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[Elchele]

did you see my write up of our games last night

such an epic battle betwen good and evil, right and wrong, fellaini and pogba

I didn't. I wanted to play FIFA 14 with you guys and nobody accepted. I only care for jts and bla now

also:

pls.

 

[Hixx]

there was actually a thread about this video on /b/ yesterday

and then she actually replied in the thread saying the subtitles were wrong or something

[im.g]http://i.imgur.com/2Ho1hnY.png[/img]

(excuse this gentleman's language)

i couldn't breathe

omg

Hahahahahah it's amazing. I would be pretty pissed too if my mom kept going on like that, when I was trying to jerk off

when I heard "mom" I threw my hands up. biggest twist since oldboy m8s

 

[bud]

My dick is 6.3 inches long but has inferior girth.

I haven't watched that latest efukt video yet

I do watch porn

Is dean beating Zabo

you always say this but i'm willing to bet my pinky toe that you wear average sized condoms

 

[Wilbur]

you always say this but i'm willing to bet my pinky toe that you wear average sized condoms

I do but its still a thin dick

I'll send you a picture soon

 

[Broder Salsa]

I didn't. I wanted to play FIFA 14 with you guys and nobody accepted. I only care for jts and bla now

also:


pls.

People need to stop using minus.

 

[Bold One]

we measuring dick sizes now?

 

[KidJr]

I think mines around 7.8 inches

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Just beat PSG 1-0 with Sassuolo.

ZAZAZAZA

 

[Rikkun]

you always say this but i'm willing to bet my pinky toe that you wear average sized condoms

The other day at work a woman brought me two new condoms she found in a room and told me "you'll need these".
I was sitting in a weird position, so I looked at her and said "I would never wear those cheap condoms. And look at the size, they're so small"
The coworker I had sex with laughed and walked away, everyone else is so happy to call me Big Dick.

I obviously said I was joking

 

[CCS]

Couldn't you use that same logic to rule out reading books, watching films, listening to music or playing video games? You could even stop following football and imagine Wimbledon winning the Champions League.

Haha I do, frequently.

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I've got a dig bick

 

[bud]

I do but its still a thin dick

I'll send you a picture soon

i have seen and read so much disconcerting stuff on the internet but none of those things have made me feel so uncomfortable as when i read your comments about your penis

please stop doing that

we're all gonna make it

 

[Lashley]

Redownloading PES2015

Lets be having ya

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

PES is full of such small dick wankers, who can only play with Barca

Such cunts.

Poor my Sassuolo run out of energy by the 60th minute

 

[Wilbur]

Redownloading PES2015

Lets be having ya

PES is full of such small dick wankers, who can only play with Barca

Such cunts.

Poor my Sassuolo run out of energy by the 60th minute

I won't be home until 11:30pm GMT but then i'm down for PES

Think i'll start playing on my account instead of deans

Try adding nathanrb i think that's it

It might be nathanrb61

 

[Bold One]

its why I stopped playing football games, every noob chooses Barca, RM, Bayern and occasionally city. and its the same teams you keep facing over and over again. It gets tedious and boring

 

[jts]

Dunno if it's the wording or the actual haircut.

Send help.

 

[Wilbur]

its why I stopped playing football games, every noob chooses Barca, RM, Bayern and occasionally city. and its the same teams you keep facing over and over again. It gets tedious and boring

I pick the Gaalacticos

Adnan, Daley, Fellaini midfield. What a time to be alive.

 

[Yurt]

Ahahaha AC Milan's director calling out Tancredi's bullshit on twitter

 

[bud]

i pick arsenal

i usually lose

 

[Oersted]

we measuring dick sizes now?

Mine is bigger than yours, clearly.

 

[Freewheelin']

at that last game, how the fuck did i lose that hahahahahaha

 

[Esch]

I pick the Gaalacticos

Adnan, Daley, Fellaini midfield. What a time to be alive.

fellaini is a striker though. van gaal needs to call up EA and get a patch put in.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

I won't be home until 11:30pm GMT but then i'm down for PES

Think i'll start playing on my account instead of deans

Try adding nathanrb i think that's it

It might be nathanrb61

I sent you a request, I am Kowak

 

[LTWheels]

Picked up the new 3ds (non XL) on a whim yesterday.

This is really what the 3ds should have been all those years ago. Nice screen size, 3d doesn't hurt your eyes, comfortable to hold. Only negative is the having to unscrew it to change the memory card.

 

[Zabojnik]

Fantastic games, Dean. As for the last one.... I know that feel, the worst.

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

Fantastic games, Dean. As for the last one.... I know that feel, the worst.

will you give me one game before I go to bed????

 

[Freewheelin']

Fantastic games, Dean. As for the last one.... I know that feel, the worst.

;_;

But yeah, great games!

Dat first comeback, lol.

 

[Wilbur]

Fantastic games, Dean. As for the last one.... I know that feel, the worst.

What were the scores??

 

[Vivalaraza]

Moyes is doing the punditry for tonight's game.

Could be fun.

 

[Wilbur]

Moyes is doing the punditry for tonight's game.

Could be fun.

I'm at work but the manager tonight is chill as fuck so if it's quiet I'm hoping to watch on my phone.

Wonder if he's gonna tear us to shreds :lol

 

[Broder Salsa]

Picked up the new 3ds (non XL) on a whim yesterday.

This is really what the 3ds should have been all those years ago. Nice screen size, 3d doesn't hurt your eyes, comfortable to hold. Only negative is the having to unscrew it to change the memory card.

Unscrewing to change memory card? That's so fucking Nintendo.

 

[LabouredSubterfuge]

I'm at work but the manager tonight is chill as fuck so if it's quiet I'm hoping to watch on my phone.

Wonder if he's gonna tear us to shreds :lol

No it'll be worst, we'll play shit and he'll reckon it's great.

 

[Zabojnik]

will you give me one game before I go to bed????

We can go right now, invite me.

What were the scores??

I'm terrible at remembering scores. I think ...

3-1 Zabo

3-2 Dean

1-0 Zabo (???)

3-2 Zabo

Something like that.

 

[Freewheelin']

We can go right now, invite me.



I'm terrible at remembering scores. I think ...

3-1 Zabo

3-2 Dean

1-0 Zabo (???)

3-2 Zabo

Something like that.

Think that's right yeah haha

 

[Shanks D Zoro]

We can go right now, invite me.



.

cheers, just drew against Zenit. Just the one and then I will sleep

 

[Wilbur]

Pretty similar to our matches then

Weird innit how that works, just like real life football. Dean and I have close games vs you and then I beat Dean 11-1

 

[cartoon_soldier]

Moyes is doing the punditry for tonight's game.

Could be fun.

that could be amazing

 

[Freewheelin']

Pretty similar to our matches then

Weird innit how that works, just like real life football. Dean and I have close games vs you and then I beat Dean 11-1

that was just a bad day for me overall lol

 

[Lashley]

gaminggaf wanking over a next gen release of darksiders 2

lol

 

[Vivalaraza]

What's supposed to be happening here?

 

[Baconsaurus Rex]

I will never understand people making 2014/2015 Highlight videos halfway through the season.

 

[Wilbur]

What's supposed to be happening here?

what the fuck

 

[Bold One]

Moyes is doing the punditry for tonight's game.

Could be fun.

 

[Elchele]

I'm still undefeated when using Augsburg

 

[The_Hitcher89]

Moyes will be strangely respectful, but you'll be able to tell that he's thinking 'these cunts are no better than they were last year, just more fortunate and expensively assembled'

 

[DominoKid]

Moyes is doing the punditry for tonight's game.

Could be fun.

Gaalacticos will run riot 1-0

 

[Zabojnik]

Shanks' sassy Sassuolo has fallen to the mighty Palermo. Too bad about the lag, Sha.

 

[dc89]

Picked up the new 3ds (non XL) on a whim yesterday.

This is really what the 3ds should have been all those years ago. Nice screen size, 3d doesn't hurt your eyes, comfortable to hold. Only negative is the having to unscrew it to change the memory card.

This! I can't get over the fact how such a small increase in size over the OG 3DS makes it so much nicer to use. Its the ideal size. No hand cramps or anything.

 

[L1NETT]

god that massive shrimp fucker in last light is such a CUNT

smashing game, ranger mode is so damn good.