Nice OT. Real pretty visuals.
But I feel that this thread, after 10 years, isn't quite hype enough.
Let's do this.
To all the haters, Slim Tabby style.
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Now, everybody who loves JRPGs
Put your motherfucking hands up and follow me!
Everybody who loves JRPGs
Put your motherfucking hands up!
Look, look...
Now, while they post tough
Notice which gaffers did not have their hands up
Review thread got you gassed up
Now, who's afraid of big bad Tabata?
1, 2, 3, and to the 4; 1 Pac, 2 Pac, 3 Pac, 4
4 Pac, 3 Pac, 2 Pac, 1
Think youre Pac Man? More like his son:
You guys ain't no motherfucking AAA devs
But I know all about what Gaf says:
Its true, I am low-hanging fruit for fucking memes,
I do sleep at the office with my team
Yeah, my boy Ofuji is a cro-magnon bro
I do got a dumb friend named Kishimoto
Who shoots himself in the foot at every stage demo
And yeah, my game got panned by Gamekult, I know
And OG Stella does trump my girl,
I'm still standing here screaming, "Fucking Open World!"
Don't ever try to judge me, dudes
You don't know the dev hell I've been through
But I know something about you
Your GOTY was Inquisition, that shit is runny stool
What's the matter yall, embarrassed?
I appreciate good writing your favorite character was Sera
And how many of yall live in the basement of your parents
Got so many waifus up on you - who needs marriage?
You want turn-based battles? Instead you should
Forget that square dance bullshit, and JUST. GIT. GUD.
You fucking guys, scared someone will see you following XV on Facebook; its a bad look
*beat stops*
Fuck dev silence, Im an Active Time Reporter,
Fuck a proper plot, fuck an interesting rock, fuck Nomuras trailers; fuck everybody!
Fuck y'all if you doubt me!
I'm a JRPG director, I say it proudly
And fuck this battle, I don't wanna win, I'm outtie
Here, tell these people something they don't know about me
*drops mic*
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sHE0wmgljco&list=TLCWN_hP9-_74