosiveness) is gone. He's got nothing for Mir. Frank would sub his ass with the quickness.
JOHN CENA TAPED A MAN'S GODDAMN FEET TOGETHER WITH DUCT TAPE TO WIN A MATCH. DUCT TAPE.
John Cena is a giant fucking weasel. A junk punch is justice.
sf2fanatic
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Phil Brooks took notes on how to win non clean matches for a year by watching Cena
Yeah, I'm with you. Bellator would pay him as a loss leader to give UFC a run, and the competition would be a lot less dangerous.
Plus, from a booking perspective, giving him a monster build would be a lot easier to pull off. The illusion can be carried for a lot longer when the ceiling is so much lower. If (when) he makes it to the top, they can control the names they bring in to keep stringing it along.
Ninja Scooter
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Frank Mir is the man who just destroyed Bigfoot, who destroyed Overeem, who destroyed Brock and sent him packing. MMA math never fails, brother.
Sweeney Tom
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Didn't Mir fight Sunday
How did that go
How did that go
Ninja Scooter
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bean breath
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Go frick yourself, m8.
dr3upmushroom
Banned
I'm watching In Your House: Final Four (Well just the main event), I crack up every time I hear Vader's theme music. How many times did this guy battle for the title, seems weird when a dude challenges that much and never actually wins it... Feels like the Buffalo Bills. It's also weird how dead the crowd was for Stone Cold (I know he was a heel at the time, but not even boos... some cheers though).
Sweeney Tom
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Damn. Expected and hoped he'd win, didn't think it'd be that quick.
Modern Brock could still probably put a better fight, Bigfoot hasn't been shit for a while
Modern Brock could still probably put a better fight, Bigfoot hasn't been shit for a while
lovely ladies
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Undertaker has a 99 in striking.
Deadly Joker
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suburban salon thick
Professor Beef
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Heel, if the Undertaker willingly chose to put aside his supernatural powers and used only his pure striking abilities, do you think he could go toe to toe with the best of the octagon?
that's like asking Wolverine to willingly put away his healing factor breh
they're inseparable
bean breath
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My man.
This is why no one in the WWE ecosystem can be that mother fucker.
Those are words born of bar fights and getting stabbed. Baron Corbin isn't going to cut that promo. Cesaro heard someone say those words to him, he'd shrivel up in a corner and hope the bad man goes away. Arn Anderson would be renamed Visigoth King Alaric as he sacked the city of Roman Reigns in one night. Cena would give up. Rusev would move to Siberia and hope Arn never finds him. Bryan fans wouldn't tweet shit out of fear for their own lives. The world would be legit shook.
bean breath
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What?!
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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I'm not Heel, but you can bet your ass Booger Red Taker could be at the top of the UFC if he wanted to be.
No question about that, Beef. Uppercuts to the throat are sanctioned in most states, and criminally underutilized in modern No Holds Barred contests, making him a unique threat to anyone in the heavyweight division.
That's not even factoring in his submission grappling ability. It's been said that Brazilian Jiu Jitsu practitioners modeled their "gogoplata" submission after Hell's Gate.
bean breath
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It was a squash match, they're not uncommon in the world of wrestling.
That was fucking dope. Not enough running knees in the WWE, for sure.
dr3upmushroom
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Looking like Sweet Dee's hotter younger sister.
shane mcmahon had a nasty jab, would give gsp fits
Biggest-Geek-Ever
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Look at this motherfucking savage soup bone. Undertaker would be making MMAers famous with these patented bombs.
I have to go with "Road Dogg" Jesse James. Unorthodox, yet effective.
sf2fanatic
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The Rock may get a spot on this discussion too. His quick 3 hit jabs
lovely ladies
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I would have to nominate Big Show's KO Punch.
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