First Review - Final Fantasy VII: Advent Children

It's roughly a 100 minute movie, with action elements, character introduction elements, and the main story.

I for one --having played FF7 enough-- am glad that they don't waste any of those precious 100 minutes (which are probably like Pixar CG standards, 1 million USD per minute) for them to re-fuckin tell the story on FF7.

In fact, I would have been more pissed off if they wasted 20 or so minutes bringing everyone up to speed. Sure, it might have made it into a better movie all for your typical non-gamer movie watcher, but for fans that's just screen-time waste. Move the story on, don't know what's going on, then play Final Fantasy VII, it's not too shabby of an RPG ;)

I'm sure the Variety review does have merit beyond the whole "if you didn't play FF7 the game, you won't know what's going on sometimes" complaint.

Having seen Spirits Within, I'm sure I could pinpoint where Advent Children goes wrong. Lack of character expression.

But here is the free.99 fact of life, facial expressions help describe a character for every line they say, to any person.

But luckily enough, for those who played through FF7's 50 or so hour quest, know exactly how the characters act. So yes, they might not have fully mapped out/complex facial expressions, but as fans of the game, it's not that important. Because we know the character dispositions of each of these characters. Which, is probably another fault compouned on for those that are unfamiliar with the game.

So, I can see how the movie can be the super suck if you haven't played the game, you won't get the story, you won't get the character dispositions, etc.

And if you have, you're good to go.

Damage Control over.
 
C- Warrior said:
I for one --having played FF7 enough-- am glad that they don't waste any of those precious 100 minutes (which are probably like Pixar CG standards, 1 million USD per minute) for them to re-fuckin tell the story on FF7.

hell no it's not even close to 1 million usd per minute.
 
teepo said:
hell no it's not even close to 1 million usd per minute.

Yeah, it would have defeated the purpose of FF:AC anyway, with that kind of budget they could have redone FFVII as well as maybe 2 more brand new FF.

The closest I would gather was Onimusha 3's intro which is more fluid and detailed than even FFVII:AC but then again that one costs 1 million per minute.
 
......and here I was expecting Gone with the Wind....seriously, I'm really dissapointed.

.....anyways, sounds right up my alley FFVII:AC sales+1 on that review alone :lol
 
Anyanka said:
What? Sephiroth killed a whole bunch of people and was attempting to nearly destroy the world so he could become a god. He isn't "all that evil"?
Um, he burned down one city (well, more like a small village of a couple dozen people, at most), raided an evil corporation's headquarters (just like what the protagonists were doing) and defeated their president, and killed some of his clones. Oh, and he killed some spies who were following him and trying to kill him and a slutty flower girl, too (and that was only because she was getting in the way. Not saying murder is good, but he had a motive, which means he's not completely evil and insane like other villains in other games. :lol).

There's been plenty of more evil villains. He's not THAT twisted. Hell, seph isn't even the most evil character in FFVII.

Even the somewhat cheery story of Skies of Arcadia has a villain (villains?) who are more evil and do much more harm than TEH GR8 SEFIROTH
 
Other people may be worse but he's still a pretty mean guy. But I'm not taking issue with that, it's this part "So, the review is accurate calling Sephiroth a "supposedly evil bad guy" since he never has really done much to give him that title.". I think Seph is surely an evil bad guy and he did do more than just kill one girl(as if that's not enough to be an evil bad guy).

I also don't get how anyone could say Seph isn't in the game much. He's in it a lot more than Rufus or Hojo.
 
Anyanka said:
Other people may be worse but he's still a pretty mean guy. But I'm not taking issue with that, it's this part "So, the review is accurate calling Sephiroth a "supposedly evil bad guy" since he never has really done much to give him that title.". I think Seph is surely an evil bad guy and he did do more than just kill one girl(as if that's not enough to be an evil bad guy).

I also don't get how anyone could say Seph isn't in the game much. He's in it a lot more than Rufus or Hojo.
I'd say Rufus is in there just about as much as sephiroth is, actually. Maybe even a little more.

Maybe the reviewer is referring to sephiroth in the movie as being a "supposedly evil bad guy?" Maybe he doesnt' actually do anything that evil in the movie.
 
You see Rufus when he takes over. Then again in Junon, in the boat and at costa del sol. Next he's at rocket town trying to borrow the tiny bronco. He's gone for a while until they're at the crater and junon again. Then he's gone again until his last few scenes. Plus a couple board room scenes inbetween.

Seph is in all those long flashbacks that go on forever, all the appearences while chasing him, the temple of ancients, the crater, and then the very end. The flashbacks alone are probably more screen time than Rufus.

Regardless, he is the main villain and more important than Rufus. Although Shinra is still really cool.....


I wonder whatever happened to Palmer...
 
Wouldn't summoning a giant metoer to kill off an entire planet elevate one to the status of evil.

Seph starts out misguided, and things slowly degrade from there, maybe evil isn't the correct word so much as maniacal.
 
Synbios459 said:
My bad, I ment JPN sorry. I've never ordered from PA before, how reliable are they? And is that model not "confimed" if it is region-free?

Well I got the DVD player recommendation from a thread here at GAF in OT:
http://new.ga-forum.com/showthread.php?t=46329&highlight=region+free

As well as here:
http://new.ga-forum.com/showpost.php?p=814763&postcount=14

Haven't had a chance to get one for myself but it's probably worth a shot given the price. As for Play Asia, they're reliable as I've ordered a few things from them before. Pricey but reliable.

I'm just waiting and hoping they'll get in the Ultimania Omega... :D
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HomerSimpson-Man said:
Yeah seriously, this is the ultimate fan-service movie. I'm freakin' stroked!! Now give me a damn FFVII remake already!!

except that FFVIII is better in every way :P
 
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