Ah, sorry, I need to use google translate from reasonable to sjw gender bended thing:
"Uwuuuu, Pooopoooooo!!! REEEEE!!!! Where is my buttplug!? UuuuwuuuuuI felt like a man yesterday but I'm feeling like a lady today, so I need that! That and my hat, since I'll feel like man by next Wednesday. I'm sooooo opressed, I should be given a house and car and a good job even if the only thing I know how to do is write essays for youtube on how oppressed I am! Uuuuwooooo".