Verse 1
Yo
Fans are more than ready, sales been weak, expectations are heavy
Theres vomit on the series already (Motomus spaghetti)
Tabbies nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and steady
But if the game bombs hell have to answer on Reddit
Hit the air button the whole crowd cheered so loud
But now Its 9/30 and the game wont come out
Choking on his Weissbier how, GifGafs joking now
Spin the calendar back to late November, blaow!
Fantasy to reality, oh! there goes gravity
Oh there goes Tabbie, hes yoked
Still to Versus but he wont appease Kagari, nope
Theres no party, Prince Noctis elopes
With Lunafreya, no hope for Luminous cause its broke,
And Roens stagnant he knows theres no depth to the mobile game, and its
Regis redesigned again, no longer Yakuza
Better capture the market and hope it dont pass him
Chorus
At least Shimomura did the music, one moment
You know what it might have been J. Soule?
When the game drops do not miss your chance to blow, two-hundred fifty
On the LE (Kingsglaives not included, though)
Verse 2
Light of my soul is escaping
Through new plot holes that are gaping
Goochs ring for the taking, make me king
As we move toward an open world order,
Linear games are boring, fans still conducting Lightnings post-mortem
HD towns grow harder, sub-30 FPS a non-starter
He knows these message board bros is all on him,
Coast to coast shows hes known as the globetrotter
But instead of ogling Cindy alongside Ofuji hed rather
Go home and spend some goddamn time with his daughter
But hold your nose cause here goes the watera
If these bros dont like the IQ on his product
Theyll switch to Persona, or one of those games that are waifu-wars fodder,
Boys to men so the story is told weve grown old since development started,
But the feedback cycle goes on, buh da bum, ba da ba da
Chorus
At least Shimomura did the music, one moment
You know what it might have been J. Soule
When the game drops do not miss your chance to blow, two-hundred fifty
On the LE (Kingsglaives not included, though)
Verse 3
No more handheld games,
Im a change JRPGs
Make em open world and gritty just like Witcher 3
When youre playing in the beginning
Youll see that Noct has changed
He been stached up and roughed up
And we fixed his bangs
But we kept his old design, cause as best I could decipher
Fans were still attached to it (though I think the new ones hyper),
But Nomuras burning pain is amplified by the
Fact that he cant finish an HD game for his
Life, and I can provide the right type of
Scope for Final Fantasy, cause man, hed still be planning when hes in adult diapers
And its no Kingslgaive, theres no transition wipe, for
Skipping awkward time, and directings so hard
And it keeps getting harder
Trying to feed and water old fans, plus
Teeter-totter caught up between pulling in their sons and daughters,
Stella drama fans are dreamin on and too much
For me to wanna visit IGN or Gamespot, 1080 P or not,
Its gotten to the point Im like a tonberry Ive got
To get this game to market or take Itos spot
In the closet, 10 million sales is my only option, fewers not,
Dont know how to cut it but this next trailers got
To take fans from preorder canceled to straight-up bought,
So here I go its my shot
Metacritic fail me not
This may be the only opportunity that I got
Chorus
At least Shimomura did the music, one moment
You know what it might have been J. Soule
When the game drops do not Miss your chance to blow, two-hundred fifty
On the LE (Kingsglaives not included, though)
Original Song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Yhyp-_hX2s
Original Lyrics:
https://www.google.com/search?q=lose+yourself+lyrics&ie=&oe=
