Best thing about rude is that is real neame is Richard Rood.
Best thing? C'mooonnn.
And that reminds me of Ricky Steamboat's name being Ric(k) Blood.
"Okay, Ricky, you want to be a wrestler, huh? What's your last name?"
"Blood."
"Wow! That's pretty bad-a. Buuut, we're gonna go with Steamboat instead, kid."